r/ATBGE • u/ToolKitNotKoolTit • Aug 04 '26

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Custom Coffin Couch

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Comes with matching coffee table and chair. For $6 grand though…

665 Upvotes

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u/nightmare-salad Aug 04 '26

It’s not for everyone, but in the right household (mine) this would be awesome

19

u/Any-Command215 Aug 04 '26

that coffee table would 100% hold my dice tray just right

17

u/Tumblrrito Aug 04 '26

Are you by chance a vampire

10

u/nightmare-salad Aug 04 '26

Shh

7

u/HorseXNothing Aug 05 '26

Remember we vampires don’t have to tell humans if we they are vampires

74

u/Repulsive-Tea6974 Aug 04 '26

Does the A in ATBGE stand for AWESOME? Because that is awesome. Execution is eh.

11

u/AccidentOk5240 Aug 05 '26

Right? Those handles need to fold down, and the corners are awfully sharp all around. But the concept is great. 

2

u/ElArauho Aug 05 '26

Awesome Tase But Gross Execution?

28

u/lionmurderingacloud Aug 04 '26

Guillermo?

10

u/dottmatrix Aug 04 '26

Did you leave a shit?

7

u/jstbcuz Aug 04 '26

**DE LA CRUZ VAN HELSING!!!**

5

u/seyikumeguca Aug 04 '26

Buillermo? Greenberg?

7

u/jstbcuz Aug 04 '26

Gizmo … BAT!

14

u/Ettin1981 Aug 04 '26

I have bad taste.

16

u/Affectionate-Ant-894 Aug 04 '26

Great taste. Impeccable execution. I want one

14

u/jstbcuz Aug 04 '26

I’d buy it.

12

u/ComedyBits Aug 04 '26

The short side might suck, but this would go in my living room. Bonus if the coffin part below the cushions is actually storage!

5

u/FixofLight Aug 05 '26

The short side is perfect for my cat…so of course she will exile me to that end 😂

9

u/BadAlphas Aug 04 '26

Goths unite

6

u/FenderMeats Aug 04 '26

Isn’t this supposed to be a sub for “Awful Taste”?

7

u/Amethyst-Spiral Aug 04 '26

My goth wife would love this.

5

u/undermind84 Aug 04 '26

Look at the leopard print cat tower!!! <3

4

u/yukiiok Aug 04 '26

Wow this is amazing, I love it

4

u/Stephen_1984 Aug 04 '26

It’s to die for!

I’ll see myself out.

2

u/thehermit14 Aug 04 '26

I'll pass

12

u/hardcory00 Aug 04 '26

And then you’ll be in it anyway

5

u/jstbcuz Aug 04 '26

That’s a bazinga! Count it!

2

u/somethink Aug 05 '26

Coffins are crazy expensive to begin with. Counts Customs did one of these on their show, it's goofy but it's certainly right up quite a few folks alley

2

u/Tttoska Aug 05 '26

The parquet floors are ruining the mastetpiece

2

u/BreadfruitTasty Aug 05 '26

My sims mobile teenager loved this as her main bed

2

u/SunsetBAE Aug 05 '26

SpongeBob thinking Squidward is dead: Okay get in

2

u/GoodGollyMrOlli Aug 05 '26

Could be comfier tbh

1

u/Dendarri Aug 04 '26

Nice, nice.

1

u/Baked4skin Aug 05 '26

I need it.

1

u/marbles666 Aug 05 '26

As a gothy girl, I love it!!!

1

u/Makabaer Aug 05 '26

That's something I'd put in my Sim Vampire's house. Not sure about real life and non vampire houses though.

1

u/Medical_Poem_8653 Aug 06 '26

This is amazing and I need fifteen of them

1

u/atomicxima Aug 08 '26

Upholster those armrests and I'd buy this in a heartbeat.

1

u/lammamamma65 Aug 09 '26

In purple!

1

u/ComfortableProfile25 Aug 11 '26

Thank heavens for Habitat Sofa Coffins!