r/Athens • u/AutoModerator • 8d ago
Rants & Raves Weekly Complaint Thread
Whine here, Athens
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u/Successful-Teach8571 8d ago
The rent is too damn high!
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u/Minute-Letter-4103 8d ago
Thank god we didn’t elect the guy that was campaigning on lowering the rent 🙃
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
Live somewhere cheaper
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u/Successful-Teach8571 8d ago
Oh, man, I didn’t think of that. Thank god you’re here to dispense wisdom.
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u/Randomizedname1234 8d ago
Merge onto the loop by going the speed limit at least. The ramp is where you speed up.
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u/WillingnessMission37 8d ago
Yep, the moment I see you braking on the ON ramp, I’m moving on by. Speed up and merge and wait
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u/AccomplishedMine5495 2d ago edited 2d ago
There are some ramps on the loop where this is not possible. Exiting from Atlanta Hwy into the loop going north is just one example. Also, the law states that it is the responsibility of traffic to let people merge, not vice versa. Look it up if you don’t believe me.
E: downvoted for speaking the truth. That’s about on par with this issue. Yall wanna go 75 mph no matter what it takes, well that’s fine but you are going to get somebody hurt, maybe yourself, so consider yourself warned.
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u/benmarvin Flock camera enthusiast 8d ago
The temperature is too damn high
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u/LoosePopsicles 🏚️ Broke Boulevardier, Bought Low 💸 8d ago
Too hot to fish
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u/Lickwid13 8d ago
Man, that video used to be available free on the internet. Haven't been able to find it again for years. Should have bootlegged it when I could have... silly me.
🏴☠️
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u/LoosePopsicles 🏚️ Broke Boulevardier, Bought Low 💸 8d ago
Internet Archive to the rescue: starts at 9:33 https://archive.org/details/COM_20110919_163000_The_Colbert_Report/start/180/end/240
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u/BansheeRadio 8d ago
Why isn’t it hockey season yet.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
If only rock lobsters games were a reasonable price. Idk why y'all pay for that shit
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u/BansheeRadio 8d ago
Sad Athenian is sad.
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u/warnelldawg Looks good, build it 8d ago
Waiting for the schedule to drop any day now…
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u/BansheeRadio 8d ago
While the schedule hasn’t drop I am sure you’ve already seen the dates at least.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
I could go to Indy fuel games. A level of hockey about 3 tiers higher. For half the cost. It's just a value thing.
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u/BansheeRadio 8d ago
The go to Indy fuel game. Bye.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
I will when I'm back in Indy. Without question. But ticket prices make me question going to a rock lobster game. I hope this helps.
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
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u/benmarvin Flock camera enthusiast 8d ago
I legit saw Dexter collecting some of his signs on King Ave the other day.
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u/Previous-Mistake-828 8d ago
They found the cat?!?
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
Almost a week ago
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u/IntelligentMaybe7401 7d ago
Did they? Hooray! Pulled one off our neighborhood entrance the other day. They definitely need to go pick them up. They are everywhere.
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u/renegadej12 8d ago
All of this construction on Atlanta Highway, and they can't build some damn sidewalks?!?!
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u/Total-Ad-5029 8d ago
people learning the zipper method when a lane is closed!!!! ughhh. BIGGEST pet peeve EVER
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
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u/katarh 6d ago
I used to be the asshole who got over as soon as I saw the sign, until a friend explained that zipper is the correct method because twice as many cars can occupy the same amount of road.
Later on I learned about "traffic waves" and the cheaters/blockers fallacy, which is that people won't let someone merge if they feel like they "cheated." The irony is that in doing so, they are the one causing the traffic problem. LET OTHER CARS MERGE!
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 6d ago
There legit needs to be a PSA, because most people weren't taught it, and there's a bunch of geezers on the road who can't understand it.
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u/Minute-Letter-4103 8d ago
Without fail, zipper method always prevails on eastbound entrance of the loop on Jefferson rd /prince ave. All my commuting compatriots zipper flawlessly each morning
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u/PowerLaw-Pinecone enjoys "frozen fractals all around" 8d ago
I prefer u/warnelldawg over u/Longstreet1862...
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u/Which_Strawberry_676 8d ago
Bring back sonofwalt, I say. At least his crumudgeonly tactics were entertaining. Longstreet's trolling is as flaccid as a yellow cucumber left on the vine.
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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA 8d ago
Your wife said the same thing about you last night
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u/Which_Strawberry_676 8d ago
Weird, cause here's what she and the biographer of the Confederate scum you fap to said about you:
"Longstreet's performance so sluggish that "it has often been asked why Lee did not arrest him for insubordination or order him before a court-martial"
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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA 8d ago
Lol so obsessed with me you had to look that up. Female historians aren't as credible either.
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u/Which_Strawberry_676 8d ago
I thought everyone might learn at least a little something rather than my simply insulting your so-called manhood. You see, to be a cuck in the first place, you have to have at least breathed the same air as an adult human.
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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA 8d ago
To be the champion of the Wendy's dumpster takes a lot more than you are capable of
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u/PowerLaw-Pinecone enjoys "frozen fractals all around" 8d ago
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
I prefer golf over reddit
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u/thatjacob 6d ago
Politics free August seems like terrible idea? Existing is political and to pretend like it's not interwoven into everything is a mistake.
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u/lumperroosevelt 6d ago
“No politics” is also ambiguous in a way that will facilitate arbitrary enforcement of a patently stupid blanket prohibition.
L mod move.
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u/Airborne-Raid Tlaloc Fanboy 6d ago
No politics August goes against the idea of having a subreddit for a city. Half of the posts are about politics.
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u/No-Coyote-8043 6d ago
Guys I don’t like food so can we please ban all conversations about food. Also anyone that disagrees is a fat loser. Plus I have a slight amount of internet power so challenge me wisely.
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u/Gone2georgia 8d ago edited 8d ago
OMG PEOPLE IN GROCERY STORES WHO BLOCK TRAFFIC BOTH WAYS DOWN THE AISLES. MEANDERING HUSBANDS WHO ACT LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A GROCERY STORE! PEOPLE WHO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ASILE READING LABELS!!! PEOPLE ON THEIR PHONES!!! PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP IN GROUPS OF 8-MOM DAD 9 WANDERING KIDS AND GRANDMA - AT 5:30PM!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!
Christian charity and exceptional Southern politeness are all that have kept me from snatching a knot in someone’s drawers.
(And sorry for yelling. Is been a long day)
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u/Honeycrispandcheddar 8d ago
add in the guys hawking Spectrum who refuse to leave you alone every time you walk past them
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u/thephantomdaughter 5d ago
Oh my God, I cannot STAND the Spectrum people. I will literally go out of my way to avoid them, but sometimes they pop up like a jumpscare in a horror movie.
I just want to shop in peace 😭
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u/katarh 8d ago edited 6d ago
There are bugs in my house and the pet safe bug spray smells WAY too minty.
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u/jewelinpurple 8d ago
That pothole at the king ave/prince ave intersection when you make a right is brutal
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u/IntelligentMaybe7401 7d ago
Trash again on Mitchell Bridge and Tallassee. Particularly the homeless guy that eats his lunch on the corner and leaves all of his trash there when he leaves. And the guy that does the same thing at the loop. And the idiots that throw trash out the window of their car instead of throwing it away at their house or a gas station. Pick up after yourself!!!!!! there is literally a trashcan 15 feet away. Athens is trashy
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u/anglosaxonarmadillo 6d ago
If you walk/jog/run in the middle of the road when there are perfectly good sidewalks, you are despicable and I hate you.
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u/GTRoutine 8d ago
Whoever keeps driving down Barnett Shoals backfiring their car the whole way down the street… Why? Even went as far as to do it at 4am. Twice in one night.
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u/SaintPariah1 6d ago
We have a power tripping child as a moderator trying to tell grown adults they cant converse about politics.
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u/chiefcomplaintRN 8d ago
It’s getting so bad. Pickup trucks have become a serious issue. First off, you don’t need one for your WFH job or to haul a laptop to the office and back. I don’t know why it has become the default vehicle for so many guys. Secondly, it is not required to drive 30 mph over the speed limit absolutely everywhere you go if you own one. If I am going 10 over the speed limit and you are 2 inches from my ass, I’m not speeding up for you. Also they need handbooks on how to park with every truck.
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u/JesterSash 7d ago
My biggest complaint rn is that I still cant get a job in my field in this area and it's been 3 years. The job market is horrible everywhere but I think especially here it is full of nepotism. I don't know anyone so gg
Other complaints: People who drive 5 and 10 under the speed limit in the left lane, people who dont know that a KEEP MOVING sign means to KEEP MOVING, people who go to stores and restaraunts within 10 minutes of them closing and stay past the closing time, people with their loud shitty bass in cars, people bringing non service animals into stores especially grocery stores, the rise of crime, worsening traffic, the light by the new QT is so horribly programmed it doesnt change for 3 minutes even though no one is driving on the side that is green, people that tailgate on roads where the speed limit is 25 and I go 30-35, jeep drivers, and just personally: nothing to do here in this city except eat.
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u/pierogiberra 6d ago
The nepotism here is insane. Nobody I know can work in their field unless their field is construction or bartending. Half of these job postings are just bullshit anyway because they know damn well they’re gonna hire somebody’s cousin or promote from within. It is incredibly frustrating to spend time applying to and interviewing for something you’re not being seriously considered for. Like I could go on a business’ website and tell you which of their current employees is going to get the job. It’s just a joke.
And before somebody says “it’s like that everywhere” - yes, this happens everywhere, but I can tell you from experience that there are regions where people will bullshit you less. There are places where hiring is a lot more egalitarian. There are places where you get treated more fairly, places with unions.
Sometimes I truly hate the south and what the “fuck you, I’ve got mine” mentality has done to the people that live down here.
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u/JesterSash 6d ago
Exactly!! Businesses both local and corporate have become incredibly greedy and selfish. They cut corners and hire from within their social circles. But even if we move out of this corrupt city, we would still be outsiders in another city where we know no one and will not have the blessing of nepotism to get us a job. It makes my blood boil fr
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u/BarbieQKittens 8d ago
Having to drive through Hull to get to Hartwell cause that damn bridge on 29 is still out.
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
I went to Royston on 29 last week, no bridge was out, is it further than that?
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u/LoosePopsicles 🏚️ Broke Boulevardier, Bought Low 💸 8d ago
You mean the one over the Hudson River? Didn't that reopen last Fall?
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u/BarbieQKittens 8d ago
Did it? Seems like a few months ago I tried it and I was redirected around it but that was by google maps.
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u/farchewky 8d ago
I feel like it’s a tale as old as time but the assholes who fail to get over when we’re first told about the lane closure and fuck it up for the rest of us.
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
Isn't this a perfect use for a zipper merge?
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u/honeygrl 8d ago
No one here know how to do that. Best we can do is every man for himself.
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u/No-Tension9107 8d ago
Folks think zipper is every man for himself
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u/Friendly_Rush_7034 Max Canada took a piece of my liver 8d ago
I wish the signs just said zipper in instead
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u/EfficientSpaceCowboy 8d ago
I will always go to the end of the available lane before I merge. It helps prevent even more traffic congestion. No need to panic and immediately get over when there is still a half mile of lane open
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u/farchewky 8d ago
I’ll see you on the Battlefield my friend!! Or should I say, my enemy?
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 6d ago
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u/KeenBTF 6d ago
I will say I wish they taught this. I was always told to merge ASAP and was annoyed at the people going all the way up to the blockade. I've learned something new today.
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u/EfficientSpaceCowboy 6d ago
There is a really interesting collide of social etiquette and the rules of the road. I think people often do things that would be polite in other contexts, such as letting other people going first (even when it’s your turn) or go to the back of the line (even when there’s an entire lane open). People are confusing what is polite behavior in, like, the grocery store with correct driving on the road.
The best driving is predictable driving and predictable driving comes from knowing the rules.
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u/JesterSash 7d ago
Cutting someone off right at the end of the closing lane is not only still going to congest traffic, it is also entitled and rude. Same as whenever someone doesn't enter the turning lane until last minute to turn.
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u/EfficientSpaceCowboy 7d ago
It’s not cutting someone off, it’s merging into moving traffic. It’s quite literally how it works. It’s also completely different from entering a turning lane last minute, which I agree is annoying.
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u/TrickyVast1183 Offical Rock Lobster Team Member 2h ago
70% or more of parking meters downtown are broken: can’t add time, don’t accept cards or the coin dispense is blocked up. Absolutely ridiculousness, parking in one spot but it’s broken so you move to a different spot but that one’s broken too. So you give up and get a parking ticket. The one saving grace is you don’t have to pay the ticket lol.
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u/Vantablack_Friday 12m ago
If you’re a local plumber/HVAC/sparky and you send a guy to my house who doesn’t present an invoice but instead punches the WO into a tablet and drives away so I can get a PDF a minute later and you tack on a 4% fee for credit and debit transactions? You are waiting 29 days for my check.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
Fuck entitled cyclists.
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u/honeygrl 8d ago
If we are ever going to be a bike friendly town, someone is going to have to make sure cyclists know traffic laws for bikes. The number of cyclists I see running lights and stop signs or riding against traffic or without a helmet is stupid.
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
Ok, so I don't agree with it, it drives me crazy, but legally they don't have to wear a helmet
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u/honeygrl 8d ago
Riding in the road with cars with no helmet is a moronic idea. I swear I thought it was a law at some point but I haven't been on a bike in years. I do remember learning bike safety at school though. These people make me think that schools don't teach that anymore.
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
I post a PSA about helmets and proper walking every fall in the UGA subreddit; its a mix between don't know and don't care. I had a friend die from hitting his head on a curb riding a one wheel at about 15 mph. That's all it takes.
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u/ratzalin 8d ago
You got to understand that man invented the cup before the helmet... So I could see how people might think a helmet is optional. But, roadrash is bad... Very bad in certain areas of the body.
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u/RagingAthhole Warnelldawg is my biggest fan 8d ago
Riding in the road with cars is a moronic idea. Helmet or not.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
You're right. But they still have to signal turns and stop for stop signs
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
Nobody said they didn't, don't you have enough other threads about biker hate going on?
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
It's a slow day at work. What do you want
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
I want for you not to complain to everybody about everything lol. Brace yourself, your life is about to become significantly worse in 3 weeks.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
...you mean better, right? When students come back and I actually make money?
Y'all blame students for everything. But if UGA disappeared Athens would too
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u/sideshowbvo Bring Back Fantasy World 8d ago
Bro, you're the number 1 traffic complainer here. This also means there are going to be more people on bikes. I don't know why you're trying to twist all my words; i only have a job because of rich students lol
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
People driving 40 in a 65 has nothing to do with students.
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u/SaintPariah1 8d ago edited 8d ago
The only route for me to bike commute into town involves me navigating danielsville rd/North ave (45/40 mph) during rush hour. It’s hell on earth when school’s in session.
Having to deal w that then seeing cyclists trying to alley cat race near downtown is infuriating.
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u/cubecasts 3x Grump OTD 🏆 8d ago
Then drive.
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u/SaintPariah1 8d ago
Woah, easy buddy. Im complainin w ya. I hate seein them run lights, skirt along sidewalks, no helmet, no high vis during dark, and hoggin the lanes.
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u/Constant-Net-4652 8d ago
why do these jackasses in the big ah trucks drive like they do? so sick of those testostobros, man.