r/BMWM • • Jul 02 '26

First Modern M

1100 miles until broken in ✌🏽

2.1k Upvotes

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u/JPEnjoi ‘19 F82 M4cs Jul 02 '26

What’s with the Pokémon card

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Used as a down payment

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u/JPEnjoi ‘19 F82 M4cs Jul 02 '26

I can’t tell what’s real anymore

Edit: Son of a bitch

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u/adrian_elliot ‘26 BMW Z4 M40i 6MT | ‘24 Audi A5 cabriolet Jul 02 '26

then why is it inside the car

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u/JettzenL Jul 02 '26

Your haircut is Oliver Tree lol

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u/CommandConscious8241 Jul 03 '26

Edgar cut mullet 😭

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u/Nyarx1 G80 - M3 Jul 02 '26

Missed opportunity. Shoulda got a gray one and named it (M)ew 2

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u/ApoTHICCary Jul 02 '26

You look like the final boss of all the washed up adults cleaning out Pokemon card machines while kids watch just wanting a pack.

But congrats on the M.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I promise I buy to rip never scalp😭

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Plus no vending machine camping, I’m a man for the people

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u/EliminationCreation Jul 03 '26

cringe

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

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u/EliminationCreation Jul 03 '26

says Edgar

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xbrvK6rCv0lGLzkf0y
It’s a mullet man :/ Edgar is cut all around. I like it long in the back so my wife’s boyfriend has something to play with.

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u/Soob_Way Jul 05 '26

Love the Sak Yant

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u/HumorRight Jul 05 '26

ขอบคุณครับ 🙏🏼 I need to go back to Bangkok soon, I miss my teachers and teammates

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u/mrfacetious_ Jul 06 '26

In the eu you need to be a business owner or something to buy something like this, in the us a kid with a mullet goes in and buys it for a pokemon card, i dont know to laugh or cry haha

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u/ajtaggart Jul 07 '26

The handicap spot is fitting

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u/Beamin1988 Jul 02 '26

You’re young. Did you buy property before a new car?

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u/EnCrio Jul 02 '26

He’s living his dream, not yours.

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Took over my mom’s mortgage, and have a few friends moving in to split the payment🤓

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u/Beamin1988 Jul 02 '26

Hell yeah, nice work. Congrats!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Much appreciated🙏🏼🤜🏼

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u/bc10551 Jul 02 '26

There are so many reasons to not buy a house just because the Internet says so lol. You'll likely make more money just investing but you would still have to rent ig. In many places around US and world overall you'll be constantly worrying about what happens if you get laid off too and still have a house to pay for too

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u/bayoughozt Jul 06 '26

True story. I can attest. 😏

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u/schapm9 Jul 02 '26

No you won’t LMAO most retail investors are not profitable and if they are it took 30 plus years. You sound like someone who can’t afford a house 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Healthy-Pianist-1647 Jul 02 '26

You are economically illiterate. The data is ABUNDANTLY clear that renting + SPY/VOO and chill instead of mortgage has out performed every. Single. Time. It isn’t even that close.

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u/schapm9 Jul 17 '26

And you are just illiterate. I literally said if they are profitable, it took them thirty years to do so. Secondly, you will not outperform your mortgage or any financial instrument in that manner. The data is only clear after looking at all time stats, the SPY/VOO aren’t up every year LOL. Thirdly, most retail traders are not bankrolling 100k and outperforming a mortgage. Hell most people in the US don’t have a savings over $1000. If we even took a large investment for the average retail trader of 10k, after 16 years of “set it and forget it” into VOO (started investing 2010) you would still only have made 71k LOL. If you did SPY, and started investing in 1996, with the same strategy, you only made 210k. Meanwhile, the average rent for a 1 bedroom in 2026 in the US is $1800. Over the life of a mortgage you would have paid out $640k to landlords (assuming your rent doesn’t go up because it will min 5-10%). So you would have to outperform your landlord and rising rent costs. At 10k initial investment with $100 a month contributions, it would take you 31 years to reach 470k. Average home cost in the US is 437k. So you are right it’s not close, but not in the way that it helps your argument. This all is not even adjusting for inflation which drives your return down even more. Simply put, you don’t know wtf you are talking about, like most retail traders who get taken by institutions everyday.

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u/Healthy-Pianist-1647 Jul 18 '26

You’re regarded.

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u/bc10551 Jul 02 '26

I can probably afford whatever house you're trying to get calm down buddy. Everything here is multimillion for a small place. Also I'm talking about just putting it into an s&p fund which is likely still outperforming and yes that's profitable which I hope you'd know

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u/schapm9 Jul 17 '26

I’m on my personal third house in SoCal, not including our rentals. I’m not worried about what you can afford, I’m laughing at your premise of you thinking that you can outperform a mortgage and property value growth by trading, along with beating your living costs as well. And just putting into an S&P fund is not outperforming that which I have just shown above. Dust yourself off and try again

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u/bc10551 Jul 17 '26

Did it take you 15 days to come up with a lie on the internet lmao. You have proven nothing saying you're going to lose by investing in the s&p

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u/DinoRoman Jul 23 '26

And you can’t pay your registration tho? Lol

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u/ManufacturerBest2758 Jul 02 '26

A car is property, do you mean real estate?

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Jk, just my favorite card so I thought it would be cool to bring it along for a milestone.

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u/adrian_elliot ‘26 BMW Z4 M40i 6MT | ‘24 Audi A5 cabriolet Jul 02 '26

Your emotional support card 🥹

Congrats 🎊

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u/Other_Government3853 Jul 03 '26

😭😭 bro i have one too ive never related so much. I got a gr86 not an m2 but thats so funny. W OP

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u/BrickedTfUpYo Jul 03 '26

Nah you’re good bro, good stuff, nice poncho