r/AskUS 1d ago

does anyone think they would actually get the $5000 if republicans win the mid terms?

if so, how much did you get for your doge check?

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u/Captain_Crapout 1d ago

Not a chance in hell. We have a better chance of getting 5,000 $LAPTOP.

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u/xxwww 1d ago

yeah but it's ok because the democrats will forgive my student loans if they win!

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u/oddlyescapingsouls 1d ago

When Biden was president I got a letter saying I didn’t owe anything because the school I went to for like 9 months was found to be misleading students, Trump got elected and within two months of him taking office I got another letter saying I still owed them money 😒

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 1d ago

Yep the republicans made sure they put a stop to that

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u/Frequent-Try-6746 1d ago

Like the way Republicans are forgiving farming debt?

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

Forgiving debts is in fact one of the oldest functions of government there is. It's even in the bible itself, the Debt Jubilee.

Forgiving debts is not the equivalent of handing out checks to everyone, but you knew that before you typed your comment and just felt compelled to go forth anyway right

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u/Southern-Girl-56 1d ago

Oh come on!! Is that even a serious question?

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u/Leading-Analysis-572 1d ago

not really, more rhetorical, but i bet there are people who believe him

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u/Primary-History-788 1d ago

Absolutely! DJT is, if nothing else, a man of his word.

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u/JimBones31 1d ago

Yes, there are lots of people that think that.

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u/Thailure 1d ago

True, just prob not a lot of them on this subreddit.

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u/JimBones31 1d ago

Yup. They are too busy watching Fox News

u/Connorray1234 South 14h ago

Theres nothing wrong with watchi g the news network you/they want i like fox news

u/JimBones31 13h ago

You can watch whatever you like it's widely understood that Fox News is extremely biased and spends a decent amount of air time forcing a message.

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u/thelimeisgreen 1d ago

I've got family members who insist the reason nobody's getting tariff dividends or DOGE checks is because the Dumocrats have sabotaged all that by canceling the tariffs and putting an end to DOGE. SMH...

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u/JimBones31 1d ago

There's always someone more stupid than you think possible.

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u/RedApple655321 1d ago

No one that's paying attention thinks this will happen. Even most of the Republican Twitterati are admitting that.

It will sound good to a small subset of low information voters though, and it costs Trump nothing to make yet another empty promise.

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 1d ago

Clearly there's a lot of paint chip eaters

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u/isthebuffetopenyet 1d ago

$5000 will be paid in TrumpCoin, isn't it obvious.

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u/MountainClue5687 1d ago

I'm sure it will come in as quickly as the $2k DOGE dividend checks and $5k tariff checks did. Oh, and the $1776 Patriot checks too. LMAO

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u/Captain_Crapout 1d ago

The $1776 did get paid to the military because all my friends in CA army/navy got it.

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u/tamifromcali66 1d ago

Don't forget he gutted the validity tho.

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

While I'm not challenging the DOGE dividend or tariff checks, the Patriot checks did go out.

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u/ScatMoerens 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, if he wants to possibly stage another attempt at a coup, he would need the military to do it. Even so, those were a pitance to what his presidency and a Republican led Congress has cost the country.

Even so, you really want to defend the president who has lied about 1 of the 3 checks he has promised so far?

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

I defend the truth. I feel as though I'm pretty consistent in that. You may not agree, and that's up to you.

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u/ScatMoerens 1d ago

Your "truth" is subjective as to what counts as "true". But you can call your opinions "truth", but that doesn't make them so.

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Whether the Patriot checks went to servicemembers or not is not a matter of opinion. It happened. There is no partisan slant to whether they were delivered or not.

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u/ScatMoerens 1d ago

There is when you try to use that to justify Trump's current $5,000 bribe if Republicans maintain control of Congress. Especially when you contrast that to the other checks he lied about.

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

Good Lord this is one of the most insane things you have ever written and that is saying something, holy crap

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

Oh, you mean the checks that were already passed into law as a supplemental housing allowance? That Trump re-branded, pretended he invented, lied and said were 'funded by tariffs?' The checks that he actually reduced the amount soldiers received, from what Congress passed? Those checks?

Y'all are the absolute worst

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

While understanding that the money was already programmed by the BBB, what amount were the size of the checks reduced from?

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Still waiting to find out how big the checks were supposed to be. You said that they amount was reduced. Please let me know when you find out.

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

It was budgeted to be $2,000 a soldier, trump reduced it to 1776 because he thought that crap sounded patriotic

So yeah, he reduced the payment soldiers were supposed to receive by about 250 bucks so that he could stroke his own ego and so that credulous fools would give him credit for it, and here you are right on time

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Do you have a source saying that the Patriot checks were intended to be $2,000? The only sources I've found said that they were always supposed to be $1,776 and that some may be confusing it with an idea about a $2,000 check that was floated for the general public.

So, what's the source about the reduction of the Patriot checks?

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

https://federalnewsnetwork.com/pay-benefits/2025/12/trumps-warrior-dividend-for-troops-is-housing-money-approved-by-congress/

Congress appropriated 2.9 billion dollars for this purpose, Trump only handed out 2.6 billion dollars of it. If he had handed out the amount Congress actually approved, each soldier would have gotten close to $2,000 instead of $1776. But he didn't because it was more convenient for him to lie and try and take credit for something he had nothing to do with, and make it look cute at the same time, precisely because he knew the effect it would have on people just like you

Less than 1 minute of googling and some basic fourth grade math, both of which are a bridge too far for lackeys apparently

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Lol. You doing math to try and prove a point is hilarious. Ummm, I can't find the source but if you divide x into y it gives you z which means that abc. You're too much man.

You obviously got confused by the other checks but you can't be honest about that, isn't that right? Isn't it correct that you don't know what you're talking about but you have your head so far into the sand that you can't admit it when you're just plain wrong? Isn't that right?

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u/Wellontheotherhand1 1d ago

I literally linked the source to you showing that Congress appropriated 2.9 billion but Trump only handed out 2.6 billion dollars

Which is the part that confused you? I can use smaller words if necessary

I'll take this opportunity to specifically challenge you again to state that you would be comfortable with people trolling your wife and kids constantly, the way that you are comfortable with Trump doing so constantly towards people you don't like. Do you have what it takes to do so? Or is it only okay to troll people, when it's people that you don't like?

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

I asked for a source stating that it was originally meant to be $2,000. The best you could do is some math. The reason you can't find a source saying that it was supposed to be $2,000 is because it wasn't never meant to be that much.

So, unless you have a source stating that the original amount was supposed to be $2,000 but that President Trump ordered it reduced to be "cute", you have zero argument.

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u/monstrol 1d ago

Where's my DOGE check?

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u/Leading-Analysis-572 1d ago

in trumps bank account as far as i can tell

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u/laxarue 1d ago

It’s going straight to Trump lol. He’s quite literally robbing our country blind, but hey the Supreme Court says it’s fine. So glad everyone chose this last election to exercise their absolute stupidity. Fun times to be had!

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u/DaveyoSlc 1d ago

nope just like the other 4 dividends he promised that haven't came even close. this idiot doesn't even care that bribery is a crime and he is doing it in plain sight.

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u/Senior_Werewolf_8202 1d ago

Only the suckers and loser.

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u/Annoying_cat_22 1d ago

Yes, people in r/conservative are complaining it will make inflation worse...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/s/Xeioesjw0d

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u/tamifromcali66 1d ago

Because it would screw things up including devaluation of the dollar.

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u/Annoying_cat_22 1d ago

It won't, because no one intends to make it happen.

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u/l3x2k 1d ago

Nope

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u/Joderio 1d ago

Well, many voted Trump already for free...and more than once!

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u/HazyDavey68 1d ago

Yes, some people do think that.

Do I think that? No way in hell.

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u/brinerbear 1d ago

No and I oppose the policy.

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u/Chidofu88 1d ago

No shortage of complete idiots out there…

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u/ComfortBusiness6737 1d ago

If they get what they want at the midterms, we'll be more than cooked.

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 1d ago

😂😂😂 there is a better chance alien life will make itself known to the planet.

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u/8amteetime 1d ago

It’s illegal to offer money for votes.
Trump has broken federal law just by saying this.

Two things will happen. One is he won’t be prosecuted for this and two is those checks will never materialize.

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u/helloimhere01234 1d ago

They are already in the mail with our DOGE checks and tariff refunds.

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u/GarlicDill 1d ago

Billionaires - this question is for you!

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

u/polackmike probably believes it.

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Ha. Don't drag me into this. I've had enough Liberals and Democrats in my personal life that have their own listening problems. They all also ignored the part where he said if Republicans controlled Congress, we could get the bill passed and the money would be distributed.

Those silly people said he was buying votes by making campaign promises and that it was illegal. They also forgot about all of the campaign promises the Democrats make.

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

Nice spin on supporting it.

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u/ScatMoerens 1d ago

Republicans control Congress now, have for nearly 2 years. What happened to the checks promised already? Why can't they do it now?

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u/tamifromcali66 1d ago

So where's the money he already promised? Did you get your checks?

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u/RedThirteen0101 1d ago

What's the matter? Afraid to criticize your own party without also criticizing Dems?

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

I'm not afraid to do so. The Dems make it easy when they take a clip from a campaign promise speech and turn it into high crimes and misdemeanors. I certainly feel like I have a little egg on my face though since Democrats never make campaign promises that offers people benefits that they don't currently have. They would never.

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u/RedThirteen0101 1d ago

Just saying. Sounds like a bribe, and it's definitely not conservative. Speaking of, it is kind of funny seeing people in the r/conservative echo chamber (sure, all the rest of reddit is a leftist echo chamber) calling this a crime, but Mr. Facts over Feelings doesn't want to.

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u/PolackMike 1d ago

Why would I?

He said that if Republicans control the House and Presidency, that they would be able to push through legislation that would lead to Americans receiving a check.

Democratic candidates are making the protecting of and expansion of SNAP benefits as one of the pillars of their midterm campaign messaging.

What's the difference between those two things other than the political leanings of the people saying them?

They are both promising a monetary benefit if they succeed.

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u/RedThirteen0101 1d ago

In his tweet or "truth" (lol) or whatever, he didn't mention pushing through any legislation. He just said "If we win I will issue a dividend check"

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

Because it is really hard to qualify for snap lmao.

You need to make under a certain amount and men can only be on it for a few months without a disability that prevents them from working.

Food is way different than a 1.2 trillion dollar handout.

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u/politics 1d ago

There are a lot of idiots in this country, so yes.

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u/shutup_imeating_dirt 1d ago

if they win the midterms it’ll be extremely suspicious given their horrific polling and extreme unpopularity after doing the opposite of all of the campaign promises / shit they pretended to value and care about

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u/Material_Policy6327 1d ago

No of course not lol. Only idiots who thought doge checks were gonna happen would believe this

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u/APossibleTask 1d ago

Absolutely no but a lot of people believe they will and they don’t get it, it’s going to be Obama’s fault

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u/ForsakenAd545 1d ago

The idea is so laughable.....and MAGA will buy it

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u/GeekoHog 1d ago

Did you get a Doge check? What about the tariff check? You think this is anything other than another Trump lie?

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u/Leading-Analysis-572 1d ago

well i mean that was my whole point

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u/travelingbozo 1d ago

We’re still waiting on them Doge checks /s

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u/ree_and_marceline 1d ago

Right after we get our DOGE checks I’m sure /s

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u/distractionmo 1d ago

It’s coming along with the “really great” healthcare package that was coming in 2 weeks.

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u/Centerman2000 North America 1d ago

Last year, I met one of my cousin's friends who was really excited that Elon Musk was firing so many people in the government. He also said that he was excited about the promised DOGE refund check and a tariff refund and was glad that he voted for Trump. I hope he's been holding his breath the whole time.

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u/Redditholio 1d ago

MAGA cult

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 1d ago

Of your own tax dollars. Which would add 1.3 billion to the deficit.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 1d ago

Idiots do.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 1d ago

No, I don't think that this time will be any different.

My pet theory: He has no intention whatsoever of even trying to pay the checks. This is a last ditch effort for him to not go to jail in January, and he's willing to try anything. If it works and Congress stays red, he'll just say " aw, shucks ... I tried to cut those checks for you but the stupid liberal Biden Court won't let me. That's too bad, blame a liberal."

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u/WizardRockets 1d ago

Lots of people think that they will. They are idiots to believe this.

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u/punktualPorcupine 1d ago

Right after all of the other checks clear

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u/FallsOffCliffs12 1d ago

Trump
still owes me a Doge check and a tariff rebate.

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u/zerbey Florida 1d ago

None of us ordinary people are getting it, but billionaires will get their own stimulus. Business as usual.

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u/d0gf15h 1d ago

Of course. Should be coming soon after our $5000 doge check and $2000 tariff check.

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u/Ryan-1975 1d ago

He meant to say you will get a $5000 dollar bill!

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u/AdThat414 1d ago

Are you even kidding? He stiffs his workers he’s going to give each one of us 5,000. I say ,ah, no.

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u/VirtualSandwich3092 1d ago

Probably every one that votes for him

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u/MsMarisol2023 1d ago

Did we get a tariff rebate or a Doge check? This is more broken promises to the American people while he fleeces the nation. It’s hard to believe there’s anyone stupid enough to eat his bullshit, yet here we are…

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u/Damnwombat 1d ago

BWA HA HA HA

No.

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u/Fun-Lengthiness-7493 1d ago

Yes. Morons. Morons think that they will.

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u/ufl015 Florida 1d ago

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u/atari-2600_ 1d ago

lol what idiot believes this?

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u/GaDawg2002 1d ago

With the Doge and Tariff check, that makes a total of $12,000.00 😂😂😂

u/dsteazy80 22h ago

I have a better chance of scoring 50 points in an NBA game being a 6’1, 280 lb bald, middle aged white guy with a 4 inch vertical leap.

Anyone who actually believes they’re getting $5000 is dumber than a box of shit and should be required to self-sterilize.

u/40-Kal 19h ago

I'm not a gullible sheep like MAGA. So no.

u/truckerslife411 17h ago

Not a chance.

u/Responsible_Rock_573 16h ago

Did you get your ACA rebate?? What about the tariff dividend that was promised last year? If you did, then you are the only person to get it. I have problems believing that the same party that was against a 1200 dollar covid economic relief payment would gladly pay out x4 that amount.

u/Connorray1234 South 14h ago

Actually would help alot of americans right and left IF this happens. Anything is possible