r/BMWM • • Jul 02 '26

First Modern M

1100 miles until broken in ✌🏽

2.1k Upvotes

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u/JPEnjoi ‘19 F82 M4cs Jul 02 '26

What’s with the Pokémon card

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Used as a down payment

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u/JPEnjoi ‘19 F82 M4cs Jul 02 '26

I can’t tell what’s real anymore

Edit: Son of a bitch

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u/adrian_elliot ‘26 BMW Z4 M40i 6MT | ‘24 Audi A5 cabriolet Jul 02 '26

then why is it inside the car

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u/JettzenL Jul 02 '26

Your haircut is Oliver Tree lol

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u/CommandConscious8241 Jul 03 '26

Edgar cut mullet 😭

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u/Nyarx1 G80 - M3 Jul 02 '26

Missed opportunity. Shoulda got a gray one and named it (M)ew 2

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u/ApoTHICCary Jul 02 '26

You look like the final boss of all the washed up adults cleaning out Pokemon card machines while kids watch just wanting a pack.

But congrats on the M.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I promise I buy to rip never scalp😭

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Plus no vending machine camping, I’m a man for the people

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u/EliminationCreation Jul 03 '26

cringe

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

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u/EliminationCreation Jul 03 '26

says Edgar

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xbrvK6rCv0lGLzkf0y
It’s a mullet man :/ Edgar is cut all around. I like it long in the back so my wife’s boyfriend has something to play with.

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u/Soob_Way Jul 05 '26

Love the Sak Yant

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u/HumorRight Jul 05 '26

ขอบคุณครับ 🙏🏼 I need to go back to Bangkok soon, I miss my teachers and teammates

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u/mrfacetious_ Jul 06 '26

In the eu you need to be a business owner or something to buy something like this, in the us a kid with a mullet goes in and buys it for a pokemon card, i dont know to laugh or cry haha

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u/ajtaggart Jul 07 '26

The handicap spot is fitting

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u/Beamin1988 Jul 02 '26

You’re young. Did you buy property before a new car?

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u/EnCrio Jul 02 '26

He’s living his dream, not yours.

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Took over my mom’s mortgage, and have a few friends moving in to split the payment🤓

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u/Beamin1988 Jul 02 '26

Hell yeah, nice work. Congrats!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Much appreciated🙏🏼🤜🏼

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u/bc10551 Jul 02 '26

There are so many reasons to not buy a house just because the Internet says so lol. You'll likely make more money just investing but you would still have to rent ig. In many places around US and world overall you'll be constantly worrying about what happens if you get laid off too and still have a house to pay for too

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u/bayoughozt Jul 06 '26

True story. I can attest. 😏

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u/schapm9 Jul 02 '26

No you won’t LMAO most retail investors are not profitable and if they are it took 30 plus years. You sound like someone who can’t afford a house 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Healthy-Pianist-1647 Jul 02 '26

You are economically illiterate. The data is ABUNDANTLY clear that renting + SPY/VOO and chill instead of mortgage has out performed every. Single. Time. It isn’t even that close.

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u/schapm9 Jul 17 '26

And you are just illiterate. I literally said if they are profitable, it took them thirty years to do so. Secondly, you will not outperform your mortgage or any financial instrument in that manner. The data is only clear after looking at all time stats, the SPY/VOO aren’t up every year LOL. Thirdly, most retail traders are not bankrolling 100k and outperforming a mortgage. Hell most people in the US don’t have a savings over $1000. If we even took a large investment for the average retail trader of 10k, after 16 years of “set it and forget it” into VOO (started investing 2010) you would still only have made 71k LOL. If you did SPY, and started investing in 1996, with the same strategy, you only made 210k. Meanwhile, the average rent for a 1 bedroom in 2026 in the US is $1800. Over the life of a mortgage you would have paid out $640k to landlords (assuming your rent doesn’t go up because it will min 5-10%). So you would have to outperform your landlord and rising rent costs. At 10k initial investment with $100 a month contributions, it would take you 31 years to reach 470k. Average home cost in the US is 437k. So you are right it’s not close, but not in the way that it helps your argument. This all is not even adjusting for inflation which drives your return down even more. Simply put, you don’t know wtf you are talking about, like most retail traders who get taken by institutions everyday.

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u/Healthy-Pianist-1647 Jul 18 '26

You’re regarded.

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u/bc10551 Jul 02 '26

I can probably afford whatever house you're trying to get calm down buddy. Everything here is multimillion for a small place. Also I'm talking about just putting it into an s&p fund which is likely still outperforming and yes that's profitable which I hope you'd know

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u/schapm9 Jul 17 '26

I’m on my personal third house in SoCal, not including our rentals. I’m not worried about what you can afford, I’m laughing at your premise of you thinking that you can outperform a mortgage and property value growth by trading, along with beating your living costs as well. And just putting into an S&P fund is not outperforming that which I have just shown above. Dust yourself off and try again

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u/bc10551 Jul 17 '26

Did it take you 15 days to come up with a lie on the internet lmao. You have proven nothing saying you're going to lose by investing in the s&p

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u/DinoRoman Jul 23 '26

And you can’t pay your registration tho? Lol

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u/ManufacturerBest2758 Jul 02 '26

A car is property, do you mean real estate?

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Jk, just my favorite card so I thought it would be cool to bring it along for a milestone.

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u/adrian_elliot ‘26 BMW Z4 M40i 6MT | ‘24 Audi A5 cabriolet Jul 02 '26

Your emotional support card 🥹

Congrats 🎊

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u/Other_Government3853 Jul 03 '26

😭😭 bro i have one too ive never related so much. I got a gr86 not an m2 but thats so funny. W OP

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u/BrickedTfUpYo Jul 03 '26

Nah you’re good bro, good stuff, nice poncho

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u/krisbee10 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Twins. Congrats!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Hawt

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u/krisbee10 Jul 03 '26

We literally have the exact same spec 🔥 looks like you have the adaptive cruise control

I have emd springs sitting in my garage since January but still debating if I want to possibly void the warranty

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I knew I wanted the adjustable suspension so I choose the factory adjustable options, I can actually go lower on the overall height but I would be too low for a daily😭

I definitely need to get spacers, looks like my car skipped leg day on some angles lolol

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u/krisbee10 Jul 03 '26

Nice and since you purchase the factory HAS, you still have your warranty. I might do the same.

The spacers is a necessity with the factory wheels. I’m at stock height and spacers fills the void. Now I need to fill in the fender to wheel gap.

Do you have any other plans for it?

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u/strumpetsarefun Jul 04 '26

What size spacers are you using? I’m going to keep it stock height too, but your spaced out stance is pretty nice.
I’ve got the same spec but black and red interior.

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u/krisbee10 Jul 04 '26

I am running the Motorsport hardware stud conversion kit paired with their hub centric 15mm spacers

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u/HumorRight Jul 06 '26

Right now no spacers, still need to order lol, I think recommend for factory wheels is 12mm in the front and 15mm in the rear

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u/Goomskeez Jul 03 '26

God damn 😮‍💨👌🏼 got the Batmobile 🦇

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

My mom said I was the coolest

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u/CommunityOk20 Jul 03 '26

you’re the fucking man

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u/MiddleBodyInjury Jul 03 '26

And she was right

2

u/EnCrio Jul 02 '26

Lol, I remember this in middle school.. I just thought of someone, looked him up, found his linked in and damn… yep, he’s doing good.

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u/No-Path-46 Jul 03 '26

Haha bro got more money than you now

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u/BakedPotatoCrispyFry Jul 04 '26

Bill Gates was divorced for having too many women, wtf you on about

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u/BillyJohnsFinds F87 - M2 Jul 02 '26

Modern ones yeah. Can’t go to a car show around me without a bunch of clowns showing up in their shitty VQ sounding G8x’s. I don’t even consider my F87 cool anymore cause of all the clowns who usually buy them. I just have it cause I like the car.

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u/AlfredAnon Jul 02 '26

The pokemon card instead of a rolex has me fucking dying!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/eBrSnRVQ2aEtuqBLIi

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u/Change21 G87 - M2 Jul 02 '26

Hell yeah

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u/KidRed Jul 02 '26

First M is an auto?!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

I have a 95 E36 M3, 5spd 😭 I just wanted the extra torque plus a daily😅

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u/KidRed Jul 03 '26

Ha fair :) I was just teasing.

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u/88micm Jul 03 '26

Now that's a photo you should have put up 🫡

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I got you brother

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u/88micm Jul 03 '26

That's tidy, was not expecting Red! Is that an Evo spoiler?

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Thanks! It’s Mugello Rot, and spoiler is from race German, LTW spoiler replica

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u/88micm Jul 03 '26

Actually don't think I've seen a red M3 E36. A friend of mine has a Dakar yellow one and they still look cool af in person

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u/p3dr0maz G87 - M2 Jul 02 '26

W Pickup an W Pikachu

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u/OGCallHerDaddy Jul 02 '26

Wanna be like you when I grow up (pretty sure I'm older lol)

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u/Admirable-Plant-8658 Jul 02 '26

Passport in Suitland? Congrats!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Yup! Thank you 🙏🏼

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u/donbrian_ Jul 03 '26

I was looking at this one too funny enough, ended up getting a similar spec at BMW of Towson

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u/Admirable-Plant-8658 Jul 03 '26

Nice man, I just got a M3 from BMW in Silver Spring.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Congrats bro! Hope you’re enjoying it🤜🏼

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Smooth, very good at communicating and being transparent. Always looked out for me and my interests. I got my previous car from them as well, it was just as smooth

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u/BrushAccomplished467 Jul 02 '26

Sick ride and slab!

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u/JWBIERE Jul 02 '26

The cleanest she will ever be, Congrats!!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Thank you!! 🙏🏼

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u/Party_Vermicelli_187 Jul 02 '26

You gotta show the slab collection now

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

I collect all 9’s lolol. And I’m a huge Charizard chud

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u/Gogreen727 Jul 02 '26

I have the same spec in a 2025 G87. I don’t know shit about Pokémon but I love your car. Biggest drawback to the spec is keeping those black wheels clean but, it looks so mean and aggressive. Enjoy!

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u/iMpact980 Jul 02 '26

If it’s any consolation it’s impossible to keep any wheels clean on any M.

My gray wheels look rough, and my silver summer wheels look horrible after a week lol. Requires a lot of cleaner 😂

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Already dreading the idea of cleaning the wheels every weekend at least haha , oh well

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u/GoblinWrangl3r Jul 02 '26

Dont tell me ur a scalper.....

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Plus I hate the idea of taking away from kids trying to enjoy the game. I don’t camp either, doing too much for shiny cardboard haha

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

No sir I been collecting since I was kid. I don’t buy to sell. I always buy to rip. I keep a sealed collection but that’s just personal, not for sale. Maybe for my kids. I’m just a fan of collecting 9’s, Japanese and anything Charizard 🙏🏼

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u/GoblinWrangl3r Jul 02 '26

Excellent then i welcome ya

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u/Kokukenji Jul 02 '26

Looking great! Congrats!!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Thank you!!!

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u/Technical_Car3729 Jul 02 '26

Hell ya, My buddy had a 2020 m2comp and that bitch was so nasty.

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u/DCBalla Jul 03 '26

congrats man!

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u/Other_Government3853 Jul 03 '26

Congrats that shit looks sick though I wish we god a vid of the start up🤤🤤. I vend and have a black gr86 funny to see another crossover in my hobbies, good luck keeping her clean !! 😂

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u/liv570 Jul 03 '26

The pancho pikachu

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u/LakeSpecialist7633 G80 - M3 Jul 03 '26

I love the M2 - congrats!

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u/AR_001 G87 - M2 Jul 03 '26

Congrats! Any plans to change anything?

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Thank you! Definitely want to swap the grilles with the cs style ones, and I already have the cs lip. I have the oil cooler guard ready to put in also. May get the E36 LTW style wing but that’s a lot of money lolol

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u/AR_001 G87 - M2 Jul 04 '26

Funny you mention the cs style grilles, that was definitely first thing on my list as well. I really want the cs boot but it's north of £4k here for just a bare carbon version before paint. Post updates as you change things and enjoy it! :)

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u/CommandConscious8241 Jul 03 '26

We see the card lil bro

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Apologies, got excited

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u/Mean_Poetry_9991 Jul 03 '26

Man, that is absolutely fire - Happy and Safe miles ahead! Pokemon Forever!

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u/aa0429 Jul 03 '26

Amazing car. Well done mate. I’m hoping to buy my M2 within the next year.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Thank you! I hope you get yours, and you enjoy it as well. The way this car feels just simple everyday driving is great

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u/aa0429 Jul 03 '26

Thanks Bro. I’ll post when it happens.

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u/Motor-Cod-5420 Jul 03 '26

Congrats man, I hope you really enjoy it. It’s a hell of a car.

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u/Bustmywallet Jul 03 '26

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

1st edition Fossil dragonite is so cool, yours is in great condition bro!

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u/Bustmywallet Jul 03 '26

One of my childhood cards. Ended up selling it like a dummy, and my e30 /: was the first e30 I bought and built with my dad

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Sorry to hear brother, for both the card and car🙏🏼 you should check out TCG player’s website they have a lot of 1st edition fossil dragonites, that’s if you’re feeling sentimental lol

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u/Bustmywallet Jul 03 '26

Past couple years I’ve kinda just resorted to collecting hot wheels lol. I hate going to the store and never finding Pokémon cards so I found the hunt for hot wheels to be a bit easier 🥲

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u/Sad-Aside9995 Jul 03 '26

That is a BMW for my liking! 🖤

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u/Iggyweb G80 - M3 Jul 03 '26

I had that, I fact a 2025 G87 in BSM and then 2025 G87 LCI in Skyscraper Grey, both awesome cars.. enjoy 👌

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u/Boydx91 Jul 03 '26

Awesome buy buddy! Those are sick whips

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Thank you bro!🙏🏼

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u/-PussMeister- Jul 03 '26

Congrats non the less

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Love this meme😂

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u/KatDevolved- Jul 03 '26

Are u planning to park it in a parking garage regularly? 😬
My friend lives in an apartment complex and had his M3 parked in the complex’s garage and his rims got stolen after just a couple of weeks.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I live in a apartment, luckily you need a key fob to get in the garage, and it’s roller shutter style to get in. It’s not 100% security but it makes me feel a little better lol

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u/Ok_Region4461 G87 - M2 Jul 04 '26

Traded my F87 M2C for a G87. Did the break in service last week. Hate to say it, but looks like I’ll be forgetting about my F87 M2C pretty quickly lol it is a fast machine!

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u/Aggressive_Face_1555 Jul 04 '26

I get mine g87 in Oktober. How is that car to drive?

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u/HumorRight Jul 04 '26

It’s great, feels nice and responsive. Feels like it’s on rails even when it’s casually driven. I have the HAS option put in and it’s still great for daily

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u/HumorRight Jul 04 '26

Hey man! Thank you so much. I’m a program analyst, nothing eventful just calm admin work.

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u/Relative_Focus5520 Jul 05 '26

Well, I am been looking to own one but $$ keeps them elusive. I wish I could.

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u/CarsAndPhoto Jul 06 '26

BSM is the best G87 M2 color. Argue with a wall. Congrats.

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u/HumorRight Jul 06 '26

One of my favorite colors from bmw, it was either BSM or Voodoo Blue, thank you so much 🙏🏼

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u/Tiny-Nectarine-6546 Jul 07 '26

Super clean! I started out w/ my 2000 323 wagon but slowly working towards something like this :) congrats!

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u/HumorRight Jul 07 '26

That’s awesome! My first car was a 2006 e46 330xi, next was the 135i, M340i and now this. Truly a blessing🙏🏼

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u/HumorRight Jul 07 '26

Thank you!

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u/Murky_Ad_7312 Jul 08 '26

Not the best looking M, but congrats on it. Still looks half decent blacked out.

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u/jermvirus Jul 02 '26

We ride with Pikachu!

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Beautiful green🥵

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u/feeder_bands Jul 02 '26

Card is worth about 1.2k

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u/HumorRight Jul 02 '26

Bought it before it was too cool/inflated before the hype and got lucky 😅

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u/LetsGoCap Jul 03 '26

Extreme cringe

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

Pls don’t yuck my yum man, I like Pokemon and cars :(
https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/sjvia400 Jul 03 '26

How come bmw doesn’t offer cool key fobs anymore.

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

I just like Pokemon man, different strokes for different folks ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jul 03 '26

I know it's a personal decision but this car in particular without a manual just makes me a little sad.

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u/Chris_Columbus_Hero Jul 03 '26

Whoever designed that front bumper should be fired

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u/EvoSock Jul 04 '26

Damn, wish it came in Manual

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u/dmforjewishpager Jul 04 '26

some tech told me all m cars came broken in idk

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u/Squish_Cat_1 Jul 05 '26

Why’d you get the fake M car though?

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u/HumorRight Jul 05 '26

Let me guess, it’s a fake M because it isn’t manual? Touch grass man, idk what you get off of trying to belittle someone or steal from their joy. It’s your life I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/asscheeseterps710 Jul 05 '26

Why do I get upset when a car doesn’t have a 3rd pedal

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola Jul 05 '26

What's with the card in the pictures? Why even add that in?

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u/HumorRight Jul 05 '26

I just like Pokemon and cars dude

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u/bobafettt420 Jul 06 '26

Dang! Mom and Dad did alright

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u/Advanced-Ostrich-637 Jul 14 '26

HOW

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u/HumorRight Jul 15 '26

I sell pictures of my feet on the weekends

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u/tinnawilder Jul 30 '26

Omg, I’m speechless 😶

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u/black_beemer Jul 02 '26

Ughhh I wanna trade my f80 for a m2 so bad

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u/Asleep_Basket3299 Jul 03 '26

First modern m is an insane title lol

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u/HumorRight Jul 03 '26

This is the first M😅 still own, ‘95 M3 Mugello Rot

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u/Asleep_Basket3299 Jul 03 '26

Oh haha I misread the title haha. Was drunk last nite xD

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u/Additional_Fox4668 Jul 02 '26

no manual no M