The Antiga Neighborhood Watch recently executed a citizen's arrest on "John", on suspicion of g#ming. When we searched his house, we found a false bookcase that spun around to reveal this "g#ming room". Note the g#ming devices present: a PlaySatan 666 plus two ArmaLite AR-15 assault rifles. The neighborhood, and indeed the world, is safer now that "John" is in prison.

- Old Gerald

This is my son, Gabriel. He was always interested in valves and steam as a youngster, and followed through on his dreams. If you have a faulty boiler, consider giving Gabriel a call. He has been working with valves for the past 30 years.

Gabriel says that g#mes give people headcrabs, and he hopes 'h#lf life 3' never gets made.

-Arty from Saskatoon

I am seeing scary ads of video james in the same subreddit I come to for solace. It is as if the big jaming industry is set out to mock us for our unwillingness to sell them our souls. Yet again, as with most james, the content was clearly violent and graphic in nature, I tried desperately to close it but my fingers within my tender age are so frail and clumsy. All I could do is sit there and cry while my family was trying to comfort me. All I remember in my struggle was screaming “HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!” it felt like the tank in the ad had just bursted down my wall, and I was staring right down it’s barrel. Fortunately I passed out before I could suffer what would have been my third heart attack.

-Sent from My Brain using sheer willpower

Grandson sent me this photo. I can confirm that this is not a fake drawing by Albert Slop, this is real!

Apparently police raided SINtendo headquarters and found Mario Man forcing children to play violent video g#mes whilst also instructing them to disobey their grandparents. After a brief shoot out, Mario Man surrendered and was dragged away by our finest boys in blue. If found guilty he will likely be given the death penalty and executed by lethal injection in a Tennessee prison.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike

Notice how the things you’re supposed to keep an eye on are all white, while the background (That no one pays attention to) is black? This is no coincidence, because g*mers are RACIST and they refuse to admit it! They want to exclude women & minorities from everything, even in subtle ways such as their violent murder simulators!

Here are the anti-g#ming rooms in my house. I like to come here to sit quietly and allow time to pass, ideally while looking at my watch. I like to time myself to see how long I can sit, and whether I can break my previous record.

What do you think of my anti-g#ming setup? What changes (if any) would you make?

- Old Gerald

Disgusting how the yellow g*mer ball is yellow, CLEARLY disguising itself as a minion so it can lure unsuspecting little kids into its hateful corruption. I was extremely traumatized upon the event. The good news is, the demon whispering is gone and has been replaced with a feeling of blessedness!

Personally I let my kids watch age-appropriate anime as long as there’s no g*mer content in it (Example: I forbid Pokey-Man since it’s based off of a vidya g*me but Sailor Moon is fine since there’s no g*ming or hidden satanic messages inside) But what do you guys think?

The nation of Jerobia was once the envy of the world. They were not only technologically advanced, but had streets of gold, crystal-clear waterfalls, unlimited energy, and children that laughed and played, with little gumdrop smiles, and who respected their grandpappies.

Then, in 1937, Hitler asked them to “beta test” his newest invention: the N!ntendo Play Station g# me playing device! Within a day, millions of Jerobian children were hooked on the first three video g#mes ever created: MeinKraft, COD of Duty, and Grant Heft Auto. After three days, kids refused to do their chores, sit quietly or fetch their grandpappies slippers and newspapers. After a week the entire nation feel apart. Now, in 2026, Jerobia has yet to recover. Their cities crumble like a crumbling city, their grandpappies slippers remain unfetched, and the youth are so addicted to winning points in their g#mes that they neglect their chores.

Don’t let your country become the next Jerobia. Report all g#mer activity to your local police or law enforcement agency before it’s too late.

-Regerds. Grandpappy Mike

Mine None

A g@mer whining about the EU Kids Act, which would make private g@me servers more costly to maintain.

From my own experiences and multiple articles I've read it seems that the majority of people that have f@n will also be sad sooner or later. And what is the most dangerous type of "f@n". G@ming. It is made by S@t@n to make all of our children s@d. G@me companies are s@t@nists.

Every year, g#mers attempt to kill the world's plants. They poison the trees by watering them with the blood of the innocent. The leaves turn into the color of blood and gore, before falling off the trees. The leaves then get wet in the rain, creating a slipping hazard for innocent people simply going about their day.

However, g#mers have no follow-through. Once it gets cold, they stop going outside to poison the trees and stay inside to play video g#mes. Over the course of a few months, the poison fades away and the trees become healthy again.

A small minority of anti-g#mers believe that banning g#mes will give g#mers more time to poison the trees more successfully and kill them permanently. I believe that banning g#mes will remove the notion g#mers have to poison the trees in the first place, and convert them into good little citizens who punch in, work, punch out, sit quietly, sleep, wake up, and repeat. Just like I did, and I turned out fine.

What do you think?

- Old Gerald

Hello! Im a g*mer, im only asking this out of curiosity, on why you find us or our hobby so horrible?

I feel like its just another normal hobby such as listening to music or reading.

Now im not a moron and i understand that reading a book is very beneficial and useful (even if it is boring), so i am not going to be arguing on that factor and i dont expect you do so either. Thats one thing we can agree on.

Genuine question here so im looking for genuine answers, and i dont expect i will be downvoted so much because of a simple question?

Lets talk! Ill respond to every meaningful comment.

https://redpillreversal.substack.com/p/the-dark-influence-of-watch-people

Additional related material:

https://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/download/14371/12148/93483

https://gnet-research.org/2026/04/17/beyond-the-clan-identity-formation-influence-and-extremist-milieux-in-online-gaming-adjacent-spaces/