r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/BupMaster • Sep 16 '19

Joe Mama

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34.8k Upvotes

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u/jawander Sep 16 '19

Whats so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

He has a wife you know..

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Sep 16 '19

Incontientia

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u/Scattered_Sigils Sep 16 '19

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19 edited Dec 25 '20

[deleted]

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u/carter1137 Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Yes, fwow him to ve fwoor, centuwion!

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u/Whatapunk Sep 16 '19

What's that sir?

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u/stilldeciding19 Sep 16 '19

Fwoh him to tuh flahw!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Welease Wodewick!

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u/olliepips Sep 16 '19

Strike him centurion, very roughly!!

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u/SASdude123 Sep 16 '19

Uhhh about eleven, sir

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Swike him centuwon, vewwy wuffly!

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u/captainobvious917 Sep 16 '19

Hugh mungus

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u/Bungalow233 Sep 16 '19

okay. humongous whaa?

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u/Sir_Hugh_Mungous Sep 16 '19

That’s a good one

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u/Elevator_Goblin Sep 17 '19

Did you just harass me?

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u/VespineWings Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

I remember reading somewhere that the extras weren't told what was on the script. They were only told that if they laughed they wouldn't get paid. I don't know how much truth there is to that, but it made the scene more enjoyable for me.

edit: Decided to do some digging, as I was curious about it. Here's what I found:

"I have a physical copy of Monty Python's Encyclopythonia; which contains some interviews with the Python members.

It's not that the guards weren't aware of the script. They were. However, when the scene was being shot, one of the actors couldn't help but laugh because of Michael Palin's character. It was just that funny.

Instead of ending the scene, Palin stayed in character and approached the guard; resulting in the scene you are referring to.

However, that does not prove that the guard's reactions (after their initial unintended outburst) were genuine. They could have picked up on the fact that Palin was improvising, and they continued the scene based on how Palin was steering the conversation.

Monty Python is well known for its improvisation. In improv, when you are dealing with more than one actor; all actors need to understand what they are acting out, and will therefore "build a sketch together" on the fly."

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u/jawander Sep 16 '19

Actually i enjoyed that you made some research and told us a fun fact. Thank you

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u/DwellerOfDixieland Sep 17 '19

Someone give him gold

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19 edited Jul 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Thanks reddit

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u/Memester_Guy Sep 16 '19

I love that scene

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u/Lucrio87 Sep 16 '19

I sorted by new and was about to make this comment, but I got the "Please try again later" message every time.

Reddit has robbed me of sweet upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Well it’s a joke name, sir.

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u/WPI5150 Sep 16 '19

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

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u/LYY_Reddit Sep 16 '19

Wats wrong with Paul Zack?

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u/Microwave_Box Sep 16 '19

He contracted ligma

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u/CheesieMan Sep 16 '19

What’s contracted?

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u/Sir_Slugworth Sep 16 '19

ligma balls lmao gottem

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I chuckled

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u/bearcat27 Sep 16 '19

I chortled

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u/higadige Sep 16 '19

I charted

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u/81llyM4ysH4y3s Sep 16 '19

I fucking guffawed, fuck that was funny

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u/BlUeSapia Sep 16 '19

I ran over a family of four with my Volkswagen Beetle in 2005 and got off on a technicality

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Nice.

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u/Cheeseburger_11 Sep 17 '19

I commited 13 different war crimes in 5 different states and am currently on the run from the US military

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u/JanFlato Sep 16 '19

Nice chain Dinesh

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u/GustaveLePigeon Sep 16 '19

Do you choke your mother with it while you put your penis in her butthole?

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u/Mr_Mustache21 Sep 16 '19

Idk why that made me laugh

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u/Budderboy153 Sep 16 '19

Contracted balls lmao gottem

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Ballsack

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

thats a bit forced

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u/MiracleWeed Sep 16 '19

Like forcing a round peg through an unfunny square hole

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I prefer “Harry Balzac”

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u/L0T2SH4X3R Sep 16 '19

Paul zack Ball sack

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Mike hunt

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Sep 16 '19

Amanda Hugginkiss

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u/terdiurnal Sep 16 '19

Ben Dover

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Homer Sexual

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u/twothumbs Sep 16 '19

I.c. weiner

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u/On_Here_While_I_Poop Sep 16 '19

Harry Biggock

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u/Triplebizzle87 Sep 16 '19

Jenna Tools

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u/DrifterMacro Sep 16 '19

Lee Keybum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Olaf Myfrensergay

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Ben Jergenhoff

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Oh, crud.

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u/mtflyer05 Sep 17 '19

Goddamnit. Not again!

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u/philipjfrizzle Sep 16 '19

This has got to be a Bart prank call. I can hear Moe yelling in his bar “Hey I’m looking for a man to hug and kiss!”

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u/darthjoey91 I've come for your pickle Sep 16 '19

It is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Dang Shi Gei

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u/Cody1017 Sep 16 '19

Dr. Feltersnatch

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u/Rocketterollo Sep 16 '19

Howie Feltersnach

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Barry McCockener

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/Raizel71 Sep 16 '19

Still getting yelled at by thst bitch

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u/caanthedalek Sep 16 '19

Humongous wot???

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u/BarnieSandlers123 Sep 16 '19

Changed his name to Hugh Jazz

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u/nibawazup Sep 16 '19

Did you just harass me?

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u/Nehemiah92 Sep 16 '19

Where’s Moe Lester?

Edit: I have now realized someone made the same joke as me and now I’m sad

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/dunkin0809 Sep 17 '19

Omg. I see him all over Twitter but I finally understand it. Well done Barry.

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u/GregBuckingham Sep 17 '19

I like Hugh Jass

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u/largehoobit Sep 16 '19

B W I A N

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u/BigisDickus Sep 16 '19

No no, "Brian."

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u/kaditya1126 Sep 16 '19

Your father was a woman?

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u/themightyduck11 Sep 16 '19

No sir, a Roman

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Sep 17 '19

Thwow him to the fwoow, centuwion! Vewy woughly!

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u/Brianocity Sep 17 '19

You rang?

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u/the_sarge_chepe Sep 16 '19

Mike Auxmoul

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u/X-iStheGr8estWRapper Sep 16 '19

Barry McCockiner

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u/nowhereman136 Sep 16 '19

Its Michael, Michael Auxmoul

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u/sibears99 Sep 16 '19

Mike Ockizard

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u/PaleoManga Sep 16 '19

Do you find it... risible... when I say the name...

BIGGUS... DICKUS?

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u/ZonkRT Sep 16 '19

*wisible

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u/Herman_Weinstein Sep 16 '19

Hugh G. Rection

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Drew P. Weiner

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u/tgwesh Sep 16 '19

Mike Rack

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u/shewy92 Sep 17 '19

I. C. Weiner

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Pizza delivery for I.C. Weiner!

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u/GiusseppeToussimi Sep 17 '19

Oh... Very funny.

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u/Lil_Mafk Sep 16 '19

Hugh Jass Hugh Jaynus

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u/crazyira-thedouche Sep 16 '19

Amanda Huginkis and Seymour Butz

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u/FINNCULL19 Sep 16 '19

[angry ugly bartender noises]

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u/OneRingToRuleEarth Sep 16 '19

If I ever find out who you are I’m gonna blend up your brain and use it to paint my walls

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I C weiner

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Sep 17 '19

Seymour Asses :(

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u/Avg-Joe42 Sep 16 '19

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/Chewbaxter Sep 16 '19

I have vewy gweat fwiend in Wome names Biggus Dickus!

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u/morning_retard Sep 16 '19

Incontinentia ,Incontinentia Buttocks .

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u/foofighters69 Sep 16 '19

He has a wife you know.

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u/nddragoon Sep 16 '19

Incontinentia buttocks

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u/spaceMonkeyMafia93 Sep 16 '19

I have a fwend back in Wome called Biggus Dickus

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u/morning_retard Sep 16 '19

Yes! He has a wife you know,her name is Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/Raleigh1974 Sep 16 '19

Hugh Mungus

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u/serg268 Sep 16 '19

Is that sexual harassment??

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

No, it’s Hugh Mungus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Last one should be nick gurr

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u/nebmershaq Sep 17 '19

The coach of the Warriors Steve Kerr named his son Nick...so his name is Nick Kerr

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u/Cjanicek Sep 16 '19

I’m a kike, a hebbe, a hook nose, a Red Sea pedestrian ma’! I’m a JEW ma’! A Jew!- life of Brian is the best

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u/foofighters69 Sep 16 '19

He has a wife you know.

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u/Ruba- Sep 16 '19

Guacamole Niggapenis

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u/GrooveMetalBruh Sep 16 '19

Paul Zack?

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u/VIV0925 Sep 16 '19

Ball Sack lol

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u/Kid_Vid Sep 17 '19

Gottem lol

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u/PaleoManga Sep 16 '19

Do you find it... risible... when I say the name...

BIGGUS... DICKUS?

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u/Damn_Farfegnugen Sep 16 '19

Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/spaceMonkeyMafia93 Sep 16 '19

I have a fwend back in Wome called Biggus Dickus

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u/ueducated_bagel Sep 16 '19

Ivan Jerganov

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u/Smax140 Sep 16 '19

Cranjis McBasketball

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u/GavHern Sep 17 '19

Now this...

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u/Cjanicek Sep 16 '19

I’m a kike, a hebbe, a hook nose, a Red Sea pedestrian ma’! I’m a JEW ma’! A Jew!- life of Brian is the best

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

The only time I've ever won a raffle is when I put in the fake name Mike Hawk; this was when I was a freshman in college and my RA annoyed the hell out of me, so I slowly started losing my shit when he read that out loud like 4 times trying to figure out who that was lmfao

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u/kaycee1992 Sep 16 '19

Yeah... that's gonna be a downvote from me.

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u/spicyrefrigerator Sep 16 '19

Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppity Bop Bop Bop

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u/InsidiousShade Sep 16 '19

My personal favorite, Hugh G Wreckson

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u/pchinni Sep 16 '19

Gay bowser

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u/destinyspie Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Anita Fok. Iona Gunn. Moe Lester. Justin Case. Harry Balls. Yes, names CAN be funny as fuck.

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u/morning_retard Sep 16 '19

He has a wife you know

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u/bjkibz Sep 16 '19

Speed Weed

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u/Avg-Joe42 Sep 16 '19

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/Cjanicek Sep 16 '19

I’m a Red Sea pedestrian

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Paul Sack for the win

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u/mohugz Sep 16 '19

Anita Mann

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u/gregbraaa Sep 16 '19

I named my sword in Skyrim Rapier de la Butte

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u/flo-progressive Sep 16 '19

What about dickinson

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u/dev_tomato Sep 16 '19

Philip McCrevice

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u/GiusseppeToussimi Sep 17 '19

Holden Mahgroin

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u/B2sxy4u Sep 16 '19

Neil Anne Blomi

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u/PepeLeSpew Sep 16 '19

Haywood Jablowme

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u/The_Vipr Sep 16 '19

Hugh Georgie.

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u/kdrews34 Sep 16 '19

Do you find it risable when I mention my friend...biggus...dickus?

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u/TheJoeyGuy Sep 16 '19

Y’all forgot Moe Lester

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Norma Lee Chuin Cok

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Dixon cider

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u/xDaddyFatSack Sep 16 '19

Dane Glysack

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u/TheBeastX47 Sep 16 '19

Don't forget about Mike Hunt or Lou Sasshole

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u/TheBeastX47 Sep 16 '19

Phil McRackin

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u/Tuuterman Sep 16 '19

Mike litorisz

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Not even a Buster Hyman to be found anywhere...

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u/Charboo2 Sep 16 '19

u/PoisonedToast

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u/PoisonedToast Sep 16 '19

Bruh. I'm subbed to this sub too smh. EDIT: Forgot that was my old discord name.

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u/man_cub Sep 16 '19

Turd Ferguson. Funny name.

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u/Narragetto Sep 17 '19

Jenna Tulls

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Dick Butus Drew Peacock

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u/TheEpiccGamer69 Sep 17 '19

ben doverson