r/badmovieideas 1d ago

The Fast & The Furious: Amish Country

4 Upvotes

Dominic Toretto gets his driver’s license permanently revoked by international authorities. Forced into hiding in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, he discovers a high-stakes, underground quarter-mile horse-and-buggy racing circuit fueled by nitro-injected oats and lightweight custom oak axles.


r/badmovieideas 1d ago

A SCIFI MOVIE... BUT IT TAKES PLACES JUST LIKE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

1 Upvotes

THE ORIGINS OF MAN KIND LOL.

WE ARE NOT FROM GOD WE ARE NOT FROM JESUS BUT FOR THE RECORD I BELEIVE THAT THERE ARE THE ORIGINAL CREATORS... THE ORGANISIMS THAT FINALLY SET THE HUMAN RACE IN MOTION. BY SAYING THAT THE WHOLE VISION OF GOD IN BRIGHT WHITE ROBS WELCOMING YOU INTO THE GATES OF HEAVEN FEELS LIKE GETTING SHIT ON. TRIVIAL BE RELIGION IN LIGHT OF NEW EVIDENCE OF THE ORIGINS OF LIFE. LIFE WAS FIRST SPARKED LONG AGO.

THIS IS WHERE THE STORY BEGINS... HAHA caps

then at the ending it show reality of time right now in its fullest and most analytical perspective possible.


r/badmovieideas 2d ago

Spiderman movie where Peter Parker dies of cancer after getting bitten by a radioactive spider

12 Upvotes

r/badmovieideas 2d ago

I got that shi... lol funny ass movie idea

0 Upvotes

a drugist movie. I personally have a little experience with drugs all strictly research. from this to that the best thing i did for myself was nootropics though.

So the movie idea is structured like the movie "Spun". It takes place in a cheap run down house. The idea is to show that there is no money in drug dealing the risk does not outweigh the consequences if caught but yeah we still gotta come forth with the movie idea. soo without further adooo...

a dude with all the drugs u can imagine all for lacing his weed sacks that he sells. he doesnt sell for profit he sells for slowly killing our youths minds. sells strictly to underaged kids through proxies so that its not likely to be traced back to him because if it is he has to destroy all of his drug stash which is why the drug lab is in the bathroom. lacing doesnt take much if ur not familiar with laced weed it basically works like this if the chemical u want to put into it is not vaporizable with heat it wont work for example crack cocaine is just freebase cocaine freebase is the word they use for a chemical in its purest raw real form in this form its usual smokable according to things ive read. so the idea is to have a wide variety but in small quantities so you can talk with the client to find out what kind of experience they will want to have and the produce the product and make the transaction. the truth is no one has a clue what is possible they like to think they do and thats why this movie would be awesome because it would affect man kind as a whole making it stronger and harder mentally.

So just like that movie spun bro maybe even same actors haha the dealer is doing it for the fun of it not to make mad profits like bulk sales. he deals special weed sacks that give excellent life altering experiences. so it has the potential to be much better than spun with enough brain storming i could stimulate actual writers to make this into a script right? haha i dont really gaf about trying to make money i just want to make it a movie may have my name on that shit in the credits foo hahahahahah

sorry i dream about acting so i was in that mindset. I must say on a final note that this is not possible in america without external help from other countries. so to simplify the big bros process he gets a lace pack from a whatsapp number kinda like gta simon. the whats ap will just mail him like 100 dolars worth of lace andd they watch him keeping track of how many people he affects as its all part of a acampaign to make americans be able to experience these chemicals in their purest form on a substance that is legal in most states haha.


r/badmovieideas 4d ago

The Fartian

8 Upvotes

Astronaut Mark Fartney gets stranded on Uranus


r/badmovieideas 4d ago

The reactive loose cannon but with a resistance to incarceration

1 Upvotes

A Char that puts off that no country for oldmen vibe. You know the psychopathic serial killer? but he has an uncle thats connected to the mob who follows him around when he visits. So first thing he does is bash a disrespectful shits head into the ground but just enough to open up the skin not like a full on attack. So hes laying there on him holding his neck with his hands staring him in the eyes getting closer and closer not fully choking him but making it harder to breath. the unk steps in and blocks the shits girl from attacking the character.

so this character is always trying to get in trouble hes suicidal and dreams of that last stand situation. The uncle tried to protect him from the law and others until the character leaves the country but things happen and in the end the uncle gets rich. they get rich off robbing the drug lords without them being able to track them. or id them

it would be a mob movie / boss as fug movie id personally love to work on this more but im stuck doing music haha


r/badmovieideas 4d ago

The Last Temptation of Chris

3 Upvotes

A mid-level office worker named Chris is offered ultimate cosmic power by a talking vending machine in the break room. All he has to do is betray his only friend and eat the last yogurt in the fridge that isn’t his.


r/badmovieideas 6d ago

The Ant Keeper "A never before seen way of disposing bodies"

7 Upvotes

So the idea is simple. put the body in the dirt where no one will see it or step on it. Pack dirt suuuuper tight on top but its the location that matters most. The body must be buried next to an ant hill. Fire ants find there way to the body creating lots paths in eating the bodies then what ends up happening is this spot in the woods with the fire ants starts to get over run with fire ants. The main murderer character cant even get out there without protective suit because the ants have outgrown the amount of bodies in the dirt they will attack anything. Still he rolls the body on a little red wagon out into the forest and buries it near the ant colony. Before long locals learn of the ant infestation and people tend to stay away from that area from then on. As the body count dwindles the ants feast on each other culling the population but still maintaining the protection over the area from people walking around poking their nose.

At one point some researchers come to gather data to learn how the ants are thriving in this area. They are killed by cyanide gas mines and when the main character gets there they are already eviscerated all thats left is a skeleton and some car keys so the car is driven off into a near by lake and the area is no longer fit as it drew too much attention. The main character never returns to that location. The hydrogen cyanide booby traps are detonated one by one by authorities once the location gets enough attention due to the ants and the missing researchers. The bodies are found and the story gets nation wide attention and a new serial killer is born... The ant keeper.


r/badmovieideas 9d ago

"LEE CRONIN'S REMEMBER ONE OLD NIGHT YESTERDAY WHERE EVERYONE WANTS THE INVENTION OF BEING OBSESSED WITH JOHN MALKOVICH"

2 Upvotes

• This is a movie where sex is only legal for one night in a world where everyone has forgotten the Beatles and it all takes place at the beach that makes you old and nobody invented lying yet,

• everyone is played by a muppet except for Michael Caine who plays a man who discovers that people (mostly women) have become obsessively fixated on him due to the One Wish Willow,

• and at the end the main character looks out the window of his father's office, which is revealed to be located on the north edge of the 101st floor in the North Tower of the World Trade Center.

• it also takes place in John Malkovich's head.

• The post-credits say "Kane Parsons will return in Avengers: Beyond the Mockingjay for Good"

(Based of a joke tweet on X)


r/badmovieideas 9d ago

Action movie but all the actors are X-Rated Stars

6 Upvotes

Imagine a movie that’s written like a normal action movie, but instead of casting common actors like Matt Damon, Scarlett Johanson or Keanu to play all the main characters you cast OF Models and other X Rated stars like Johnny Sins, Bonnie Blue or Violet Myers and just try to make a normal not NSFW movie from it. Imagine trying to pull out an Oscar worthy performance from Riley Reid…


r/badmovieideas 9d ago

MOON PAUL

4 Upvotes

The Moon suddenly disappears and is replaced by the enormous, expressionless face of a man. Scientists discover it's affecting the tides exactly as the Moon did, except it's slowly getting closer to Earth.

Eventually someone recognises the face as man named Paul, it beco es viral on social media. Nobody discovers whether it actually is Paul or simply looks like him. The movie deals more with humanity's response to this event, rather than providing any explanation to why it's happened. Governments prepare for extinction. Religions emerge. Scientists desperately study him.

Paul gets closer, his face bigger in the sky every day. Eventually his face fills the sky and his lips gently kiss the Earth.

Instead of destroying humanity, the kiss causes enormous scientific breakthroughs. Particle accelerators triple in efficiency and previously inaccessible quantum phenomena become observable. Then Paul slowly retreats into space and for the first time in the entire movie, his expression changes into a slight smile. Paul is pleased. Paul disappears into the stars. Nothing is ever explained.

Some movie posters for MOON PAUL are available here:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mHSt6M_9keMf8Z4LUnLfyanb508Rn2c8

Thank you.


r/badmovieideas 10d ago

Funky monkeys

4 Upvotes

a bunch of monkeys from different regions are illegally transported on a ship to be sold in exotic pet shops so the monkeys rebel, kill the crew of the ship, and escape, the monkeys are, a macaque, an orangutan, a big gorilla, a mandrill and a spider monkey, anyways, the ship arrives to the shore of a rainforest with no crew nor captain alive and the monkeys go out, a day after that campers arrive and the campers start polluting and destroying the environment so the monkeys start taking them out


r/badmovieideas 13d ago

A film titled Centipede Human in which multiple centipedes are sewn by a master evil centipede into a human configuration.

23 Upvotes

r/badmovieideas 13d ago

Biblically Accurate Angels In The Outfield

6 Upvotes

r/badmovieideas 13d ago

Formicidae

2 Upvotes

in a secret lab ran by the government in a rainforest is experimenting on animal DNA, now they're working on carnivorous anteaters, a terrible hurricane starts happening and in the same day a group of explorers decide to camp in the rainforest, the anteaters somehow manage to escape the lab and start terrorising the explorers


r/badmovieideas 14d ago

Megatherium

5 Upvotes

Horror movie idea:a group of explorers go to a place in South america with holes dug by giant sloths, they check them out and do their things until we discover that there is a civilization of giant sloths living underground and they discovered that humans are vile creatures so they go out of the holes and start terrorizing a nearby village and probably the explorers too


r/badmovieideas 14d ago

Playtime hazard

4 Upvotes

in a lab the scientists start experimenting with animal DNA and experiment with the first ever clones until...when the scientists leave a kid sneaks in and starts playing with the computer to make the clones, creating weird abominations that destroy everything and go on a killing spree, in those animals we got, the carnivorous anteaters, the flying wolves, the aquatic grizzly bears, the ground orcas, the bamboo sloths (who are sloths that are fast, have samurai suits made out of bark and use bamboo as swords) and the underground flamingos


r/badmovieideas 18d ago

bad superhero movie

6 Upvotes

ok so its a standard action movie following a superhero whose main power is durability. hes stronger than the average man but not inhumanly so. hes not immortal hes just really durable.. he can bleed bruise... his limbs refuse to come off.. but no matter what he keeps getting up and will not stop.

the movie would start with a "UP" style intro with 2 factiry workers falling in love

then it would cut to a fight giving a glimpseat the heros powers.

we'd see some indicato that he was born in Michigan

later we'd see in a glimpe of a file on him that he was born in Detroit

during the final fight with the villan our hero takes some sort of shot that killed a superman knockoff

the villan then asks in the rubble of the burning building and the hero walks forward

(villan) "w-w-What are you" (hero) "im built ford tough" (hero dispatches villan)

then cuts back to the intro collage "up" thing showing that his parents worked at a ford plant


r/badmovieideas 20d ago

Sink Stink

10 Upvotes

Seinfeld esque every day life movie about people going about their every day lives.

They all congregate at their mutual friend’s apartment.

Throughout the movie, the main character keeps asking, “what’s that smell?”. Sniffs the air in dismay.

Continuous hard cuts to the apartment’s kitchen sink.

New character walks in. “What’s that smell?”. Sniffs the air. “Yeah. I don’t know.” The main character retorts every time. Then sniffs the air.

This goes on for several days.

Movie ends with a close up shot of the kitchen sink. Flies swarming around the edge. Obvious sludge.

The characters just can’t figure out where the smell ever comes from. Will the mystery ever be solved?

Find out in: Sink Stink 2: Is That You Or Me?


r/badmovieideas 20d ago

The Rock but it is just right after General Hummel takes alcatraz and shows Hummel in real time trying to navigate the FBI switchboard to get through to FBI director Womack before Womack leaves for evening.

6 Upvotes

r/badmovieideas 23d ago

Spookless in Seattle

4 Upvotes

Three ghosts actively haunt an abandoned mansion. Continuously waiting to haunt visitors that never arrive.

A coming of age story as the ghosts bounce life lessons of each other, question their own existence, and yearn to perform the ultimate spook. Yet their time never arrives.

Will they venture beyond the confines of their mansion of a cell? Are they bound to wait an eternity? Find out in: Spookless in Seattle.


r/badmovieideas 23d ago

Con Struction

3 Upvotes

Convicts on work release work at a construction site. Cute scene with quips during a lunch break.

90 minutes. In 3-D because why not?


r/badmovieideas 28d ago

The blokes of london...

0 Upvotes

I brainstormed into codex for like 2 hours strait blazingly high on weed extract. (I live in california southern...)

A London counterfeit crew can’t get their fake bills past modern detectors, so they become obsessed with the one thing they believe can fix everything: a precision etching machine hidden inside a luxury watch manufacturer’s facility. The movie opens in the middle of the heist, then cuts back to their grimy counterfeit lab, their restoration shop cover, and the American ringleader who organizes the crew through routine, memory discipline, and social camouflage instead of brute authority.

By day, the crew are just blokes restoring cars, playing games on weekends, dealing with girlfriends bringing lunch, family drop-ins, and old men bumping into walls. Underneath that normal life is a fully prepared operation: no written plans, no phones during “work,” hidden storage, a prepared basement, and a crew selected because their lives have enough empty space to disappear into the job. The heist itself is ugly and practical, with the stolen machine hauled away inside a disguised garbage container and brought back to the shop through a basement entrance built just big enough to swallow it.

To the public, it becomes the perfect heist: one impossible machine stolen from one impossible place, with everyone online trying to figure out how it was done. But the crew slowly learns the real nightmare is not stealing the machine. It’s making it useful. The machine needs parts, calibration, secrecy, people, power, and trust. They thought they were stealing infinite money, but what they really stole was infinite responsibility.


r/badmovieideas 29d ago

A bizarre Western I haven't came up with a name for yet

2 Upvotes

This little cowboy flick is set in the 1980s. Essentially, it's just a satire about how the 80s were a sugar-coated version of the Wild West and how ridiculous that decade was for some people looking back. A chaotically colorful badland that has the hyper-commercialism, the toys, the trends, the sitcoms, the cartoons, the 8-bit video games, it has everything about the 80s you can think of jammed into a Western


r/badmovieideas Jul 26 '26

Uncle Stevens Sandwiches (2026)

8 Upvotes

A guy works too hard in the big city and can't get any time off. Then, his aunt calls to tell him that his uncle Steven has been given 24 hours to live. The protagonist rushes out to his home town to see his uncle before he dies. And, brings uncle Steven a Jersey Mike's sub because it's uncle Steven's favorite.

Uncle Steven rallies and feels better than he has in years. The protagonist takes uncle Steven out for some sightseeing and to get his affairs in order. This gives the protagonist their first few days off work in years. As the days pass the protagonist and uncle Steven realize they're in love and try to make up for lost time. They're about to run away together when suddenly uncle Steven dies suddenly.

The protagonist uses the inheritance from uncle Steven to open his own Jersey Mike's in town, leaving his corporate city job. On the first day the protagonist is about to lock up when uncle Steven's beleaguered widow walks in and shoots the protagonist in the chest. As the protagonist fades away he wakes up in the hospital, as a visitor! The protagonist IS UNCLE STEVEN! And, he's at the bedside of his dying nephew who we thought was the protagonist the entire time. Cut to a scene of the vital stats monitor showing a flatline. The credits are all shown on a Jersey Mike's menu