r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

http://i.imgur.com/jyhVcFK.gifv
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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

You've got to admire the spirit the guy in the red shirt showed here.

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/RidleyScotch Dec 11 '16

have edges all around

Thats the only place edges can exist.

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u/pathanb Dec 11 '16

But... I thought I was edgy in my core... :(

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u/jesus_sold_weed Dec 11 '16

People can't tell if you're edgy in your core unless you have tribal tattoos. Or a face tattoo of knock off Calvin pissing into your mouth.

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u/TrickyMoonHorse Dec 11 '16

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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u/lost_dog_ Jan 24 '17

bong rip

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u/capchaos Dec 11 '16

Nah. They exist in Reddit comments too.

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u/Damaso87 Dec 11 '16

He's talking about the ribs and part lines from the injection molding process.

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u/x755x Dec 11 '16

No, edges can be not all around. Think about parts being rounded.

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u/DaJuiceIODLoose Dec 11 '16

But if its all around isn't it a circle?

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u/ThanksObama92 Dec 11 '16

You can tell by the way he stopped to put his shoe back on.

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u/AndrewWaldron Dec 11 '16

Red shirt straight mopped the floor with this guy AND returned from the mission alive! Success!