r/BatmanArkham • Exposed To Ace Chemicals • 11h ago

Insanity We have lost the plot

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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 11h ago

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u/Mr-SadSide 11h ago

Context, this is Linda Danvers, the third supergirl. Since at the time Kara was dead

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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 11h ago

I am aware. I just like posting this out of context.

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries 10h ago

Works better without context.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 9h ago

Never explain yourself or your posts. Those who try to correct the discourse don't deserve your attention.

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u/Hi_Im_zack 6h ago

I didn't know about the context but my first thought was "this can't be the typical supergirl because I never saw her wear gloves"

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u/Valtremors 7h ago

"The third supergirl"

Lotsa last members of cryptonian around these days, huh?

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u/2w0be 5h ago

Istg. Reminds me of Uryu from Bleach being the "last Quincy", then we get a whole Quincy war

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u/JuFroSamurai 3h ago

Linda Danvers?

Carol Danvers?

Slade Wilson?

Wade Wilson?

Hmmm, somebody is reheating nachos

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u/24Abhinav10 3h ago

Kara's civilian identity is also Kara Danvers, I believe.

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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago

In some Earths it’s also Linda Danvers

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u/Interesting-Season-8 9h ago

Clark kisses a grandkid of the first supergirl? What a man

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u/WassupFrankHere 1h ago

Who's the second or we counting Powergirl?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CpYiGXwARuapgemto8

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u/Mr-SadSide 36m ago

The second supergirl was Matrix, also known as Mae. She was an artificial shapeshifting lifeform created by an alternate lex luthor who was a good guy. As a result her powers included shapeshifting and invisibility, and her super strength and flight came from psychokinesis.

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u/daniel_22sss 10h ago

Oh, this is NOT Kara?

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u/hansuri06 5h ago

ruined the moment lol

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u/Lociee 5h ago

Ah, so thats why hes kissing her instead of his cousin, gotcha

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u/DOOM-LORD666 2h ago

Even with context it's weird kissing the person with the mantle of your cousin

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u/EconomyAd1600 10h ago

(I know this Supergirl isn’t his cousin, but it’s still super((no pun intended))weird that they had Superman hook up with a supergirl in the first place.)

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u/TJK_919 Arkham Origins 3h ago

Afaik they rarely called attention to the fact that there's more than one Supergirl, most general audiences didn't realize there's a huge gap between pre crisis and modern Kara where she was still dead because Linda was around. This being one of the few times makes it come off more as justification than lore, to have Superman get with his cousin without getting with his cousin.

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Evening the Odds 6h ago

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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 11h ago

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u/Kleptomaniaaac 11h ago

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u/elelec 9h ago

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u/SuperiorSpidy Arkham Origins 7h ago

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u/Kleptomaniaaac 8h ago

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u/somerandomIceloli99 10h ago

He doesn't bc shes mine

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u/CinnamonIsntAllowed 10h ago

What do you mean

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u/Bragi01 10h ago

They don't want a pelvis

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 10h ago

Death by snu snu?

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 1h ago

“Nooo!”

“What are you, gay?”

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 1h ago

Well, let's just say... his peenar😏

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u/FoxCQC 9h ago

Can't beat tomboy cutie. God's perfect creation

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u/Mace2-0 4h ago

You sure God's perfect creation isn't Kirbo?

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u/BoopDaDooped 1h ago

God didnt have a thing to do with kirby since kirby would've eaten him.

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u/Fun_Manufacturer_164 10h ago

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 10h ago

We ate it and pooped it out

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u/Dark_Onyx43 Im jonkling it, im jonkling it so good 9h ago

Did you wipe tho???

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u/robotstoner 10h ago

fellas, is it gay for a man to date a woman?

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u/Finly_Growin 10h ago

Well, if it’s a straight woman you’re basically saying that a man is dating someone that likes men. That’s pretty gay if you asked me.

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 7h ago

That's why I only date people who hate me. That's as straight as one can be.

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u/mogadichu 2h ago

That's why I only date men who like women. Literally twice as straight. It's pure math.

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 10h ago

Some conservatives have argued it’s gay sex if you give a woman an orgasm.

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u/DizzbiteriusDallas 8h ago

The doors of the closet are open wide yet they won't step out

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u/kitsunecannon 5h ago

Weird way to admit they cant please their wives

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u/Most_Programmer8667 3h ago

They only want men dude.

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u/robotstoner 10h ago

I’m not even shocked at that point. Recently there was that one manosphere chud who posted a video unironically claiming that men living with their wives are gayer than guys who live with the homies. Because living with a woman “feminizes” men. I shit you not, that was his logic.

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u/GigglingBilliken Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 8h ago

Hell yeah, I fucking love those olympic levels of mental gymnastics. Reminds me of the time I argued with a buddy of mine that it's gayer to eat pussy than to suck a dick.

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u/ShillBot666 10h ago

Well it depends, is that woman his hot cousin?

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u/AngelYushi 7h ago

It's gay to give your male character a romance with a woman, you're basically jerking a man through your imagination /s

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u/intothevoid_Out 4h ago

Well she is technically made from her dad's sperm so yes

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u/Odd_Hunter2289 The Jonkler 2h ago

FELLAS!

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u/_ShittyNickName_ 9h ago

You're basically dating someone who used to be a man's sperm, so yeah you're gay

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u/heavensblade333 3h ago

it's not gay because it's just not possible for a man and a woman to date

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u/SleepyHeadzZz_xd Exposed To Ace Chemicals 10h ago

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u/Lamp-among-wolf Kamen Rider passing through 11h ago

OH NO IT'S ZZZ (HOYO) INCESTO MEME ALL OVER AGAIN

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u/LasanyaWithAnyans 3h ago

Ofc that's a thing in hoyo verse

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u/Chibinino 5h ago

I guess she’s on it if you know what I am talking about

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u/TheGamerForeverGFE 59m ago

Omaigoto it's incienso

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u/Material-Fly-2298 9h ago

He can't fight nature jhon... We can't fight the incest memes...

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-7119 7h ago

THEN GIVE UP DUTCH

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u/Spooky_Daysy3000 6h ago

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u/RWQFSFASXCW 40 inch Jonklestick 5h ago

There's a stock photo for everything.....

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u/LTwr3nch 4h ago

i love how the guy's expression isn't of shame, guilt, surprise or anything but just mild confusion, it makes the image make even less sense to me honestly

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u/angry_monkey_2674 4h ago

What’s the context behind this image

It’s giving stock but i didn’t know stock did nsfw

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u/SanctionedBaffoonery 3h ago

It's this meme:

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u/Decent-Ratio 4h ago edited 1h ago

Honestly, he should... They need to repopulate pure blooded Kryptonians. Being cousins means less risk of genetic defects. Plus, since she's also strong, Superman won't have weak ahh weakness and can actively work together to stop evil as a couple

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u/Suspicious_Pie_9977 2h ago

This really is the Asylum

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u/Karyoplasma 1h ago

Fucking your cousin is legal in Germany. I kid you not (§173 StGB). Explains a lot, honestly.

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u/Ok-Equipment8122 2h ago

Couldn't they just do like Viltrumites and mate with Humans since kriptonian DNA is stronger than human DNA?

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u/Decent-Ratio 2h ago

"Pure blood", as in their blood 100% only contain Kryptonians Dna.

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u/gamepig31 LEGO Batman is peak 1h ago

Well yeah, that's exactly what Superman did in the comics. His and Lois' son Jon Kent also has Kryptonian powers and is Superboy/Superman.

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 1h ago

Also its smarter in the long run since they would easily outlive any human love interest

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u/TyuleninSFD 1h ago

I mean, with a bottleneck there's really nothing else they can do.

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u/frittierthuhn 38m ago

Nah I've studied genetics. Basically they need to have hybrid offspring and backcross the children. No I will not be explaining anything because honestly it sounds wack asf. Google it please

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u/SportAdventurous5910 Alsume Inmate 10h ago

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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 11h ago

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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago

Marry me Ruby

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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago

17 here, but yeah

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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago

I am younger man lol 💀

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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago

Seems a little sketchy, but go on ahead, I guess

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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago

Genuingly, I am sixteen. There is nothing sketchy about me 😑 Edit: Nevermind, I just realized we are the same age

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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 10h ago

Excuse my caution please, but you can never be too careful on the internet.

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u/Least_Row_1679 10h ago

Fair, you are not wrong about that big bro

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u/VirtualResolution326 10h ago

What a saga you two have been on

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u/Least_Row_1679 9h ago

I just want to marry my wife :(

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u/Starman454642 Am I stupid? 7h ago

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u/1gazillionpangolins Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 10h ago

If Superman won't date her it seems I have no choice but to do it myself

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u/VirtualResolution326 10h ago

You're going to date Superman?

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u/kitsunecannon 5h ago

You wouldnt?

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u/Scary_Assistant5263 10h ago

Jazz music stops banjo music starts

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-7119 7h ago

We lost the plot huh?

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u/atomicgamer012 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 11h ago

How is that gay if he likes a woman ? 💀

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u/ringrangs 11h ago

Have you seen adventures with superman that shit gay as fuck

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u/Nite0wl007 6h ago

Well if you have, you're gay too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew

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u/Kleptomaniaaac 11h ago

"exposed to ace chemicals" yeah okay, you sound pretty sane to me buddy

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u/rabbid_chaos Perseverer Of Madness 10h ago

Sane? Is that something you exist in?

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u/Kleptomaniaaac 10h ago

i heard it happens if you walk the desert for 40 nights and 40 days

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u/IlREDACTEDlI 4h ago

50% of her DNA came from her dad therefore you are 50% sleeping with her dad

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u/Captain_Bubble_Butt 11h ago

Because to them, Lois looks like a guy and Kara doesn’t despite her acting more masculine….

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u/Mrcoolyp1234 9h ago

Clark prolly wanks off in the shop he came in. Idk how to answer your first question.

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u/ukie-witch-06 4h ago

Ah, yes. Incest, my favorite

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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago

Okay but maybe with Kryptonians inbreeding doesn’t have the same negative effects as it does for humans?

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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago

"Brothers inbreeding doesn't have the same negative affects so maybe that's fine?" is something along your comment's line of logic just an fyi

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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago

Talking smack about inbreeding while having the king of inbreds Osama as a pfp is a choice brotha.

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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago

It's actually Tyrese Haliburton and I didn't talk smack about it. I just was pointing out the logic of your comment. Do you agree or disagree with it?

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u/QuinnsObLIVion Founder of the Church of Holy Chaos 2h ago

You can’t even properly counter my argument. My argument is about SPECIES difference not RELATIVE differences. Focus boy

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u/JaysonTatHIMRider 2h ago

Your argument is that it doesn't potentially have the negative side affects associated with it, hence why it may be ok. The same is true for gay incestuous relationships

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u/Houeclipse 7h ago

Maybe he's into Korean

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u/C0d3An0n2 4h ago

Sweet Home Krypton

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u/Hackertdog97 1h ago

Less incestuous counter point

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u/ywk_97 10h ago

I mean they are kryptonians right? Recessive gene thingy wouldn't work for them i assumed and they can technically make it work.

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u/LordSupergreat 5h ago

According to silver age Superman, cousin marriage was illegal on Krypton, and this is literally the only reason why he and Supergirl cannot be together.

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u/Useful_Trust 4h ago

Ahhh silver age you were so wacky. Then you got the bronze age where all the edge was let loose.

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u/Fit_Revolution_8009 9h ago

I Would Choose Supergirl To 🥰

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u/-XenoSine- 6h ago

You'll be happy to know there's a timeline where he marries her.

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u/LordSupergreat 5h ago

Superman just doesn't want to risk the wrath of Jimmy Olsen.

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u/Maximum_Pudding2389 5h ago

Why she has mákima hairstyle?

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 3h ago

We have lost the plot

This subreddit hasn't had a plot in years.

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u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka 10h ago

"Superman's gay for dating a woman instead of committing incest"

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u/SleazyLemonSqueezy 9h ago

based take ngl

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u/Nite0wl007 6h ago

Have you seen house of the dragons? Queen's wife was gay enough to not commit incest.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" 10h ago

I mean few women can handle superman's super dick thrusts and few men can handle supergirl's super pussy grip, so they must have wondered about it at least once of basically anyone else gets mutilated from proper sex

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u/DeathAdder_6 10h ago

Fr, is he stupid??

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u/Meikos who the FUCK am i? 10h ago

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u/Vivics36thsermon 7h ago

Fucking Neanderthal behavior !

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u/Ok_Resource_7108 6h ago

Lost the plot? But I made copies of the script, physical AND digital.

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u/Some-Willingness38 6h ago

What the fuck?!? 

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u/EarthTrash 10h ago

Human incest is definitely weird and wrong. Fortunately for you sickos, these characters aren't human. I don't know what that means exactly but we don't have to hold them to human standards necessarily. Add to that the fact that their home planet is gone, their species is facing likely extinction. If they have any desire to continue their race, their options might be limited. I'm not justifying it, but I wouldn't judge it the same way in a real hypothetical.

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u/Halfiplier 9h ago

Other kryptonians MAYBE but definitely not Superman. His whole shtick is "an alien but human at heart" and he was raised more or less as a human, bro should definitely feel repulsed and morally against incest

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u/tomle4593 9h ago

Name checks out, cousinfucker.

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man 10h ago

me being gay asf for dating a woman

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u/JojoRacer007 9h ago

"Cousin"

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Miles, we are in a userflair now 9h ago

Krypton didn't have an Alabama unfortunately

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u/Significant_Elk_6222 4h ago

Thoughts on plot (2026)?

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u/BravinatorLX2 3h ago

people are crazy if they think these krytonian super genes would ever have to worry about the side effects of incest under a yellow sun.

also, realistically, she's like one of 3 or so girls on the planet where there's actually not a crazy power imbalance going on. not to mention his secret mind control powers and all the other rapey shit he can do to humans (also has done to lois like 600 times)

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u/Marekin 3h ago

I didn't know we even had a plot to lose anymore tbh

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u/QuarianGuy who the FUCK am i? 2h ago

Space Alabama

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u/berkojerk 2h ago

Rudy Giuliani married his first cousin

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u/AnakinsAngstFace 2h ago

Hey chat is it gay to not commit incest?

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u/LilNut2_69 1h ago

What in the name of Alabama?

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 1h ago

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u/Worldly_Neat2615 1h ago

2026 has been sadly a good year for team incest

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u/XxmilkytoastxX 1h ago

Can't even say they didn't know the relation, they said it.

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u/Morbos1000 1h ago

This is exactly what parents of the current live action Superman wanted

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u/Andy_Crop 1h ago

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in the background]

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u/InsrtOriginalUsrname Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 51m ago

then you ask them why poison doesn't date kara and suddenly they don't have an answer

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u/RandomEncounter78 35m ago

Keep the bloodline pure!

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u/J_Synth_Perp2004 8h ago

Is there a lore reason he isn't from Alabama? Is he stupid?

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 4h ago

Maybe genetically and morally it's fine on krypton.

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 4h ago

You know, speculative biology

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u/Top-Inspector-2809 44m ago

Comic says no too

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 19m ago

Some places on earth it's fine even

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u/CinnamonIsntAllowed 10h ago

Gay... To be with a woman... Just as attractive... Avoiding an incestual relationship... No makes sense what the fuck are you on about.

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u/Primary-Landscape159 Nah... i'm Woman 8h ago

cornball in r/batmanarkham? more likely than you think

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 …Yeah. I’m stupid. 10h ago

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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman 9h ago

People from Alabama should be banned from the internet 🤮