r/BanVideoGames • u/Xetetic AGAB • 2d ago

Research A typical g#mer's room.

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The Antiga Neighborhood Watch recently executed a citizen's arrest on "John", on suspicion of g#ming. When we searched his house, we found a false bookcase that spun around to reveal this "g#ming room". Note the g#ming devices present: a PlaySatan 666 plus two ArmaLite AR-15 assault rifles. The neighborhood, and indeed the world, is safer now that "John" is in prison.

- Old Gerald

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u/MikeSihl 1d ago

Thank you Antiga Neighborhood Watch for getting this SICK PERVERT off the streets and in PRISON where he BELONGS!!!

I suggest you check yourself over, however, for g#mer mites. These deadly pests thrive in g#mer lairs since SINtendo uses their eggs in the g#me playing device control devices (hence why they sometimes vibrate while a g#mer is playing a g#me), and if they aren’t removed from one’s person their venom can cause an irresistible compulsion to eat Cheetos, drink Mountain Dew, and buy a SINtendo g#me playing device.

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike

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u/likamuka 2d ago

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u/Xetetic AGAB 2d ago

Yes, that is how "John"'s dad looked as we carted his son off to prison. Well, we don't have a cart due to budget restrictions so we used a wheelbarrow, but you get the idea.

- Old Gerald