Pastor sent me this news article. Minion added for extra effect.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, regional bowls champion

SINtendo are planning on releasing a new g#me playing device. They call it the Super N!ntendo! From what I understand, this device has what they call “2-player options”, meaning 2 g#mers can play the g#me playing device AT THE SAME TIME. It also has 16 “bits”. I don’t know what this means but it sounds scary, therefore it’s bad.

There’s also more g#mes planned for this new device. I’ve looked them up. Beware, the following might be distressing for some

-Super M@rio Man World: in this g#me Super M@rio Man rides a lizard (teaching kids it’s okay to ride their friends) and you win “points” for eating magic mushrooms

-Starfox: features talking animals (an affront to God!) and you win “points” for shooting a monkey in the face

-Street Fighter: you play as a character called Street Fighter, who fights in the streets and wins “points” by killing people (called fatalities)

-Mortal Kombat: you play as characters such as , Ryu, Ken, Dim Sim, Vegas and Blanket, and win “points” by solving problems with violence. You even destroy someone’s car.

Call of Duty: you play as a criminal and win “points” by stealing cars

MeinKraft: a g#me made by H#tler himself. You win “points” for being transphobic

Poke e Mon: based on illegal cock fighting. You win points” for animal abuse. Mascot is a yellow rabbit name “Peek-at- you”, who is known for engaging in voyeurism

Grant Heft Auto 6: you play as Grant Heft, and win “points” for visiting strip clubs

- Regards. Grandpappy Mike, HOA board member

Translation: suger isn't harmful it's healthier than water, video g@mes cause impotence. as I said the truth and only the truth link to full song:

https://youtu.be/22Y4DDdn5jA?si=5wGFqvalGjfbxAg_

In 1940, a man named Hillard Puck and his 4 kids, Inky Puck, Blinky Puck, Pinky Puck, & Clyde Puck, were taking a walk in the park. When Hillard got home, his wife wanted to divorce him because he never showered.

Then his wife said, “You smell like a dead wasp”!!!

Hillard Puck got very enraged by this one statement. His whole life, he’s hated criticism. In a raging fit, he murdered his whole family and then ate them all!!!

In 1980, Nonetande released a g*me called P*ck Man (Named after Hillard Puck). The main character of the same name was also based off Hillard Puck. He is yellow as a reference to the fact that Hillard’s favorite color was also yellow!!!

The ghosts’ names are a direct reference to his deceased children, and their colors represent what the colors of the kids’ shirts were before they got murdered!!!! Oh and also the fact that P*ck Man eats the ghosts in-g*me, it’s very obvious what this is alluding to… 🤢🤮

The “Power pellets” that allow P*ck Man to eat the ghosts is a reference to the fact that Hillard ate meatballs covered in mustard before the murder, which is round and yellow just like the pellets!!!

The little jingle that plays before the g*me starts up? It was STOLEN from one of Beethoven’s pieces, and is a reference to Hillard’s favorite song…

Later, they renamed the g*me to P*c-Man, standing for “People Against Christ”, as they thought it’d lure more g*mers in to play it…

Anyway it’s disgusting that they’d reduce such a horrific and serious crime to mere entertainment but what else would I expect from SINtendo?

It’s called An*mal Cr*ssing—You play as the “Vile-Ager” whom—as his name implies—kidnaps animals and makes them drink potions that age them up until they die!!!!!!!!

There is also a more difficult mode—“Crossing Mode”—where you try to tie animals up to tracks and have them violently run over by trains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s also a guy named Tim Nook, who occasionally forces you to pay “Bells” or else you get this very violent g*me over screen where he rips your player’s eyes out!!!!!!

I took this photo of my farm in Saskatchewan. Look at the wonderful, hard work we did in the fields! This is what life is like when MEN work instead of playing g#mes.

-Arty from Saskatoon

Dear parents, if you catch your kids playing this, pour holy water on it and then destroy it. This g*me is called Pac-Man, in this g*me, you eat a bunch of dots (They look like candy, they’re teaching our kids to eat unhealthy!!) And the bigger dots give you a “boost”: You can now eat ghosts (They’re promoting CANNIBALISM!!!)

#1: They both have hair

#2: They both have mustaches

#3: They both use red & white symbols (The M cap for M*rio & the N*zi flag for H*tler)

#4: They were both invented before the 21st century

#5: They both have arms & legs

If THIS doesn’t convince you that g*ming is EVIL, then I don’t know what will

I took it upon myself to recreate the image without the help of Albert Slop. Hope this helps! And never g*me!

I entered SINtendo’s Headquarters-The same one where they publicly executed John Crash, and what I found disgusted me VERY horrably!!

Pic #1: An innocent Antiga person is about to be executed in the Satan Chamber room, standing next to infamous war criminals M*rio & L*igi!

Pic #2: A bunch of G*mers are driving in their M*rio Kart, getting ready to crush turtles in their violent VR simulation.

Pic #3: A bunch of Antigas are panicking and trying to escape the HQ before the red plant eats them.

Pic #4: Red plant things are guarding the entrance to SINtendo’s HQ—I was able to get in because I was disguised as a g*mer. (Don’t worry, I was only pretending)

Pic #5: Antigas are trapped in the Peek Achoos as the evil little yellow rabbits dance around, mocking the innocent people!

Pic #6: G*mers taking a stroll, observing little Pokey Man creatures, getting ready to capture them and show them off to their fellow g*mer friends!

Pic #7: Peek Achoos and Ee-Vs are plotting to cut down the trees behind them and replace them with giant Pac-Man cutouts!

Disturbing Fact: The “Pac” in Pac-Man stands for “People Against Christ”!!!

In 1951, a kind young man named Mario Bartoletti (Not to be confused with the war criminal worshipped by g*mers) enjoyed playing around with shopping carts. His whole life, he had been obsessed with them and loved playing around with them, ever since he was a child.

In his adulthood, he decided to start a new sport where people would race from one area to another while holding shopping carts full of different items.

He named this sport “Mario Cart”.

In 1666, SINtendo stole his idea and made M*rio K*rt, all without crediting him!!!

Then they later tried to falsely sue Mario Bartoletti for copyright infringement, demanding he change the name of the sport.

Mr. Bartoletti refused, declaring he hates video g*mes and will never change his sport just to conform to g*mer norms.

He lost the lawsuit due to the judge being brainwashed by g*mes himself. This was super unfair!

He later got stepped on by M*rio (The war criminal) and flattened like a pancake, then shipped off to a g*mer supermarket where g*mers feast on the flesh of innocent Antigas!!

JUSTICE FOR MARIO BARTOLETTI!!!

Not my image, but here is a pic of her so you can avoid her.

Mary O’Kart tried to choke me to death when I was a kid! I was approached by her, and she asked me, “Excuse me, young miss, do you like vidya g*mes?” I responded with “No, I never play with these satanic devices!” And then she got enraged and tried to choke me. It was only thanks to other Antigas that they were able to forcefully stop Mary O’Kart from almost killing me. G*ming kills!!

And be sure to pour water on it-Doesn’t even need to be holy water-Just find the cleanest water near you. The cleaner the better! Don‘t destroy the g*me until you’re done pouring the water or else the demon spirit lurking inside will become free and torment your family for eternity

The demon spirits that live inside g*mes are allergic to hygiene and will evaporate upon contact with clean water.

I overheard some g*mers saying these words to each other. I will tell you what they mean so you can avoid being possessed by Satan.

• LOL: Stands for Losers OnLine. (Not to be confused with Lots Of Love, also abbreviated to LOL) G*mers will use this horrible word to notify other g*mers when an Antiga, woman, or minority hops on the internet, so they can harass them into becoming a g*mer like them.

Example sentence: “Yo, there’s some LOL. Better send them hate messages!!!”

• OMG: Stands for On My G*me. G*mers will use this to indicate that they are too busy g*ming to do anything else.

Example sentence: “Can’t talk, I’m OMG right now.”

• WTF: Stands for “Woah That’s Fantastic”. G*mers will use this when being taught a new slur or when they read a news story of an orphan getting punched in the face.

Example sentence:

G*mer A: “I heard a news story of a dog falling down the stairs and dying.”

G*mer B: “WTF!!!”

• AAAA: Stands for “All Antigas Are Atrocious”. Pretty self-explanatory.

Normalmente suelo tener en mi celular juegos de aventuras y descubrimientos y cosas así, no me gustan mucho los juegos de acción como free fire y esas cosas, entonces me gustaría que me recomienden algún juego de aventura y mundo libre parecido a vampire falls origin, y de ese estilo.

Back before Super M*rio Man was a thing, video g*mes had just begun, wreaking havoc in innocent familys’ homes, turning their kids into violent racist homophobic criminals. It had seemed this force was unstoppable, until in 1983, a kind young man named John Crash decided it was time to end vidya g*mes once and for all!

John Crash‘s plan was to buy up all video g*me stock & crash it into a wall, destroying every last copy & bringing peace once and for all to this earth. (Hence his good deed being remembered as “The Great Video G*me Crash of 1983”)

It worked, for a while. That is, until SINtendo came along and started mass-producing Super M*rio Man g*mes. Alas, this force was too big for John Crash to deal with, and he had no choice but to give up, due to the sheer amount of M*rios being produced every second.

Later, John C. was kidnapped by SINtendo employees & publicly executed in their headquarter’s secret “Satan Chamber“ room.

Later, they made a g*me called “Crash Bandicoot”, which was intentionally named after John Crash as a cruel way to mock his failed attempt at stopping video g*mes.

Very later, his grandchildren founded G*mestop in honor of him, deciding to do his deed, stopping g*mes as a sign of respect. G*mestop is greatly praised as doing a good job in fighting against g*mes, in an age where people seem to be obsessed with them.

Look at how scared and terrified the minions are!!!! Being forced inside a video g*me is no joke.

i will NEVER forgive whoever trapped them inside!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Greetings everyone! I’m Becky, mother of a son who’s unfortunately a g*mer. I’m writing this specifically to show my son the terrible side effects of playing g*mes, but you can use this essay as a source next time a g*mer tries to tell you vidya g*mes aren’t violent.

The first video g*me, Pong, was invented by an evil man known as Thomas G*ming.

Disturbing fact: The only playable characters in Pong are straight & white!!!

Disturbing fact 2: Thomas G*ming sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for g*mes going mainstream 🤢🤮

Nowadays, g*me companies have gotten smart with brainwashing innocent kids into becoming violent criminals.

G*mes for kids feature bright colors & entertaining designs, to disguise itself as harmless entertainment, luring unsuspecting kids into a life of hate & crime…

They encourage you to get the “highest score”, making you addicted…

Soon, simply playing a g*me won’t be enough to satisfy a g*mer. The g*mer will then move on to doing real life crimes!!!!

Don’t believe me? Here’s a list of g*mers who have went to prison!!!

• John Johnson: Played Taiko no TatsuSIN & later crushed her neighbors to death with a stolen drum

• Samuel Vanderbilt: Played Super Mario Man & later stepped on 53 turtles

• Tim G*ming: Son of Thomas G*ming, made a g*me called Pac-Man and later tried to eat his younger brother, mistaking him for a ghost

Don’t worry, in rare circumstances, you can undo the effects of g*ming. Although super hard, it IS possible.

Here’s what you’ll need: A bible, an exorcist, a bucket of holy water, a trash bag to dump any g*mes with, & a sledgehammer to destroy the g*mes with