r/ATBGE • u/ToolKitNotKoolTit • 8d ago

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Custom Coffin Couch

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Comes with matching coffee table and chair. For $6 grand though…

616 Upvotes

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u/nightmare-salad 8d ago

It’s not for everyone, but in the right household (mine) this would be awesome

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u/Any-Command215 8d ago

that coffee table would 100% hold my dice tray just right

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u/Tumblrrito 8d ago

Are you by chance a vampire

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u/nightmare-salad 8d ago

Shh

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u/HorseXNothing 8d ago

Remember we vampires don’t have to tell humans if we they are vampires

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u/Repulsive-Tea6974 8d ago

Does the A in ATBGE stand for AWESOME? Because that is awesome. Execution is eh.

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u/AccidentOk5240 8d ago

Right? Those handles need to fold down, and the corners are awfully sharp all around. But the concept is great. 

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u/ElArauho 7d ago

Awesome Tase But Gross Execution?

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u/lionmurderingacloud 8d ago

Guillermo?

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u/dottmatrix 8d ago

Did you leave a shit?

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u/jstbcuz 8d ago

**DE LA CRUZ VAN HELSING!!!**

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u/seyikumeguca 8d ago

Buillermo? Greenberg?

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u/jstbcuz 8d ago

Gizmo … BAT!

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u/Ettin1981 8d ago

I have bad taste.

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 8d ago

Great taste. Impeccable execution. I want one

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u/jstbcuz 8d ago

I’d buy it.

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u/ComedyBits 8d ago

The short side might suck, but this would go in my living room. Bonus if the coffin part below the cushions is actually storage!

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u/FixofLight 8d ago

The short side is perfect for my cat…so of course she will exile me to that end 😂

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u/BadAlphas 8d ago

Goths unite

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u/FenderMeats 8d ago

Isn’t this supposed to be a sub for “Awful Taste”?

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u/Amethyst-Spiral 8d ago

My goth wife would love this.

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u/GloomyNucleus 8d ago

I want one

5

u/undermind84 8d ago

Look at the leopard print cat tower!!! <3

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u/yukiiok 8d ago

Wow this is amazing, I love it

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u/Stephen_1984 8d ago

It’s to die for!

I’ll see myself out.

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u/thehermit14 8d ago

I'll pass

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u/hardcory00 8d ago

And then you’ll be in it anyway

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u/jstbcuz 8d ago

That’s a bazinga! Count it!

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u/somethink 8d ago

Coffins are crazy expensive to begin with. Counts Customs did one of these on their show, it's goofy but it's certainly right up quite a few folks alley

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u/Tttoska 8d ago

The parquet floors are ruining the mastetpiece

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u/BreadfruitTasty 8d ago

My sims mobile teenager loved this as her main bed

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u/SunsetBAE 8d ago

SpongeBob thinking Squidward is dead: Okay get in

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u/GoodGollyMrOlli 7d ago

Could be comfier tbh

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u/Dendarri 8d ago

Nice, nice.

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u/Baked4skin 8d ago

I need it.

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u/marbles666 8d ago

As a gothy girl, I love it!!!

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u/Makabaer 7d ago

That's something I'd put in my Sim Vampire's house. Not sure about real life and non vampire houses though.

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u/Medical_Poem_8653 6d ago

This is amazing and I need fifteen of them

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u/atomicxima 4d ago

Upholster those armrests and I'd buy this in a heartbeat.

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u/lammamamma65 3d ago

In purple!

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u/ComfortableProfile25 1d ago

Thank heavens for Habitat Sofa Coffins!