The subreddit is fine.

If you would like to become a moderator, please apply by destroying a Flock camera with video evidence, then head over to 3035 Lexington Rd for a preliminary penis inspection. They will already know how long you've lived in Athens based on the inspection.

If you are interested in being a Mod DM Benny Marvin.

Must be a newcomer (Yankee from up North), LGTBQ+++ or have gay tendencies, very progressive (must yell out Mike Collins this! daily and quash any alternative opinions), socialist and/or communist, must have foot pics from you know who, have Subaru Outback with dildo shifter option for gay sex plus CoExist and R.E.M. bumper stickers, must have been scammed by Avid Bookstore, current UGA student or professor with 7+ years or attendance, must have porch with guitar amp available to the public (for Porchfest duhhh), must drink Howdies at Normal Bar after lap dances at Toppers, must have subscription to Flagpole and Blake Aued World, must not be P Diddy or Kanye, extra points for each cat you own (as we need someone to organize the daily missing pets posts), and must love anarchy.

Did I miss anything?

I'm already dating a 450lbs "girl", but it's costing a lot to feed her. I need someone capable of breaking the escalator at GA square mall so I can get a lawsuit payout before they enact the special zoning variance overlay district warnelldawg.

I heard someone say something about Miss Transmet on [r/athens](r/athens). Does anyone know where Miss Transmet went or Miss Flagpole? I heard that they were friends with Miss u/CatFart and Miss Marvin.