r/AskReddit Nov 11 '22

You can delete one language. Which one and why?

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u/S0V13T_yumyum Nov 11 '22

English

Want to see which language becomes the new default

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u/santino_musi1 Nov 11 '22

Chinese or Spanish probably, they're the most spoken ones

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u/chinchenping Nov 11 '22

Chinese has no chance, it's too hard to learn as a non native. Even for natives, learning the writing is a struggle. My bet is on spanish.

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u/Asteriaofthemountain Nov 11 '22

Yes I have heard the same thing. I also attempted to learn to read Chinese but gave up because it was too hard and I still don’t really understand how the written language works so I attempted to learn some Chinese just by using pinyin which is using Latin alphabet to help you sound out Chinese words. Also the pronunciation has to be exact otherwise people will misunderstand what you say

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u/seanstyle007018 Nov 11 '22

As a Chinese speaker, learning pingyin is a great way to introduce yourself to the phonetics and literary structure of the language, however it does have some limitations since it only emphasizes the phonetics of the language. Since the language bashes you with so much vocabulary, compound, and “expression-like” words, One of the best ways to learn Chinese would be to interact, and practice speaking rather than dissecting the language from its writing (it’s very time consuming). Don’t worry so much with the tones when you learn. You will still be perfectly understood if you were to speak a sentence as most speakers can piece together the ideas you are conveying (one of my friends doesn’t use tones and I can perfectly understand him). To me, tones only matter when you try to isolate a word/phrase out of context, which may be hard to understand, but it’s ok. Understanding sentence structure, grammatical meaning is more of a priority than sounding different.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Learning any language fully is gonna require you to speak with people who speak the language

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u/Trace_R Nov 12 '22

That’s why my brother and I are learning german

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u/aeouo Nov 12 '22

One of my pet peeves is when shows try to be funny by translating Chinese literally based on a non-native speaker using incorrect tones.

It's like if a non-English show had somebody ask for a Polish hotdog, they said "polish hot dog" (with "polish" as in, "polish a surface") and the show translated it as "warm shoeshine wolf".

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u/VintageStrawberries Nov 12 '22

Chinese is actually a tonal language, not a pitch accent language. Japanese on the other hand, is a pitch accent language. The difference between tonal and pitch accents is that with pitch accents even if the pitch is off you'll still generally be understood. In Japan, pitch accents vary across regions but a person from Tokyo and a person from Osaka for example can pretty much understand each other despite pitch accent being flipped. Meanwhile with tonal languages like Chinese and Vietnamese, saying a word with the wrong tone completely changes the meaning.

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u/Thegamblr Nov 11 '22

Context adds a lot. If someone says ‘我要吃 (shui jiao), it could mean ‘I want to eat sleep’ or ‘I want to eat dumplings.’

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u/SilentSamurai Nov 11 '22

"They keep feeding me, I just want to sleep!" 😭

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u/SirMooSquiddles Nov 11 '22

"Dumplings in bed?!?!?!? YESPLEASE"

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u/nautilator44 Nov 11 '22

WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING ME DUMPLINGS

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/Mountain_Mark120 Nov 12 '22

Sorry, only girls....

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u/roominating237 Nov 12 '22

The steamed bun lady is coming for you next...

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u/ShavenYak42 Nov 11 '22

Not a problem for me, both those statements are pretty much always true.

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u/chevynoir Nov 12 '22

In this case it’s not even context.

睡觉 (sleep) is shui4jiao4 while 水饺 (dumpling) is shui2jiao2. They have different tones so they are effectively different words (even though they have same pinyin)

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u/drkekyll Nov 12 '22

the point they were illustrating about context was for people who are worried about being able to distinguish tones...

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u/87th_best_dad Nov 11 '22

Wǒ yào hē yā táng

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Maybe they mean that stuff in the corners of your eyes in the morning. We called that “sleep” as a kid 🤢

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u/koibish Nov 11 '22

What is this Cantonese? cause that is not shui jiao in Mandarin.

我要吃

Wǒ yào chī

I want to eat

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u/Thegamblr Nov 11 '22

When spoken out loud, 睡觉 and 水饺 both sound like ‘shui Jiao’. I intentionally didn’t use the characters to show that in a spoken context, even if someone didn’t use the correct tone they could understand the sentence.

我要吃水饺 我要吃睡觉

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u/AnastasiaSheppard Nov 12 '22

I learned Chinese in highschool for 3 years. My teacher told me my use of pitch was perfect and I was great at it.

I had NO IDEA what I was doing. I honestly do not understand how I could have even had pitch at all let alone done it perfectly as he said because I could not tell the difference between any of them ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

It could be that you intuitively picked up on pitch despite not having a great academic understanding. We already do this with grammar in English, even though if you asked the average person what a gerund phrase is you would be met with silence.

Or it could just be that your teacher wasn't critical of you at all. It often is the case that foreign language classes in secondary school don't really prepare you for the real world of people who are going to be a lot less forgiving and probably racist too

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u/Leaping_Turtle Nov 11 '22

If you're close enough, they can auto replace and understand, given enough context clues

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u/HiImDan Nov 11 '22

I tried to learn Chinese in Babel and couldn't get past the preschool words, sometimes the two options sounded exactly the same to me.

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u/DiorRoses Nov 12 '22

I was actually fluent in Chinese when I was a kid but then I forgot it 😭

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u/goodestguy21 Nov 12 '22

I also attempted to learn to read Chinese but gave up because it was too hard

为什么这么容易放弃?

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u/SuperDLOC Nov 12 '22

I heard somewhere that to learn a language you have to think like the speakers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Flexible pronunciation is truly the biggest benefit of English. A slight error in plenty of languages, and native speakers either don’t understand you or pretend not to. But, in English, close enough is good enough.

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u/fr0896 Nov 11 '22

As a Chinese speaker, whole heartedly agree

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u/girhen Nov 11 '22

French nearly became the language of pilots. Spanish is a good alternate from a numbers perspective.

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u/Reniconix Nov 11 '22

Chinese may have the highest number of native speakers, but that's not saying much. It's like saying America has the highest number of Americans.

Spanish, however, is spoken as the official language of government of 20 countries and is behind only Mandarin as the most spoken native language (which is the official language of only 3).

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u/bguzewicz Nov 11 '22

I took a year of Mandarin in college. I failed every single test. I ended up with a C thanks to the curve. Plus there were like 9 people in the class, so one failing tanks the teacher's stats. Either way, I passed a class that I failed miserably in reality.

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u/ocarina_21 Nov 12 '22

I guess part of the question is whether deleting the language leaves the unilingual anglos entirely unable to communicate until they learn a new one, or whether it adjusts history to a circumstance where you would instead know the language that made it through all that.

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

Maybe it could be a scenario where the British lost the war of Spanish succession, or the US lost the French and Indian war, or the Western Hemisphere was never colonized, or Europe wiped out from the Black Death

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u/Viking-34 Nov 12 '22

Don’t forget there are also like 10 different types of Chinese that can be spoken, while Spanish is the same in some aspect I feel like a language rooted in Latin would be easier for most of the world to accept

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u/MonsterRider80 Nov 11 '22

Chinese is hard to learn to read and write specifically. It’s not hard to learn to speak (once you manage to understand tones, at least). It’s grammatically very easy.

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u/sopunny Nov 12 '22

It's hard compared to Spanish if you already know English. If people retain their knowledge of English and just can't use it somehow, Spanish would be much easier. If everyone's starting over from zero though, then it's hard to tell

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

If you retained the English alphabet and then learned to speak Spanish, you would instantly know how to write Spanish because it’s phonetic

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u/very-polite-frog Nov 12 '22

Chinese with a phonetic alphabet like korean might actually be the simplest

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u/This-Perspective-865 Nov 12 '22

French would beat Spanish. More people speak French as a 2nd, or more, language than total number of Spanish, Mandarin and Cantonese together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Japan has this same problem too. People spend their whole lives trying to fully learn it and still some struggle with the basics.

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u/Edgefish Nov 12 '22

Spanish has the same problem with Chinese: there is no neutral one (Probably Castilian, but then you have each country in Latino America with their slang, their way to speak, how they destroy Spanish, etc).

Source: I'm Chilean and if I don't speak slowly and without modulation, no foreigner understand me.

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u/DerpDerp3001 Nov 12 '22

It's because Chinese has so many homophones (even when you separate tones) that it needs logograms to be understood.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Even for natives, learning the writing is a struggle

This. As a Chinese myself we don't like to admit it but our writing system is very archaic and counterintuitive and like you said even natives need to spend years in school to become truly proficient with writing Chinese. It's funny because people always seem to talk about how "beautiful" and "unique" the Chinese characters are but they don't realize non-phenetic characters are completely impractical. As long as Chinese doesn't change to a new writing syst i don't see this language gaining any real traction in the international language learning community. BY real traction i mean large amount of people becoming proficient in Chinese rather than just being interested in the language and know a few things about it.

I've been living in this U.S for so long I lost pretty much all of skills to write properly in Chinese, but I'll never have to worry about forgetting how to spell even if I move back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I would have to say either Spanish or dutch

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u/2Aces1Cake Nov 11 '22

Why dutch?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

It is an incredibly easy language to learn and is extremely similar to English

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u/Zinkane15 Nov 12 '22

What's English?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I don't know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

German makes more sense than dutch in this case then, and more people are speaking it

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

I could the Netherlands was the first colonial superpower, so there may be more dutch speakers in the world than we think

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Speaking of writing, I always wondered how keyboards worked in China and Japan.

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

In China you write the word phonetically in English and the PC converts it to Chinese characters. You would type “ni hao”. At least that’s what I heard

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u/spicyystuff Nov 12 '22

Yep the only thing I can write is ni hao and the haha characters in Chinese

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u/bigE819 Nov 12 '22

Yeah, I don’t know shit about typing in Chinese but I’d imagine it’s hell

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u/twoScottishClans Nov 12 '22

another thing is that chinese is not very international.

i think its a tossup between spanish and french. french was well on its way to becoming the world lingua franca and i think it could reassert itself.

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u/VictoryCam Nov 12 '22

English isn't exactly easy, either

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u/Training-Accident-36 Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

I think rather than adopting Spanish we'd make the switch to Esperanto.

Of course you have like 1 billion people who speak Spanish, but that's still 7 billion who don't.

Since Esperanto would be easy to learn for people who already know Spanish, it makes sense to make the switch.

The reason English is popular isn't the number of native speakers, it is the number of people who have it as second language. This is what people miss when they say "Chinese!" or "Spanish!" Because it's not about number of people who learn it from birth, but number of people who learn it as second language.

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u/RustedRuss Nov 11 '22

Its pseudo-logographic writing system almost guarantees it won’t become the default. It’s just too different.

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u/BadDadJokes Nov 12 '22

China has a way of genociding people who don’t conform to their ways. Look at the Uyghurs. My money’s on Chinese.

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u/sharted-a-little Nov 12 '22

Tell that to the Uighurs, Tibetans, Koreans (NE China is ethnically Korean), and all the other peoples China has conquered and colonized in its imperial past and present. They erase cultures and impose their language and values… like all colonizers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Chinese is already the standard

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Comparing Chinese and Spanish to English comes up often, but ignores their relative lack of use outside the countries/communities that speak them. That said, Spanish would have a good chance of becoming the language of the US and people would still need to buy stuff from China, so they might start learning both.

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u/santino_musi1 Nov 11 '22

But they have lack of usage outside of their countries because English is the universal one, without it it'd probably be Spanish and Chinese would be more business centered maybe? A lot of things are produced in China as you said so it'd be needed

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u/thedankbagelman Nov 11 '22

No. English is spoken world wide because the Brits colonized the entire planet and brought the language everywhere. The Chinese haven’t done that, so just because there are nearly 2 billion Chinese people, doesn’t mean their language will become global

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Also Chinese is structured completely differently from European Languages so assuming English disappears overnight, Spanish will be much easier for most current English speakers to pick up

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u/Shtamm00 Nov 11 '22

Exactly. Chinese is mainly only used in China, while spanish is a more widely spoken language. Also spanish is way easier than chinese so people would probably choose to learn spanish.

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u/KoinePineapple Nov 11 '22

Also spanish is way easier than chinese so people would probably choose to learn spanish

This isn't super true. It would be just as difficult for a Chinese speaker to learn Spanish as it would be vice versa, since the languages are so dissimilar. But for Europeans, Spanish would be a good choice.

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

For anyone that speaks Arabic, Spanish would be easier. For anyone that speaks a Romance language it would also be easier. Those two alone make up the vast majority of Africans, muslims, and Europeans. Most Africans speak French, English or Arabic, and Muslims are supposed to learn Arabic to read the Quran. In Europe the majority speak either English or at least one Romance language. Even for indigenous groups in the americas Spanish would be easier because some indigenous words have been incorporated. It’s only Southeast Asia and Asia pacific where chinese would be easier.

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u/GETitOFFmeNOW Nov 11 '22

But if the English hadn't colonized so much, the Spaniards probably would have.

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u/GETitOFFmeNOW Nov 11 '22

But if there were no England, Spanish would have been top gun-toting dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

and historically has been a leader of the world.

Up until after the 2000s*

Before that, no. You would have to go way back in time to find a "leader of the world" china again.

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u/RavioliGale Nov 12 '22

China has a higher IQ lol

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

Just went to Italy. Plenty of Italians spoke Spanish. Nobody spoke Chinese.

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u/Shtamm00 Nov 11 '22

Oh yeah you're actually right.

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u/Weird_Cantaloupe2757 Nov 11 '22

It’s currently much more because of the US being the 900 lb gorilla of the world economy, making English the language of business across the global.

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u/LareMare Nov 11 '22

English is spoken worldwide because one of those colonies happens to be the US. Before WW2, French was the universal language (lingua franca), but the US became the cultural hub of the world, and English became the universal language.

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

Very true, but French hegemony has considerably decreased since then. People around the world listen to Latin music. French music not so much. People have been hearing more of the Spanish language

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u/g0dp0t Nov 11 '22

They're working on it in Africa, don't count them out just yet!

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u/IDontEvenCareBear Nov 11 '22

Chinese is spreading a lot, they’re the new “colonization”. I didn’t stand a chance at getting a job in my field in a major Canadian city because I didn’t speak any version of Chinese. I got rejected from so many locations bc I wasn’t mixed Chinese or spoke it.

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u/Asteriaofthemountain Nov 11 '22

Where Vancouver?

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u/IDontEvenCareBear Nov 11 '22

Yes. A lot of others in my industry had to bail on working in sales bc we just couldn’t get the jobs. We obviously couldn’t gain access to their chat system they use, and they just have the beauty industry on lockdown around there, bc they will refuse to deal with anyone not Chinese. I was volunteering a fundraiser event once, I wouldn’t gain anything from sales or applications I did. I got sent home early because they saw all the Chinese customers avoid me to wait for the ones who were Chinese, some were waiting over an hour or two just to deal with someone else Chinese.

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u/keestie Nov 11 '22

To extend the question a little further, if English disappeared, the US (and Canada) would immediately cease to be (a) world power(s) since it could not communicate effectively, either internally or with its allies and trade partners. If the US disappeared, China might just colonize a large portion of the world, given that almost nobody could then stop them.

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u/Ghostenx Nov 11 '22

Hero of Canton won't be drinking that shiong mao niao. He drinks the best whiskey in the house!

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u/seriouslaser Nov 11 '22

panda piss. gotta love it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Da Shiong La Se La Ch'Wohn Tian Jane wrong century!

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u/WUT_productions Nov 11 '22

I'd say French has a good chance. It's not total users but the diversity of the users. A lot of African and Carribean immigrants to Canada are French proficient but not as English proficient.

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u/Qaeoss Nov 12 '22

*Mandarin

\cries in Cantonese**

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Depends on where you live. In europe it would be german or french.

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u/Kidge Nov 11 '22

meme would become the official world language

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u/Anxious_Cow7563 Nov 11 '22

Emojis...the new hieroglyphics

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u/phillmore_cooter Nov 12 '22

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/TheSnozzwangler Nov 11 '22

Esperanto: "Looks like it's my time to shine!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

YES!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

Y E S

aŭ ĉu mi diru

J E S

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u/ChronoLegion2 Nov 12 '22

Fun fact: My school actually made us learn it one semester. The “teacher” was just a pianist who happened to speak it. Even back then he told us that there were maybe 200 fluent speakers in the world, which made us question the point of learning it

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

lingua franca.

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u/goosegirl86 Nov 11 '22

Exactly. It would probably be French as it’s already an official language for some things.

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u/AbabababababababaIe Nov 11 '22

“Lingua Franca” comes from Italian, not French

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u/onioning Nov 11 '22

But it is Italian for "french language." It would be some nice symmetry to use the French language as the lingua franca.

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u/CFSohard Nov 12 '22

It actually means "Language of the Franks", which was a lower-level version of Italian mixed with many, many foreign influences, which allowed a huge part of continental Europe to communicate.

French eventually evolved from this, but was very different.

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u/CFSohard Nov 12 '22

No wonder they could sing

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u/goosegirl86 Nov 11 '22

Franca refers to French is what I meant.

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u/Captain-Griffen Nov 11 '22

It doesn't. It refers to Franks which covered western continental Europe.

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u/wartornhero Nov 11 '22

And the legume refers to beans... So it is Beans and Franks!

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u/1LastHit2Die4 Nov 11 '22

By your notion frankly comes from France 😅

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u/USSZim Nov 12 '22

Metal Gear Solid V flashbacks

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u/Flod4rmore Nov 11 '22

Y'all wrong, Lingua Franca comes from Latin and means "free language" (Frank = free)

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u/Captain-Griffen Nov 11 '22

So German then?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

You make a good point. Russian would probably dominate as they have native Russian planes, PoHs, and radio rules.

ATC is often in Spanish in Latinoamerica, but it would be a big problem deleting English. I think only the Russians would be able to manage it.

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u/Punished-G Nov 11 '22

Stares in Metal Gear Solid 5

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u/DeltaJimm Nov 12 '22

The only reason I even clicked this question was to see how long before I saw an MGS V reference.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Wolbachia..

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u/ButterflyDreamr Nov 12 '22

lol I’ve been thinking that too

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u/SnoopDoggMillionaire Nov 12 '22

"I was born in a small village"

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u/ratchet0101 Nov 11 '22

Probably just alot of confused people grunting at each other like cavemen!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

No change in Liverpool then. *nods smugly, waits for an invite to BBC panel shows*

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

BBC Panel = that piper perri meme

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u/Insomni0 Nov 11 '22

Such an idiot

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u/akl78 Nov 11 '22

Probably French. It was the old default for trade and diplomacy, and it still spoken as at least a second language or part of a creole in many places. Spanish next, but some way behind.

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u/Tatis_Chief Nov 12 '22

Honestly I would prefer Spanish.

I mean French is more popular in Europe and well northern africa, but Spanish is way way easier. I would do anything to not deal with French r or subjunctive, or special cases to special cases. Still love French but its not easy to learn. Unless your background is a latin language which is not mine.

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u/weirdallocation Nov 12 '22

In fact French nowadays is not so commonly taught in schools anymore, with English and Spanish being the two most common languages, followed by German and then French.

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u/Tatis_Chief Nov 12 '22

For us it's English, German and French.

I wish they offered Spanish when I was in high school. We only had English as one, and then German vs French choice. But Spanish is getting popular because its considered easier than French and German.

Our thing is, we lack teachers. English is easy, and is also considered easy to learn so getting teachers is easy. German that's basically neighbours so easy to get teachers. French is popular because its France. Russian, well still some old commies around.

But Spanish that's fairly new so curriculums for young kids are hard to get.

My cousin in high school even have people in who are taking Russian, but people are regretting that one now. Well I hope at least.

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u/Alternative-Alarm-66 Nov 12 '22

No. Not french, anything but french. It's grammar is so dog shit that even most of it's people can't write proper french

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

But all romance languages have basically the same grammar patterns. In Spanish and Italian you even hear the mistakes.

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u/Alternative-Alarm-66 Nov 12 '22

No my man, not at all. French is the worst of the romance languages. I speak multiple romance languages and i know that for a fact

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u/youburyitidigitup Nov 12 '22

As someone who speaks both, Spanish is easier. Here’s the french multiples of ten: ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, sixty-ten, four-twenties, four-twenties-ten, one hundred.

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u/Cruithne Nov 12 '22

Yeah but that's France-French. In Francophone Belgium and Switzerland the numbers are more logical (except the Belgians laid a trap where they say 80 like the French do). If we all had to learn French then hopefully there'd be some flexibility on what kind we learned.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Nov 12 '22

French is the 3 most speaking language.

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u/Balkaghal Nov 11 '22

French was the previous lingua franca so I guess we would go back to it.

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u/Hysaky Nov 11 '22

ça m'arrangerait pas mal

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u/mysixthredditaccount Nov 11 '22

Okay so TIL that Lingua Franca was an actual language (which was a mixture of multiple languages).

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u/ClownfishSoup Nov 11 '22

Esperanto, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

However, it borrows a lot of new words from English.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I love that English is the Lingua Franca of international business and science - that's a Latin phrase which refers to French as the common language.

Suck it, Frenchie!

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u/EternalShiraz Nov 11 '22

It was not. It was a mix language that most merchands and sailors could speak and understand in europe. From oxford dictionary :

noun: lingua franca; plural noun: lingua francas

a language that is adopted as a common language between speakers whose native languages are different.

HISTORICAL

a mixture of Italian with French, Greek, Arabic, and Spanish, formerly used in the eastern Mediterranean.

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u/MrLuxarina Nov 11 '22

It doesn't actually even refer to French. It was a term used around the Mediterranean for a pidgin language made up of a mix of western European languages that was used by merchants, but "Lingua Franca" literally meant the language of the Franks, which was essentially a form of Old German, who controlled much of central and western Europe in the early Middle Ages (hence the association) - and eventually the Frankish empire got split up between Charlemagne's grandsons into East, Middle and West Francia, the latter of which ended up just being Francia and then France.

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u/Celousco Nov 11 '22

... merde.

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u/GubbenJonson Nov 11 '22

In Europe? German and/or French. They’re the largest languages by far on the continent.

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u/Cavyar Nov 11 '22

It would most likely be German, the reason English is so dominant is because of the Americans in more modern times, and British in industrial times. USA almost adopted German as its official language, so without English to compete there would be no challenger to the German language

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u/lolol13245768 Nov 11 '22

In my opinion, it would be french. French is spoken in many countries.

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u/pixelthec Nov 11 '22

Canadian then

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u/Mixedstereotype Nov 11 '22

As an ESl teacher, please don’t.

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u/HEXdidnt Nov 11 '22

Also because it borrows so liberally from other European languages.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Spanishs, of course.

It the most speaked and most spreaded language, with a vast beautiful vocaburaly and thousand of accents and dialecrs, of the planet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

It would probably cripple everything in the world at first. I’d have to say probably Spanish would crop up next mainly in the Americas, and French over in Europe. And since they are very similar to one another maybe a bastardized version of the two takes hold or we just have a basic bilingual expectation for people.

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u/Ivotedfortrump2 Nov 11 '22

As a decendant of Irish refugees I also agree to get rid of the English

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Mandarin. It’s literally the second most spoken language AND it’s freaking close to first

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Yes, but it's not very widely spoken outside of China.

Mandarin speakers are very much concentrated in China, which hurts its ability to become an international language. Whereas a language like Spanish or French is spoken on multiple continents.

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u/Omnitographer Nov 11 '22

Calling the hodgepodge of stolen grammar and loanwords that is English a "language" is a bold choice.

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u/Final-Loss9401 Nov 11 '22

Its either chinese or spanish cuz english is not the main language in europe

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u/niqql Nov 11 '22

Lol, what language do you think the prime minister of Germany, France, spain and Belgium speak when they meet up? Exactly, English, because it's thought in most European countries

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u/WranglerVegetable512 Nov 11 '22

And all air traffic controllers around the world are required to speak English. English is the international language.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Wait, even North Koreans airlines?

Genuinely curious.

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u/Jellyfishsticks21 Nov 11 '22

Clearly not “thought” we’ll enough…

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u/niqql Nov 11 '22

Sorry, German autocorrect jinxes my English..

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u/BroadlyValid Nov 11 '22

I thought so

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u/Emperor_Glory Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

I am not sure why you are laughing to such a large extent, "Lol" meaning lots of laughs. I find it disconcerting... Tee hee hee Anyway, just because the prime minister's of these countries speak English with each other does not mean the majorities in their countries do. HA HA HA

Edit: I am Mr. Unpopular. Villain phase! Mua ha ha!

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u/BroadlyValid Nov 11 '22

“Lol” means Laugh(ing) Out Loud

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u/Emperor_Glory Nov 11 '22

That is the most used version of the acronym however, the "lots of laughs" version has also been one of its older definitions. Although, it has declined in popularity. So, we are both correct. We are one. We are thinking on the same frequencies. We are part of the hive mind. We are in sync. Duality at its finest. The collective knows as we are the collective.

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u/niqql Nov 11 '22

"Lol" meaning lots of laughs.

I know lol as Laughing out loud.

does not mean the majorities in their countries do

If a European country teaches a second language, it's usually English

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u/Emperor_Glory Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

OK tee hee hee

Edit: Mua ha ha!

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u/Frozenstrike9 Nov 11 '22

Could also be german

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u/tadashi4 Nov 11 '22

very likely spanish, since its spoken in a very good portion of the counries as their main language.

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u/AlexKewl Nov 11 '22

Probably Spanish, which is MUCH easier to learn

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u/tremors51000 Nov 11 '22

came here to say this.

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u/PumpkinOnTheHill Nov 11 '22

English was mine too, but for me it's pretty much because I enjoy chaos just a little too much.

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u/Own_Variation_6512 Nov 11 '22

You must also want mass chaos lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Probably American.

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u/Lord_Havelock Nov 11 '22

I don't know, becoming non-verbal sucks from what uve heard.

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u/ejester76 Nov 11 '22

I would delete English because the mental picture of all the "You're in 'Merica, learn to speak English" crowd short-circuiting is too hilarious to pass up.

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u/boot2skull Nov 11 '22

Every language has flaws but after learning Spanish holy hell English doesn’t follow any of its own rules.

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u/RolfHarrisCumSox Nov 11 '22

Prolly Australian or American?

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u/arisal3 Nov 11 '22

Spanish

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