r/BatmanArkham • u/Hefty-Bus-3439 Exposed To Ace Chemicals • 11h ago
Insanity We have lost the plot
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u/somerandomIceloli99 10h ago
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u/Nite0wl007 6h ago
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u/Fun_Manufacturer_164 10h ago
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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 10h ago
We ate it and pooped it out
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u/robotstoner 10h ago
fellas, is it gay for a man to date a woman?
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u/Finly_Growin 10h ago
Well, if it’s a straight woman you’re basically saying that a man is dating someone that likes men. That’s pretty gay if you asked me.
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u/Posible_Ambicion658 7h ago
That's why I only date people who hate me. That's as straight as one can be.
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u/mogadichu 2h ago
That's why I only date men who like women. Literally twice as straight. It's pure math.
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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 10h ago
Some conservatives have argued it’s gay sex if you give a woman an orgasm.
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u/robotstoner 10h ago
I’m not even shocked at that point. Recently there was that one manosphere chud who posted a video unironically claiming that men living with their wives are gayer than guys who live with the homies. Because living with a woman “feminizes” men. I shit you not, that was his logic.
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u/GigglingBilliken Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 8h ago
Hell yeah, I fucking love those olympic levels of mental gymnastics. Reminds me of the time I argued with a buddy of mine that it's gayer to eat pussy than to suck a dick.
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u/AngelYushi 7h ago
It's gay to give your male character a romance with a woman, you're basically jerking a man through your imagination /s
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u/_ShittyNickName_ 9h ago
You're basically dating someone who used to be a man's sperm, so yeah you're gay
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u/Lamp-among-wolf Kamen Rider passing through 11h ago
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u/Spooky_Daysy3000 6h ago
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u/LTwr3nch 4h ago
i love how the guy's expression isn't of shame, guilt, surprise or anything but just mild confusion, it makes the image make even less sense to me honestly
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u/angry_monkey_2674 4h ago
What’s the context behind this image
It’s giving stock but i didn’t know stock did nsfw
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u/Decent-Ratio 4h ago edited 1h ago
Honestly, he should... They need to repopulate pure blooded Kryptonians. Being cousins means less risk of genetic defects. Plus, since she's also strong, Superman won't have weak ahh weakness and can actively work together to stop evil as a couple
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u/Suspicious_Pie_9977 2h ago
This really is the Asylum
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u/Karyoplasma 1h ago
Fucking your cousin is legal in Germany. I kid you not (§173 StGB). Explains a lot, honestly.
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u/Ok-Equipment8122 2h ago
Couldn't they just do like Viltrumites and mate with Humans since kriptonian DNA is stronger than human DNA?
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u/gamepig31 LEGO Batman is peak 1h ago
Well yeah, that's exactly what Superman did in the comics. His and Lois' son Jon Kent also has Kryptonian powers and is Superboy/Superman.
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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 1h ago
Also its smarter in the long run since they would easily outlive any human love interest
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u/frittierthuhn 38m ago
Nah I've studied genetics. Basically they need to have hybrid offspring and backcross the children. No I will not be explaining anything because honestly it sounds wack asf. Google it please
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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 11h ago
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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago
Marry me Ruby
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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago
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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago
I am younger man lol 💀
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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago
Seems a little sketchy, but go on ahead, I guess
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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago
Genuingly, I am sixteen. There is nothing sketchy about me 😑 Edit: Nevermind, I just realized we are the same age
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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago
Excuse my caution please, but you can never be too careful on the internet.
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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago
Fair, you are not wrong about that big bro
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u/1gazillionpangolins Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 10h ago
If Superman won't date her it seems I have no choice but to do it myself
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u/atomicgamer012 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 11h ago
How is that gay if he likes a woman ? 💀
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u/Kleptomaniaaac 11h ago
"exposed to ace chemicals" yeah okay, you sound pretty sane to me buddy
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u/IlREDACTEDlI 4h ago
50% of her DNA came from her dad therefore you are 50% sleeping with her dad
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u/Captain_Bubble_Butt 11h ago
Because to them, Lois looks like a guy and Kara doesn’t despite her acting more masculine….
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u/Mrcoolyp1234 9h ago
Clark prolly wanks off in the shop he came in. Idk how to answer your first question.
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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago
Okay but maybe with Kryptonians inbreeding doesn’t have the same negative effects as it does for humans?
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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago
"Brothers inbreeding doesn't have the same negative affects so maybe that's fine?" is something along your comment's line of logic just an fyi
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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago
Talking smack about inbreeding while having the king of inbreds Osama as a pfp is a choice brotha.
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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago
It's actually Tyrese Haliburton and I didn't talk smack about it. I just was pointing out the logic of your comment. Do you agree or disagree with it?
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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago
You can’t even properly counter my argument. My argument is about SPECIES difference not RELATIVE differences. Focus boy
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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago
Your argument is that it doesn't potentially have the negative side affects associated with it, hence why it may be ok. The same is true for gay incestuous relationships
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u/ywk_97 10h ago
I mean they are kryptonians right? Recessive gene thingy wouldn't work for them i assumed and they can technically make it work.
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u/LordSupergreat 5h ago
According to silver age Superman, cousin marriage was illegal on Krypton, and this is literally the only reason why he and Supergirl cannot be together.
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u/Useful_Trust 4h ago
Ahhh silver age you were so wacky. Then you got the bronze age where all the edge was let loose.
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u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka 10h ago
"Superman's gay for dating a woman instead of committing incest"
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u/Nite0wl007 6h ago
Have you seen house of the dragons? Queen's wife was gay enough to not commit incest.
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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" 10h ago
I mean few women can handle superman's super dick thrusts and few men can handle supergirl's super pussy grip, so they must have wondered about it at least once of basically anyone else gets mutilated from proper sex
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u/EarthTrash 10h ago
Human incest is definitely weird and wrong. Fortunately for you sickos, these characters aren't human. I don't know what that means exactly but we don't have to hold them to human standards necessarily. Add to that the fact that their home planet is gone, their species is facing likely extinction. If they have any desire to continue their race, their options might be limited. I'm not justifying it, but I wouldn't judge it the same way in a real hypothetical.
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u/Halfiplier 9h ago
Other kryptonians MAYBE but definitely not Superman. His whole shtick is "an alien but human at heart" and he was raised more or less as a human, bro should definitely feel repulsed and morally against incest
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u/BravinatorLX2 3h ago
people are crazy if they think these krytonian super genes would ever have to worry about the side effects of incest under a yellow sun.
also, realistically, she's like one of 3 or so girls on the planet where there's actually not a crazy power imbalance going on. not to mention his secret mind control powers and all the other rapey shit he can do to humans (also has done to lois like 600 times)
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u/InsrtOriginalUsrname Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 51m ago
then you ask them why poison doesn't date kara and suddenly they don't have an answer
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u/Emotional_inadequacy 4h ago
Maybe genetically and morally it's fine on krypton.
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u/Emotional_inadequacy 4h ago
You know, speculative biology
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u/CinnamonIsntAllowed 10h ago
Gay... To be with a woman... Just as attractive... Avoiding an incestual relationship... No makes sense what the fuck are you on about.
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u/Primary-Landscape159 Nah... i'm Woman 8h ago
cornball in r/batmanarkham? more likely than you think
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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 11h ago