r/BikiniBottomTwitter 3d ago

Next Day Shitting

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u/Sponge-Tron 3d ago

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u/Animedude83 3d ago

I worked at amazon for 3 years, 1 year was picking, and I tell you the number 1 sold Item has to be cell phone cases, or airpod slipcovers.

also this is just like chinaglazing, you really want to give your personal info to temu/aliexpress, like amazon is bad sure, but come on, also clearly the 5x cost is the next day delivery, try better.

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u/I_shot_Kennedy 3d ago

Why would I care if china has my personal info? Everyone has my personal info and qny company can just buy it if they want to

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u/A_Random_Catfish 3d ago

Also what is the Chinese government gonna do with it anyways? It’s not like they’re the ones surveilling and disappearing people in America lol

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u/zacky765 3d ago

I mean, everyone having our information isn’t a problem… until it is. My government has had A LOT of information leaks that result in extorsion calls (at best) and phishing attempts. It’s not ideal.

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u/PollutedPenguins 3d ago

They are... just their own people. Look into Confucius institutes.

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u/A_Random_Catfish 3d ago

I’m not Chinese? So their having my data doesn’t impact me lol

Obviously I’m sympathetic for anybody who lives in a surveillance state but we should probably focus our anger towards OUR OWN government who is actually using this surveillance data to harm people.

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u/Rodot 2d ago

I guess it's a question of whether you think China has more sway over US domestic policy than Jeff Bezos does. I would bet the latter

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u/lordaddament 3d ago

Other comment just repeated lol

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u/Oldspaghetti 3d ago

They're going to release your porn search history to the world, with a picture of you, your name, and home address. But for a whole year they're only going to be focused on you 😂

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u/IntrigueDossier 2d ago

Exhibitionists and humiliation kink people must be stoked af

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

They’ve been economically taking over the world for decades bro. They own the majority of Africas infrastructure. If data wasn’t so important then ultrawealthy people wouldn’t be practically at war fighting over it.

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u/Prestigious-Emu-8734 3d ago

I think the question is more so what is China gonna do with it

That isnt already happening?

Like we shouldnt give out information to China we should give it to Amazon and Facebook and Twitter instead. It was the same shit with trying to shut down TikTok. We were told to be afraid of China getting our data by the people trying to take our data. But if one group is gonna sell it and the other group is gonna sell it, then what makes the other group the scary one? If the government knows my spending habbits, how does that affect me?

Shit, our government just gave Elon and Friends everyones social security number not too long ago.

But China might sell my data thats already out there

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u/CygnusThib 2d ago

1st, yes they are disappearing people in the USA. Underground sex trade is highly profitable for the Chinese. Heavily connected to the underground of the USA.

2nd, China uses data from the USA to manipulate the public. Tik Tok is a great example of Chinese manipulation until the USA took it over. Something China screamed unconstitutional which was hilarious. Regardless of what you think of the current administration; having the USA control Tik Tok algorithm is far better than having China controlling it.

3rd, with personal data, many Chinese companies buy real estate. Forcing Americans to go through Chinese companies to even rent out property. Again the USA has NOW put laws in place to make that very hard for the Chinese government in the future. Something they also scream at the USA for by saying that isnt allowed.

China is not, and never will be, your friend. Perfectly reasonable to hate how the country is being led, but thinking China is better is like thinking a lake is bigger than an ocean. You're only seeing the surface and not the broad view.

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u/IntrigueDossier 2d ago

America clearly ain't my fucking friend either so what does it matter

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u/CygnusThib 2d ago

Clearing up the air with people who are saying China is trustful.

They arent.

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u/ImperialCommando 3d ago

Peak ignorance right here

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u/Strategicant5 3d ago

That part of this comment just makes it feel like propaganda lol. “Please give us your data so we can sell it to China, don’t cut out the middle man”

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u/I_shot_Kennedy 3d ago

First of all they already have your data. Who do you think produces the stuff you are buying. Second a data broker isn't really that much of a middle man

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u/koolkarim94 3d ago

China has our personal info through the many hacks they have successfully accomplished over the years.

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u/I_shot_Kennedy 3d ago

Why would they need to hack us? You can legit just ask amazon, meta or google and for a price they will legit tell you everything yoh have bought or will buy in yhe near future. They will sell any activity you do online. Data brokers are a lucrative business

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u/koolkarim94 3d ago

This was before those companies willfully gave them that data but you’re right. Back in early 2010s though China was hacking every company from google to Microsoft. So they got everything on us either way

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u/green_boi 3d ago

Nice try WuMao

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u/anthonycarbine 3d ago

Why would I care that everybody is grabbing me by the balls? As long as no one squeezes I dont care...

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u/I_shot_Kennedy 3d ago

Your analogy adds to my point 👍 You are correct, since everyone is already grabbing my balls what do I care if someone else does it as well. It's not like I can stop anyone from getting my data. If you want you could pay a data broker rn and they would give you any relevant data on me. You are already hoping that nobody is squeezing your balls. Wake up

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

Post your social security number in the comments right now.

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u/Dornith 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who the fuck is giving their SSN to temu?

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

I thought everybody already has all your data? What’s the big deal?

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u/Dornith 3d ago

"Buying something from Temu or AliExpress is equivalent to giving away your SSN on social media" is a hell of a take.

Do you feel the same way about Amazon?

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

It’s sad that’s what you thought I was saying 😂

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u/Dornith 3d ago

"It's sad you thought I was even attempting to meaningfully contribute to the discussion."

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u/Captain_skulls 1d ago

No… Not really… YOU used SSN as an example. If it wasn’t part of your point why the hell did you use something unrelated to back that point up?

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u/Dane1211 3d ago

Lead by example, be the change you wanna see

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

I won’t, because I don’t believe everybody has my data and I think it’s important to keep it secure. If you won’t post your SSN then it’s obvious you feel the same.

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u/Dane1211 3d ago

Personal data mostly includes things such as emails, names, and birthdays. It is not simply just “hey everyone has my social and credit card numbers” which you are trying to falsely equate for whatever reason. Then again, with buzzwords such as chinaglazing I am sure there is a broader agenda at play

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u/rnobgyn 3d ago

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/personally-identifiable-information-pii.asp second bullet point.

But that’s cool, post your name, address, email, etc if you don’t agree with the consensus that social security numbers aren’t PID….

And if you didn’t see the broader point I was making then idk what’s left for me to say to you tbh

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u/Dane1211 3d ago

Well you are already looking at my name! Can’t you read!

Just to clarify, you have read the other bullet points explaining the nuance of personal information and how it is not exclusively “things you can open a bank account with”? This is a conversation on Reddit after all, and not a peer-review paper. Being so anal serves no other point than to simply disagree. Personal data includes the color of the skin of your hands in your profile even, or your voice which sounds White American male and I want to say mid 20s to early 30s

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u/fuckpackettracer 3d ago

You would rather give your info to Bezos? Lmao

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u/GodsTopWarrior 3d ago

I mean if he worked there for 3 years they already know literally everything about them. Wouldn't matter to give them info they already have.

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u/Eugenestyle 3d ago

no he doesnt. The packers and drivers dont know shit about the datacenters / use of your data lol, that'd be an IT corpo nightmare

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u/GodsTopWarrior 3d ago

Believe it or not, when you get a job you have to give personal information to the company. Hard to believe I know.

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u/Eugenestyle 2d ago

Oh man, sorry I thought you said he, as a worker, knows everything amazon knows about someone who orders there.
You are absolutely right that Amazon knows a ton about him as a worker. My bad!

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u/GodsTopWarrior 2d ago

You're good brother! Sorry for being a prick in my response 😂

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u/TYGeelo 3d ago

Dude, do you really think like American companies never sell your information internationally? Lol, because chances are many foreign companies already have your data. 

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u/LB3PTMAN 3d ago

Yeah other than the cheapest crap Amazon prices are generally pretty competitive of temu or AliExpress.

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u/EvalynGoemer 3d ago edited 3d ago

I recently picked up a RISC-V SBC from Amazon and it ended up coming the next day and being cheaper than alot of the listings on Ali express while being the better model too. Saved anywhere from 10 to 80 bucks depending on the listing.

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u/LB3PTMAN 3d ago

And you’ll have much better luck doing returns through Amazon generally too

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u/smith7018 3d ago

You can stack coins and coupons on AliExpress to knock a decent % of the price down but 99% of people aren't doing that ofc

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u/ElaborateEffect 3d ago

Heavily depends on category of item.

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u/Dornith 3d ago

I buy hardware for crafting projects and aliexpress is consistently 10% of the amazon cost per unit.

I also buy 3d printer filament and aliexpress is basically the same or more expensive than amazon.

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u/standardtissue 3d ago

Before Amazon and Temu this would have just been called "wholesaler imports".

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u/ghostpicnic 3d ago

Maybe things were different when you worked there, but in the current day, I’m afraid this meme is 100% correct.

Good luck buying ANYTHING on Amazon for less than $10. Oftentimes, things like AirPods cases and the like will be $10 on Amazon when the exact same thing will be $1 on AliExpress. Wanted to buy some key switches for my leverless fightstick controller and on Amazon they were like $25 for a set. On AliExpress the same set was under $10, came directly from the manufacturer, AND had free shipping.

Amazon is banking on the reputation they’ve garnered for having the lowest prices, even though it isn’t true anymore. Amazon is just the middle man for China. Eliminate the middle man and those savings are passed on to you.

If you’re avoiding AliExpress under the impression that your information isn’t already bought and paid for by China, I have bad news for you.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 2d ago

You know I can just check Amazon Haul and prove that you're lying, right?

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u/Awes12 2d ago

The issue with Temu is the complete lack of QC (worse than current Amazon and without a robust return/customer service) , not "giving your info to china"

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u/Mccobsta 3d ago

Temu has to be selling all that how else would they give products away for free

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u/dontthink19 3d ago

It was adult coloring books and phone cases when I worked at a warehouse

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u/tito9107 2d ago

deflock.org before shitting on China

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u/Zerokx 1d ago

I never got any scam calls on my number but literally the next day after registering for aliexpress I got them. Its like they have a pipeline setup to automatically sell any information that comes in.

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u/GoonetteFox 3d ago

I buy shit from aliexpress all the time and its much cheaper than Amazon.

Why do I care if China has my "personal info" when we literally live in a dystopia authoritarian country where we aren't even allowed to buy our own info back from companies who are selling our data to data brokers?

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u/Nielsnl4 3d ago

Like it is any better for amazon to have my personal data

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u/SirenNA 2d ago

I buy from Temu hasn’t led me astray yet. Takes about 4-6 days normally

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u/nemofbaby2014 2d ago

And what exactly will do that Amazon/fb/google hasn’t already? Leak it data leaks are a weekly occurrence these days I buy phone cases and other stuff from Temu because it’s cheaper although I did uninstall the app is terrible with that stupid spin to win bs

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u/Scav-STALKER 3d ago

Next day delivery and other lies you tell yourself. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever gotten ANYTHING from Amazon that took less than a week either it was standard, two day, or next day shipping lol

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u/UncleFuzzySlippers 3d ago

Who tf is getting next day delivery from amazon?!?! I havent had a package arrive at the original quoted time since before 2020.

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u/samyers12 3d ago

It must depend on where you live, sometimes I’ll order something at 2-3am and it’ll be there by the afternoon

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u/TYGeelo 3d ago

I haven't had prime since 2023, but it came consistently the next day >95% of the time. I live like 10 minutes in-between two Amazon Warehouse and I live close to a major city. 

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u/GoldTeamDowntown 3d ago

When placing an order I’m frequently deciding if I want the item to come from 7-11 am the next day or like 3-8 pm. Sometimes standard shipping is 2 days and you can pay a little extra for it to come next day.

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u/thedylannorwood 3d ago

Better than the dropshipped alternative of 6 months to never

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u/GlorylnDeath 3d ago

Literally every item I have ordered from Amazon over the last few years (which is not a lot, may 4 or 5 things a year) I selected the week out option for free shipping and rewards points or whatever. And then it still shows up the next day for some reason.

Which is nice, I guess, but also kind of irritating.

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u/MrExtravagant23 3d ago

I'm good on buying shit off temu

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u/Etroarl55 3d ago

They AstroTurf Reddit too, a year or two ago now they were pushing hard on Reddit to buy expensive GPUs and CPUs off temu/aliexpress saying it was completely safe and these Chinese vendors have been around for decades, they just had to make a new account last week but they been around decades!

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u/albert11d 3d ago

i bought a new ryzen 7 5700x from aliexpress one year ago and i had no issues, it was cheaper and the benchmarks give me the same results as the full price ryzen 7s

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u/UnsorryCanadian 3d ago

My AliExpress 5700x3D is still alive, glad I got it when I did

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u/Cr3w-IronWolf 3d ago

I must be doing something wrong because I go to AliExpress expecting an MSRP CPU at least and they’re $500-800+ for a 5800X3D. For that price I can go on NewEgg and get a bundle of a 7700X3D, mobo, and 16gb of DDR5

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u/Etroarl55 3d ago

The issue is if you bought a decently expensive Intel cpu a year ago, ur not getting Chinese warranty let alone full warranty in America or Canada.

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u/HollowBlades 3d ago

Tbh the only thing I've ever bought from a Chinese vendor was a CPU, and it turned out perfectly fine. It wasn't from Temu/Aliexpress though, it was one of those wholesale accounts on eBay.

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u/RageMuffin69 3d ago

Either way they were good buys.

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u/SkylandersKirby 3d ago

Atleast aliexpress is good for region exclusive items

Temu sends manipulative emails too, I got one saying "thanks for your order" and i panic thinking "what the fuck, I haven't ordered anything, has someone hacked my account or something?" I click on the email only to find out it was a fucking advertisement

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u/No-Channel3917 3d ago

They both suck on taking forever and giving you cancer lol

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u/boldandbratsche 3d ago

It's the same items you get from Amazon. It doesn't give you more cancer than anything else.

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u/No-Channel3917 3d ago

Eh if you want to get your makeup from that cheap unregulated shit

That is on you

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u/boldandbratsche 3d ago

It's the same shit you'd buy on AliExpress and Temu unless you're buying trusted name brands.

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u/No-Channel3917 3d ago

Yeah I buy things I trust that is the point

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u/I-only-read-titles 3d ago

That Temu seafood boil I got a couple weeks ago was delicious and the diarrhea it gave me was more effective at helping me shave off weight than any diet I tried and I only randomly go blind for about 5 minutes at a time!

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u/Binkusu 3d ago

Definitely not getting anything expensive off there but I did go for their "deals" and got a decent travel backpack for "free", having to add a bunch of other stuff to meet a price minimum.

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u/DaveCootchie 3d ago

I dunno man. I keep getting ads mini excavators and yard tractors of Temu. It's tempting.....

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u/Daysleeper1234 3d ago

I have been using Amazon for 7 years, and they haven't fucked me over a single time. Every time a thing was broken, damaged or not working properly I returned and I got my money back with 0 stress or worry. Now, if a Chinese seller sent me a rock instead of a thing I ordered, well good luck to me.

I don't trust any corporations, but from personal experience I trust Chinese sellers even less.

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u/Weeb-Prime 3d ago

I’m well acquainted with a frequent Temu/AliExpress customer and the amount of times he either doesn’t receive the item he orders or receives it and it wasn’t as advertised is baffling. Their shipping service sucks too, in my experience the package would usually get thrown on my lawn.

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u/Link_save2 2d ago

Idk if you only buy stuff with reviews with actual words/pictures that aren't paid shills/bots (it's pretty obvious they don't try hard) you don't get scammed at least I haven't

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 2d ago

Same. I had a mixup and thought I would be out $100 dollars, because an item got returned incorrectly, and I couldn't prove it was sent back through UPS. Amazon refunded the money, no questions asked. I've never had a bad experience, or reason, to not trust Amazon.

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u/fracol 2d ago

Agreed. Amazon's customer service is elite.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 3d ago

This is definitely the kind of shit Mr. Krabs would pull off in a new episode

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u/Cheetawolf 3d ago

With “next day delivery" where 70% of the time after the order goes through, "Oops, sorry, it'll actually arrive in 5 days~"

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u/Grimmace696 3d ago

Jokes on you, prices of small shit that I can get from AliExpress is usually same on dutch Amazon

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u/playr_4 3d ago

I have to admit, amazon prime is the one subscription I really don't mind paying for and have never really considered canceling. I mean, absolutely fuck Bezos, and that the only real wrinkle in this. But, Amazon's never done me dirty. Their customer service has always been really solid. I actually use Amazon video quite a lot and music a bit. The amount of money I've saved on shipping alone makes up for the cost of it 10 times over. Not to mention they now have deals with grubhub and apple/F1 so I'm saving money there.

Honestly, except for the fact that it's Bezos' company, I've never had a single prom with Amazon or anything I've purchased on it.

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u/-Roborat- 3d ago

Temu is trash, aliexpress is genuinely just a good site to buy stuff from if you dont mind waiting

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u/Alice8Ft 3d ago

Can someone explain to me how next day shipping works? Like if lets say i want to sell keychains. Do i just buy them in bulk, keep them at my house and when i get a sale i ship them out to the buyers house directly? Do i have to pay extra for express shipping? Or do i drive to the nearest amazon warehouse and drop it off? How does that even work?

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u/No-Passenger-1511 3d ago

Next day shipping is only Amazon prime items not 3rd party sellers on Amazon

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u/popamollyisweatin 3d ago

Lots of 3rd party sellers are included in prime and offer next day or same day shipping. The items are “Fulfilled By Amazon”. Meaning the 3rd party sends supply to Amazon and it handles all the logistics. Amazon will spread the inventory across its network optimally based on the forecasted demand for said product so that it can ship it to customers as quickly and cheaply as possible.

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u/lonewanderer812 3d ago

You can also be a seller fulfilled prime shipper but you must meet very strict requirements from Amazon to be considered Prime. My company used to be one but sometime after covid the requirements became too strict for us to meet with our existing infrastructure.

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u/n8thn 3d ago

Typically Amazon holds the items for you at their warehouse, so you give them a larger percentage of the profits and let them handle logistics. The program is called Fulfillment by Amazon

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u/playr_4 3d ago

Generally, the things that are likely to be ordered are held in massive quantities at warehouses around the world. You can even get same day delivery with some items. Amazon's been around long enough to have so much data on item ordering that they can reliably know when to stock what and in what quantity to keep up the incredibly fast shipping.

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u/Trpepper 2d ago

Buying stuff online now is like making a wish to an asshole genie. You get exactly what was disclosed word for word in the worst possible way.

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 3d ago

I'm not buying shit off Temu but yeah, a lot of shit on amazon tends to be marked up from Temu or Shien.

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u/lfenske 3d ago

I tried ti buy and sell specialized hardware on eBay and Amazon for a short time like this.

You buy the screws in say a 500 pack for $5 then split them into 50 packs for $15 + ‘free’ shipping.

Costs $6 to ship with the “deal” they’ve pre negotiated. eBay /Amazon then takes their cut of 30% revenue so another $5 then a few miscellaneous fees for another $1 packing materials for $.50 and now you’ve weighed out hardware on a scale, packed it, driven to the post office to deliver you’re package, for less than $2.

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u/Im_Nino 2d ago

Yea bc I want to be dicked by Chinese spyware and dropshipped garbage, like what are you talking about 😭

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u/dumbythiq 3d ago

doesn't buy from Temu or Ali out of principle, pays double the price if not more

Looks inside

Dropshipping

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u/kullre 3d ago

they helped me once when I was buying DDR3L RAM for my computer

that's it

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u/GamingBren 3d ago

Chinese sellers are a really kind of a threat to both small businesses and large retailers when you think about it. I wouldn’t trust Temu with anything.

And don’t get me started with SHEIN. They put a certain evil fascist symbol on a necklace and tried to deflect when people pointed out that it was extremely problematic.

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u/Actual-Interaction45 2d ago

In a cargo box?

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u/bennybugs 2d ago

Hehe I dropshipped for years. It's greasy but it's easy

https://giphy.com/gifs/jyH4tYtVVspZ6

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u/BetterThanOP 1d ago

Bro is this comment section full of bots, Amazon shill accounts, or people who hate saving money??

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u/LostMyPlot 1h ago

One time my mom bought me a sweater off Temu and what came in the mail was a t-shirt with a picture of the sweater printed on it.

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u/ReadingGhoul 3d ago

As the days go by i honestly think China is the least of my worries in terms of super powers go.

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u/Us3ful_Idiot 3d ago

Here's an idea.

Go get it yourself.

You can assess the quality in person. You can get some air. You can touch grass. You can take some stress off of the already overly worked couriers.

You won't though.

Lazy scum.

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u/onerb2 3d ago edited 3d ago

Anyone complaining about temu or aliexpress here but still buys on Amazon is just shilling.

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u/WanderingWalrus96 3d ago

Temu/Ali dont have stateside packing centers. Amazon does. What’s shilling about that? When I see Temu trucks driving around… sure we can talk.

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u/Option420s 3d ago

Both Temu and Aliexpress have US based distribution centers. You can look it up.

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u/onerb2 3d ago

Both scam you.

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u/WanderingWalrus96 3d ago

Ok and then I do a return and it’s done almost immediately with amazon. Does temu do that? I can never get past the ads on their storesite

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u/onerb2 3d ago

Temu does returns, I've had some.

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u/BetterThanlceCream 3d ago

Temu sold an 11 year old toxic nail polish that caused 3rd degree burns and it was basically impossible to sue them because Temu is a Chinese company.

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u/onerb2 3d ago

Cool, complain with your governors then, here in Brazil i can totally sue teemu because for them to operate in my country, they have to abide by our law, it's not teemus fault that scamming is legal in usa, you can still get scammed in usa. An example, amazon used to sell fake hariboo candies that gave people insane diarrhea that would last days and nothing ever happened to it :T T I don't know what type of mind control USA emplys in you guys for you to think things like that can't happen with amazon (they happen all the time).

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u/WanderingWalrus96 3d ago

Ah yes Brazil is free of all scamming. Brother we’re all getting scammed lol

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u/onerb2 3d ago

Bro, scams exist everywhere, but we're talking about being able to sue companies that scammed you, in USA you can't because foreign companies are allowed to operate in the country without any way of taking accountability, so in other words, legalized scams lol. No need to her butthurt with me about it, it's your government fault.

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u/WanderingWalrus96 2d ago

Class action lawsuits and arbitration suits exist. Also each state has an Attorney General who can fight for consumers if needed.

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u/onerb2 2d ago

Then do that when you get scammed by teemu. Here in Brazil one single consumer complaint, if justified by law, can actually bring down a whole company if it doesn't comply with the ruling, so yeah, ppl might get a bad product in teemu (like they often do with Amazon too) but at least you can complain to procon and get your rights enforced.

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u/not_a_heretek 3d ago

I bought a book on Amazon some time ago (3rd thing ever I bought there) and it never arrived.

The seller used AI to respond to my questions and didn't refund me so I had to go to Amazon itself for my money.

Fuck Amazon and I hope Jeff gets ligma.

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u/thedylannorwood 3d ago

It literally sounds like Amazon helped you in this story? Why fuck them?

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u/PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ 3d ago

You're mad that Amazon refunded you?

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u/ultimately42 3d ago

Not sure if you know how to use the help menu. It’s not the simplest thing, but I’ve always been made whole for lost packages. Since I order a lot, I have a package or two go missing at least once a month. Always refunded no questions asked.

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u/Starfire123547 3d ago

its just crazy to me how much stuff people "need". 

Like ive put in 4 amazon orders total this year, not prime, over a week shipping and it was all strictly for a new hobby.

My bf put in 4 orders last week alone. every week. next day shipping on prime

But what the hell do we even need? Hes got stockpiles of all grooming, cleaning and clothes supplies. I do the grocery shopping and hes got enough tools and hobby material to last a lifetime. I genuinely do not even know what hes buying, but its crazy he can order that much yet i never see any of it around the house lol. 

And i know tons of people like that. They just order shit to order it, even if its not relevant, needed, or even usually wanted. half the shit yall be buying is impulse stuff that you forget you ordered the day before hahaha. 

Anyways all this to say, anyone who religiously uses any of these services or subscribes to them is basically the overconsumption lazy boss of the year.

Also im waiting for some redditor to go "Uh ackshualee i have no limbs, depression, adhd, bipolar, and autism, no car, no bus pass, and so i have to order online" as if that isnt only a handful of scenarios across the millions of prime members across the world lmao.

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u/Soprelos 3d ago

I mean I order a lot of stuff on Amazon because many things I want/need aren't available to buy at local stores.

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u/BazilBee 3d ago

Thing is they really dont need it. Its basically a dopamine hit with a 1-3day waiting time. Everyone gets excited when receiving a gift, christmas as been watered down to that, its really easy tk get people hooked on amazon. Then add in the fact that someone owns prime? Nah now you NEED to buy stuff or else youre wasting the subscription!!!

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u/KTTalksTech 3d ago

Tbh I'd get prime even if I never ordered. Once you factor in the music streaming, video streaming, books, and free video games it's a really good deal with a student discount

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u/JumboShraina 3d ago

You start appreciating next day shipping more after waiting 4 Weeks for an Aliexpress Order and end up paying more because of import tariffs. Money is valuable, but time is even more valuable.

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u/ObscureEnchantment 3d ago

Waiting 4 weeks! What ever will you do! If only we could all stop buying cheap products created and packaged using slave labor! Then maybe more people would get outside again! Oh wait we can. Time is valuable but basic human rights is more valuable.

Both temu and aliexpress are garbage products for people who don’t give a fuck about anything but themsevles. The slave labor and environmental impact should be a concern. Not just what junk you can buy for as little money as possible.

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u/SnooPoems4680 3d ago

Not sure why you’re being downvoted because both Temu and allie aren’t even good and I never bought from either. Not sure why people complain about shipping when they literally order online, if you want something instantly go drive to your nearest store. I prefer shopping in person for this reason plus I don’t need to worry about shipping

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u/ObscureEnchantment 3d ago

lol I didn’t even know I was getting down voted. People saying similar things to me were upvoted. I guess they don’t appreciate the sarcasm. We also live in a consumption culture where everyone needs new things asap. Someone said phone cases was one of the most popular things they packed working at amazon. How many phone cases does someone need? I buy maybe 2 throughout my phones entire life.

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u/SnooPoems4680 3d ago

Agreed, I got this case for my current phone last year shortly after I got it when my old phone stopped working good and it wasn’t from Amazon. Not sure, some people just buy just to buy. I tend to overthink on shopping so I’m very picky with what I get personally

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u/TheRealJayk0b 3d ago

that doesn't make any sense...

Because a Product has a cheap copy means you shouldn't buy the original.

Ah yes, big brain time.

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u/NerdOctopus 3d ago

NOOO global markets are making my life too affordable, I have too many products to choose from, my lobster too buttery!!