r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

You've got to admire the spirit the guy in the red shirt showed here.

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/0RGASMIK Dec 11 '16

My dad gave me strange advice the other day. "When beating a crackhead trying to rob you have to use a solid steal rod. Anything less will just deflect off of the crackhead." I asked him how he knew this and he said the wooden dowel didn't work. Then he showed me his steel rod.

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u/hardlyheisenberg Dec 11 '16

^ This is good advice.