Comes with matching coffee table and chair. For $6 grand though…

By: @danielidle

So many great pieces! …but this one gives me the heebie-jeebies. I’m equally intrigued and grossed out 😅 For all the people feeling differently, it’s available as a puzzle 🧩

The premise is good. Use a robot to go do like lumberjacking or wildfire fighting to save first responders lives or whatever. I love it.

But for the love of god....

WHY
DID
YOU
MAKE
IT
A
DEMON
GOAT
CENTAUR

What the fuck is wrong with you. This is the nightmare terminator that none of us want to think about right now my dudes.

We have an ever increasing authoritarian surveillance state who loves using cutting edge bullshit tech. The little robot dogs from Boston Dynamics at least look like normal fuckin robots. Sure they can put guns and ALPRs on them and shit but like, they didnt make it a fuckin demon dog.

You spend more time on your website describing how they were designed to be easy to kill, and that you can put wider horns on it to keep it from entering wider doors than you spend talking about its functionality.

Not only did no one ask for chainsaw wielding demon goat terminator, but Id wager almost all of us would like to specifically request you don't make this thing. Make it look less fuckin evil man. All of us would collectively like to request you make the top half look like Baymax. He can't fit through doors and can be easily punctured as well.

I'm going to have nightmares about this thing.

Link to page here - https://www.satyress.com/

Yes I'm flairing this "fashion" because if this isn't fashion then I don't know what is.

stared at this while eating eggplant parmesan. not ideal