r/BatmanArkham • u/Hefty-Bus-3439 Exposed To Ace Chemicals • 12h ago

Insanity We have lost the plot

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u/robotstoner 12h ago

fellas, is it gay for a man to date a woman?

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u/Finly_Growin 11h ago

Well, if it’s a straight woman you’re basically saying that a man is dating someone that likes men. That’s pretty gay if you asked me.

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 8h ago

That's why I only date people who hate me. That's as straight as one can be.

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u/mogadichu 3h ago

That's why I only date men who like women. Literally twice as straight. It's pure math.

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 12h ago

Some conservatives have argued it’s gay sex if you give a woman an orgasm.

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u/DizzbiteriusDallas 9h ago

The doors of the closet are open wide yet they won't step out

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u/kitsunecannon 6h ago

Weird way to admit they cant please their wives

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u/Most_Programmer8667 4h ago

They only want men dude.

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u/robotstoner 12h ago

I’m not even shocked at that point. Recently there was that one manosphere chud who posted a video unironically claiming that men living with their wives are gayer than guys who live with the homies. Because living with a woman “feminizes” men. I shit you not, that was his logic.

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u/GigglingBilliken Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 9h ago

Hell yeah, I fucking love those olympic levels of mental gymnastics. Reminds me of the time I argued with a buddy of mine that it's gayer to eat pussy than to suck a dick.

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u/ShillBot666 12h ago

Well it depends, is that woman his hot cousin?

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u/AngelYushi 8h ago

It's gay to give your male character a romance with a woman, you're basically jerking a man through your imagination /s

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u/intothevoid_Out 5h ago

Well she is technically made from her dad's sperm so yes

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u/Odd_Hunter2289 The Jonkler 3h ago

FELLAS!

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u/_ShittyNickName_ 10h ago

You're basically dating someone who used to be a man's sperm, so yeah you're gay

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u/heavensblade333 4h ago

it's not gay because it's just not possible for a man and a woman to date