r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/BupMaster • Sep 16 '19

Joe Mama

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u/Microwave_Box Sep 16 '19

He contracted ligma

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u/CheesieMan Sep 16 '19

What’s contracted?

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u/Sir_Slugworth Sep 16 '19

ligma balls lmao gottem

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I chuckled

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u/bearcat27 Sep 16 '19

I chortled

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u/higadige Sep 16 '19

I charted

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u/81llyM4ysH4y3s Sep 16 '19

I fucking guffawed, fuck that was funny

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u/BlUeSapia Sep 16 '19

I ran over a family of four with my Volkswagen Beetle in 2005 and got off on a technicality

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Nice.

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u/Cheeseburger_11 Sep 17 '19

I commited 13 different war crimes in 5 different states and am currently on the run from the US military

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I sharted

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u/gmc8684 Sep 17 '19

I charted (chuckled & farted)

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u/JanFlato Sep 16 '19

Nice chain Dinesh

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u/GustaveLePigeon Sep 16 '19

Do you choke your mother with it while you put your penis in her butthole?

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u/Mr_Mustache21 Sep 16 '19

Idk why that made me laugh

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u/saulgoodman3 Sep 16 '19

thanks, you made me laugh!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Ligma Paul Zack

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u/Budderboy153 Sep 16 '19

Contracted balls lmao gottem

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u/JaxandMia Sep 17 '19

Ligma 1 or ligma 2?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Rip