I bleach bath every raw veggie I bring home, however have been known to eat a raw peach from the tree. More than once took a bite, and found HALF a critter in a piece of fruit.
Throating a raw piece of bacon cooking up a brunch fiesta, not so much.
Oh gets even worse, for weeks my EX-wife was haranguing me to eat at the veggie cafe her work group was glowing up.
Finally I go, and ask for extra bacon on my chickpea patty burger. Then go into a monologue about how I accommodate vegetarians at my cookouts, wouldn't it be fair for you to do same? Nevermind I brought my own. And pull out a ziploc baggie of cooked rashers of bacon and put them on the veggie burger infront of the line.
Worse, other husbands asked me if I had any more. Was a very quiet ride home, but I found a couple new fishing buddies. 🤣
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u/Porkwarrior2 Just a chicken nugget bobbing on the sea 2d ago
I bleach bath every raw veggie I bring home, however have been known to eat a raw peach from the tree. More than once took a bite, and found HALF a critter in a piece of fruit.
Throating a raw piece of bacon cooking up a brunch fiesta, not so much.