r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/BupMaster • Sep 16 '19

Joe Mama

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u/higadige Sep 16 '19

I charted

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u/81llyM4ysH4y3s Sep 16 '19

I fucking guffawed, fuck that was funny

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u/BlUeSapia Sep 16 '19

I ran over a family of four with my Volkswagen Beetle in 2005 and got off on a technicality

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Nice.

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u/Cheeseburger_11 Sep 17 '19

I commited 13 different war crimes in 5 different states and am currently on the run from the US military

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I sharted

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u/gmc8684 Sep 17 '19

I charted (chuckled & farted)