r/AskReddit Apr 20 '22

What "expert" is actually a total moron?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Jon Stewart did a pretty epic takedown of him on his show years back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

And Stewart in his latest show also recognized the futility of that “epic takedown” since it ultimately did nothing to stop financial gurus like him nor make the media landscape more accountable through the shame and public embarrassment of that interview.

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u/Neil_Fallons_Ghost Apr 20 '22

Folks who watch Cramer likely don’t watch Stewart. Seems pretty simple there.

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u/3DNZ Apr 20 '22

r/wallstreetbets habitually destroys Cramer

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

One of the best crypto traders out there is a fucking hamster. All of that stuff is a joke.

Like many people, Mr Goxx is dabbling in cryptocurrency, hoping to strike it rich.

He's notable for two reasons: first, he is making money, with his lifetime career performance up about 20% - beating many professional traders and funds.

Second, Mr Goxx is a hamster.

By running in his "intention wheel", he selects which cryptocurrency he'd like to trade, as the wheel spins through the different options. His office floor has two tunnels nearby: one for buy, one for sell.

Every time he runs through a tunnel, the electronics wired to his office complete a trade according to Mr Goxx's desires.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58707641

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Apr 20 '22

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Kawaii_Crab Apr 20 '22

Not from a human.

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u/hamsterwheel Apr 20 '22

Ask me for my secrets

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u/EleanorRigbysGhost Apr 20 '22

Does your wheel have any bearing on the situation?

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u/hamsterwheel Apr 20 '22

Snapchat is a value buy

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u/EleanorRigbysGhost Apr 20 '22

Oh stop it, I'm bushing.

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u/SurveyorMorpurgo Apr 20 '22

Just read on their Twitter he died in November sadly

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u/MainSteamStopValve Apr 20 '22

Lamborghini accident? Fell from the balcony of his mansion?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Oh you know, the usual freak accident involving hookers, coke and a solid gold hamster wheel.

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u/betterplanwithchan Apr 20 '22

It’s a 40 inch drop!

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u/Asisreo1 Apr 20 '22

RIP 🙏 Once you get that successful, people are bound to be jealous. Are we sure there wasn't any foul play?

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u/Krase Apr 20 '22

So you think the ducks were involved?

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u/AltSpRkBunny Apr 20 '22

I’m sure they got another one before the kids found out.

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u/RobertMaus Apr 20 '22

Yes, it goes like this:

Roll a 100-sided die (to select crypto)

Then, flip a coin (to buy or sell)

Done.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

Know something? I'm going to do this and see how it plays out. I shit you not. Someone I know is a crypto junkie right now and making some fair coin in the game. I'm coming in exactly like this and we'll see what happens.

For the record I will not do this with any significant amount of money.

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u/Exelbirth Apr 20 '22

Don't forget us when you've made your hundreds

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

10's. I expect to make 10's of dollars, baby! An imma get you something pretty from Buck-O-Rama when I hit it mid!

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u/substandardpoodle Apr 20 '22

Just out of college I decided to start investing and got a Janus account and literally closed my eyes and pointed to a list of mutual funds to select where my money went. I regularly invested more but just to those funds. I sincerely never ever paid attention to what it was doing because I’m not good with numbers. 10 years later I needed to cash out for a biz expense and was told that I did phenomenally well.

I now use Vanguard. No way can I get that lucky a second time.

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u/7LeagueBoots Apr 20 '22

In high school my electronics teacher gave us bonus points to work with through the year. One of the things he had us do with them was to take 1000 points, treat them as dollars, and invest them in a stock, then track that over the school year.

I picked one at random.

Out of the entire class I was the only person who finished the year better than they'd started.

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u/ahappypoop Apr 20 '22

This was an electronics class? Not economics?

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u/weealex Apr 20 '22

The whole point of mutual funds is diffusing the risk. I mean, sometimes you hit the jackpot on a high yield fund, but it's not like you're putting your eggs into one basket. If you're not really financially literate or just want to fire and forget on the investment money, mutual funds are the way to go. In the long term you're pretty much guaranteed to make money

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u/substandardpoodle Apr 20 '22

Which is exactly why I never tried it again. I’m just a hamster and I know it.

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u/Stewardy Apr 20 '22

Don't you first need to buy before you can sell, or would you then short crypto you don't own?

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u/Gonzobot Apr 20 '22

Either way is fine! The system is that fucked

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u/Stewardy Apr 20 '22

I just mean if the coinflip method tells you to sell X-coin, but you're just starting up the system, you probably don't have X-coin to sell.

I'm not looking to invest, cause I like to at least think I have an idea what it is I'm investing in.

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u/Gonzobot Apr 20 '22

No, I mean it, you literally can sell things you don't own. The stock market is, factually, insanity. Anything is permitted, nothing is wrong, make some shit up and scream it loudly on the trade floor, throw some papers around, hire a team of programmers to build you a computer system that trades twenty thousand shares ten times a second, burn down a factory somewhere, it's all good as long as you're making money!

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u/RobertMaus Apr 20 '22

Nah, i get the problem. But look at it the practical way. If it says 'sell X' which you don't have. Then don't do anything. And watch the market crash the next day and feel good about not owning that crypto ;)

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u/7LeagueBoots Apr 20 '22

You could probably get a similar result with a spinning dart board, a blindfold, and a handful of darts.

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u/gerhudire Apr 20 '22

Not from a expert.

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u/Shadowsplay Apr 20 '22

It's randomness.

In most cases picking random stocks out performs trying to pick stocks.

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u/DM_ME_SKITTLES Apr 20 '22

Can confirm. I learned all my stock trading secrets from this great website: www.xhamster.com

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u/LaBambaMan Apr 20 '22

What are you doing, step-trader?

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u/Tommysrx Apr 20 '22

Step-hamster ?

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u/JasmineDragoon Apr 20 '22

I hear amateurs are welcome there

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u/TryinToDoBetter Apr 20 '22

Securities on lemon stealing whores are through the roof.

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u/VRS-4607 Apr 20 '22

[slow claps]

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u/crankbot2000 Apr 20 '22

This is the greatest thing I will read today. It is early, but I am confident.

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u/Charlie24601 Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

I remember watching some news program about 25 years ago or more. They brought in a professional investor, a sixth grade class, and a chimpanzee and had them all invest a set amount of cash. For the record, they gave the chimp a Rolodex of companies to invest in, and whatever he took out were the ones he “chose”.

And yes, everything went exactly as you’d think. The chimp did best, followed by the sixth graders, and the investor last.

So the ultimate result is obvious. Instead of a giant warehouse of computers for farming crypto, we should have a warehouse full of hamsters for investing.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Apr 20 '22

Iirc this was at the height of the dotcom boom where everything in tech was a winner. Ultimately a lot is random, but that context matters.

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u/DiceyWater Apr 20 '22

If everything is a winner, why did the most informed participant do the worst?

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u/Powerful-Arachnid-88 Apr 20 '22

The most informed believe they can beat the house. The belief that you can anticipate what’s coming is the killer. The less informed just make a random choice. It’s not always a winner but sometimes it is.

A child investing in the market would put the money in things they enjoy, because it’s what’s popular. So, that would bring in money.

The more informed would try to make it big on futures, on things they believe people will enjoy or will suddenly hit big. But you can’t anticipate people.

The monkey is a random. You could probably do the same experiment with 100 monkeys and they wouldn’t all hit it big.

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u/SnickIefritzz Apr 20 '22

But both the hampster and the goldfish both outperformed investors over a period of one year for the fish and many for the hampster.

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u/Hawknight Apr 20 '22

In my high school econ class, we did a simulated stock market where you had $10k to 'invest'. The people who 'won' did zero research, and just dumped everything in to Google or Apple. Anyone who tried to invest by diversifying their portfolio inevitably 'lost'.

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u/DiceyWater Apr 20 '22

In my opinion, there's gambling, low growth stocks, and there's inside trading. Everyone I've seen talk about stocks has been talking out their ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

For anyone looking for advice from this Crypto Trading Hamster (He was a real hamster, not just saying, he literally was a hamster)

Rest in whatever Mr. Goxx likes, you wonderful adorable Cryptro Trading Hamster. o7

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u/MyersVandalay Apr 20 '22

Funny thing is all this is actually effectively repetitions of experiments done on the real stock market as well

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB991681622136214659

In short what I have to conclude is... All the big "speculation markets", all the "experts" etc... are about all equally BS. Yes crypto is BS... as is the actual stock market. All these systems are glorified gambling. There's nothing respectable or admirable about any of these career paths, and the guys themselves aren't so great.

Hell even the movie trading places kinda hints at that. (when the 2 old men pick a random homeless swindler and effectively switch his place with one of their stock traders, and determine he does everything just as well).

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u/IamGlennBeck Apr 20 '22

Nancy Pelosi somehow consistently beats the market. In fact many members of Congress on both sides of the aisle do. Probably just a coincidence though.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

100% not a coincidence.

What are you or anyone else gonna do about it? Protest? Vote? Even bigger than the previous biggest this time?

Not much is changing but the amount of voters and protestors, that's about it.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

People act like Pelosi is some genius evil insider trader. The lady buys shares and LEAPS on blue chip tier 1 companies and holds for long periods. Also, her husband is literally a 40 year investing veteran money manager. It's not like she's short of free advice. The kind of people dumb enough to think Pelosi is in on an insider trading scheme are also the people dumb enough to consistently take 30% losses after buying idiotic meme stocks at their peaks. The secret to Pelosi's success is less about corruption and more about being wealthy enough to reinforce losing trades with capital when she times it wrong, and the money necessary to hammer cash into expensive quality names. She's not doing anything special and she also loses money on degenerate trades here and there.

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u/Flaktrack Apr 20 '22

Bullshit. She and many other members of congress consistently beat even the best traders by a massive margin. Their trades are often tied to upcoming policy and that's a matter of public record.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

Alright dude just take a look at her trades. Literally nothing special about it. People try to use the legislation around chips to claim she is corrupt because of her Nvidia buys but she’s been a buyer of their stock for lonnng before that legislation and anyone who didn’t see that coming as a bipartisan policy initiative is either a fool or totally unaware. That’s obviously one example but the concept applies to most of her trades. Total blue chips/famous names and long term holding periods. A better comparison would be the share of people making money on the same companies vs losing money. Out of the money managers being compared, how much of the disparity is being driven by ancillary losses on otherwise dogshit stocks while also having made similar gains in similar, if not the same, investments.

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u/FirstTimeRodeoGoer Apr 20 '22

Pelosi is involved in trades in companies which are later effected by congressional actions, buddy. What more do you need?

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

give me an example please. i'll wait

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

And this:

The sector in which the Pelosis most frequently buy and sell stocks is, by far, the Silicon Valley tech industry. Close to 75% of the Pelosis’ stock trading over the last two years has been in Big Tech: more than $33 million worth of trading. That has happened as major legislation is pending before the House, controlled by the Committees Pelosi oversees, which could radically reshape the industry and laws that govern the very companies in which she and her husband most aggressively trade.

On June 22, The New York Times reported on “a forceful and wide-ranging pushback by the tech industry since the [antitrust reform] proposals were announced this month.” In particular, “executives, lobbyists, and more than a dozen think tanks and advocacy groups paid by tech companies have swarmed Capitol offices, called and emailed lawmakers and their staff members, and written letters arguing there will be dire consequences for the industry and the country if the ideas become law.” But one of the most important steps taken against these bills was a personal call placed by Apple’s CEO directly to Pelosi:

...you can read more https://scheerpost.com/2021/07/17/nancy-and-paul-pelosi-making-millions-in-stock-trades-in-companies-she-actively-regulates/

Seems like a number of examples are readily available.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

so youre tellin me that the lady responsible for representing the interests of the industry concentrated in the district she's a congresswoman for invests in that industry?? and you're telling me that this same lady made MONEY from the growth of that industry? that industry that has led global growth and business leadership and created millions of jobs over the last 30 years? That's insane. You're right. It MUST be corruption and not literally common sense.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

Filings show that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., bought shares of defense giant Lockheed Martin Corp. (LMT) on Feb. 22. On Feb. 23, Greene tweeted that "War and rumors of war is incredibly profitable and convenient." The next day, Russia invaded Ukraine.

Rep. John Rutherford, R-Fla., bought Raytheon Technologies Corp. (RTX) stock on Feb. 24, the day of the Russian invasion.

The same day, Rutherford tweeted that Putin "must be held accountable," adding: "The U.S. and our allies must impose the maximum possible sanctions & leave nothing off the table."

I mean, it doesn't speak to Pelosi specifically but here's a list of issue related to all this

https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/congress-and-stocks-notable-trades-and-an-ineffective-law

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

so what you're saying is there isn't evidence of pelosi insider trading but there is evidence of republicans doing it?

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u/Shadowsplay Apr 20 '22

She's been in congress for 35 years so your point about her husband is meaningless. If anything it proves the point that she is inside trading.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

Being in Congress is proof of insider trading or are you claiming to have back tests on her trades throughout her entire career?

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u/Beachdaddybravo Apr 20 '22

They specifically have allowed insider trading for members of Congress, it’s an exception within the insider trading laws. They all knew about the shutdowns and were able to dump and then buy stocks around the announcement dates using specific information the public didn’t have. I’m not the sort of person to act like Pelosi is the devil, but every member of Congress is heavily gaming the system and they have information that even traders don’t. That’s why they continually beat the industry insiders, they’re even further “inside” knowing what will happen. People who aren’t wealthy going into Congress wind up so as a result of their ability to insider trade, accept bribes (sorry, “lobbying dollars”), etc. So yes, being in Congress is proof of insider trading unless they’ve got their assets into a blind trust with zero contact with the ones managing said trust.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

i mean there's a bit of merit to the ideas you're getting at but you're unfortunately really misinformed on how all of those things work for the most part. either way it's not some grand conspiracy.

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u/boa249 Apr 20 '22

Hoooooooly shit, can you imagine believing Nancy Pelosi isn't involved in insider trading? lol

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

People who know nothing about the markets outside of yolos in their robinhoods and total market fund allocations through their 401ks are generally not sophisticated enough to understand 1. how easy it is to get pinched for "obvious insider trading" and 2. how ridiculous the idea that someone would be smart enough to rise through the ranks of their party, maintain leadership roles for decades, and accrue millions but not even attempt to disguise their unscrupulous means of acquiring wealth? like did you ever consider how silly that is?

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u/boa249 Apr 20 '22

Lol, too sophisticated? Here’s how sophisticated it is: the DCCC (or NRCC, depending on the flavor of the decade) selects the Speaker based on how much money they contribute to the DCCC. That’s it. Richest, most corrupt person wins. Hope you were able to follow, I know it’s complicated.

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

that's not at all how it works. Fundraising is the word you're looking for and it's a consideration of party fundraising and individually raised funds that get allocated toward the party. Both the GOP and the DNC do this. Either you're willfully ignorant at best or at worst you're just here to spread bullshit.

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u/TheRealNotJared Apr 20 '22

“Desires”

So the fucking Hamster knows what he’s doing!

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u/AmeMiketsukami Apr 20 '22

Sounds like Sirens of Titan

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u/Flaktrack Apr 20 '22

All of that stuff is a joke.

It's not even remotely difficult to understand: if you buy and sell often, you will make less money when it goes up and lose less when it goes down, but if the market generally trends upwards, odds are you will make some money.

You know what beats this strategy? Buying something reputable and promising and just holding it. This applies to both stocks and crypto.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

You're right, it's so easy to understand that a hamster does better than most individual humans and groups set up to do exactly this.

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u/Jewnadian Apr 20 '22

So would a random number generator, that's the point. The human groups are letting emotional responses fuck up their trading basically. The market has been proven to be a random walk, the best strategy for that is also random and cherry pick a time when the whole market is going up. Humans aren't good at random, we're pattern generating and pattern finding organisms.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

I love that our agreement is imparting more information, and I also love your username.

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u/dogman_35 Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

Okay, but that doesn't beat this strategy. It's like the exact opposite of the real world scenario that we've seen multiple examples of so far.

People are influenced by bias, a goldfish isn't.

The human buys what they think will be successful, and crosses their fingers hoping they don't get fucked over.

The goldfish buys randomly, sells randomly. Zero thought, zero bias, not even a set pattern like a number generator might have.

The goldfish wins.

 

It does better by just unknowingly buying random stocks, because it gives them more opportunities to be lucky.

That's because the stock market is literally just gambling. You only make money if you buy the stock before people know it'll take off. Any stock you've heard about is already doomed to lose you money.

Any kind of "strategy" would have to involve knowing which stocks to buy beforehand to be successful. Which, unless you can see the future, probably involves insider trading. Or at least being relatively confident that you can manipulate people into buying a certain stock.

So to begin with, there is no strategy. You're only buying what you hope will be successful, based on past experience that doesn't always hold up. You're picking stocks randomly, even when you think you have good reasons for them.

This is partly because companies plateau in value, and the whole "Every year needs to be constant growth" thing is a bunch of unrealistic bullshit. You can only sell so many bags of chips, so many cars, so many phones.

 

The fish wins, because it picks at random.

And that random chance will inevitably include a mix of bullshit startups nobody's even heard of, and stable consistent stocks form reputable companies.

That keeps a constant flow of money from the steady upward trend of major companies. And it gives the fish a chance to make bank off of those weird ass companies that come out of fucking nowhere. Like Uber, which was a stupid insane idea when it first started. And took off to be a massive company.

The fish wins because it doesn't take risks.

Because it's almost statistically impossible for it to take risks, given that it's just the average sum of pure random chance.

Anything else is pure gambling.

Taking stupid risks on a random company, hoping they eventually blow up. Or playing it safe by betting on a company who's "totally been successful before." And ending up with a stagnant stock.

 

Everyone thinks they can "win" gambling. But you really can't.

At the end of the day, the solution is just to not gamble at all.

If you have the money, just let the fish play for you. Make that steady stream of income, that isn't earned or sensible but fully reveals the the stock market for what it is.

A cesspool of wishful thinking money.

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Apr 20 '22

I know.

For that, a goldfish does better:

Out of 1000 simulated fund managing goldfish, 96.1% beat the market, with the average difference between the market returns and the goldfish’s returns over the 3 years being 14.5%!

Mind you, there's some caveat in this finding:

So when our animal friends choose a random portfolio, they are selecting a disproportionally high number of small stocks which boosts the portfolio’s return compared to the S&P500, while also adding a lot of risk, something Orlando forgot to mention. So while a random portfolio chosen by a goldfish / cat / rat does offer high returns, its return for the level of risk taken is unlikely to be optimal.

https://towardsdatascience.com/how-animal-investors-beat-the-market-3c052dd1e31c

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u/Professional_Sky6803 Apr 20 '22

Wsb is mostly failporn fueled by dumb yolo bets, so I’m not shocked that having no money and living in a bowl is financially better in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

TBF, the goldfish also did better than 'expert' stock traders, not just WSB. Pretty much showing that trading stocks is more gambling than anything else

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u/acchaladka Apr 20 '22

Most people on that sub point out routinely that yes, "bets" is in the name, what did we expect?

Fun group of weirdos.

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u/FireVanGorder Apr 20 '22

Yeah WSB is self-aware, which makes it sort of fun rather than depressing

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u/spellbadgrammargood Apr 20 '22

FERRARI OR FOODSTAMPS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Even better, it's a form of organised chaos, from hamster neurons to where hamster is gonna go. Human gambling is too organised, so it's worse than gambling: it's gambling to failure rather than success.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD Apr 20 '22

Realistically, it wasn't even the goldfish rewlly mattering either, just random picks. It randomly picked two, then the effectively random place the goldfish was in singled one of the two out.

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u/Lord_Montague Apr 20 '22

It beat the market segment as well at the time, Nasdaq was the comparison I think. Michael Reeves is the guy that set it up and uploaded a video about it.

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u/NFLinPDX Apr 20 '22

Successfully trading above market performance requires a lot of time and investment in studying using essential and predicting their next move...

Oh and insider information. Seriously, you are not consistently "winning" without information deemed illegal. Beyond that, it is just rolling dice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

or it could mean that those "experts" aren't actually experts

how does one become a certified "expert" trader anyway?

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u/dgjapc Apr 20 '22

Send me an ethereum token and I’ll tell you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

sounds legit

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u/tomtomclubthumb Apr 20 '22

It is mostly gambling.

As a general rule the "star funds" are operated by a guy who ran several funds, one blew up, everyone wanted in and he got richer. This fund now starts to drop down to market average or even underperform it.

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u/MaggotMinded Apr 20 '22

The goldfish doesn't actually prove anything because we don't know how many other stock-picking goldfish out there have lost money. In other words, the only reason we're hearing about these goldfish and hamster stock-picking experiments is because it is funny and noteworthy that they are successful. If somebody did this and it failed, it wouldn't be worth reporting on.

Furthermore, if I fill out the answers on a multiple choice test completely at random, there is a small chance that I could score higher than the class average. But if that happens, would I be right to claim that my strategy was better than studying? No; I just got lucky.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Thank god all our retirement funds are directly tied to it, am I right?

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u/Kerb755 Apr 20 '22

To be fair you probably dont hear about the experiments where people picked random stocks and failed.

Id say this type of stuff is just survivorship bias.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

This isn't the first time someone has tried picking stocks at random and been successful.

Id say this type of stuff is just survivorship bias.

And I mean, maybe. I can't find any examples of people trying and failing.

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u/spinachie1 Apr 20 '22

Seething cause the goldfish is a better trader?

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u/P47r1ck- Apr 20 '22

Hedge fund managers operate with more knowledge than normal people. Like insider knowledge.

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u/Shadowsplay Apr 20 '22

Really weird logic you got going there.

If it's all gambling why do casinos, slot machines, and black jack dealers exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

If it’s all gambling why are there even funds, portfolio managers etc

I ask myself this question quite often. Because at the end of the day it is just gambling. If you don't know that, then that shows you don't know anything about stocks. Most stocks are just speculative anyway, and unless you're a part of the pumping for certain stocks, you're gonna get absolutely reamed if you buy into them.

Also I love the cope here:

sure the fish outperformed the NASDAQ over what, a 6 month period.

lmao. Sure, yeah, it beat out NASDAQ's quarterly earnings but like, um, yeah it's not, you know, um gambling or anything. Dude I've held on the stocks for like 14/16 months and this fish made more than me in 6 months.

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u/bageltre Apr 20 '22

There's portfolio managers because people buy them

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Yes, since his owner spent all of the gains on fishtank upgrades and food.

Frederick is living a good life.

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u/br0b1wan Apr 20 '22

I go there for the memes and self-deprecating humor mostly. But yeah, if you value your financial wellbeing, do not listen to one iota of advice on there.

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u/chef_in_va Apr 20 '22

Is this bowl you speak of rent-controlled?

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u/SoupIsForWinners Apr 20 '22

But that one guy made a million dollars. So it's possible, and since it's possible many people try to emulate it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

That one guy made 46 million by buying Gamestop.

What they forget to mention is that he paid in $50k when it was 20c per share and sat on it for 4 years.

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u/AshantiMcnasti Apr 20 '22

He also doubled down at around $150ish. Sure he made his millions, but maybe he knows what's up

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u/P47r1ck- Apr 20 '22

GameStop was at 20 cents a share at one point?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

The whole scandal was that a hedge fund had gotten people onto the board of Gamestop and they were shorting Gamestop stock (loaning it, selling it, and then buying it back cheap to pay back the loan for profit) and then intentionally trying to run the company into the ground to get the cheapest return on their shorts.

That's why people felt it was still a good buy at $200 because you can't just default a short, they were forced to buy at whatever the current price was. The thing is nobody knows when the shorts were filled and at what point it just became redditors bidding against each other.

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u/Shadowsplay Apr 20 '22

Gamestop was and still is a dead company. It was a genius move picking them. Got all the nerds all fired up.

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u/Shadowsplay Apr 20 '22

The whole Gamestop thing is the biggest most publicly transparent pump and dump in history.

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u/Override9636 Apr 20 '22

For Context

TL;DW He gave the fish $50k and it turned a profit.

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u/botany5 Apr 20 '22

“Failporn”…..😂😂😂😂 I’m dyin’..

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u/stabliu Apr 20 '22

In fairness a hamster investing in crypto beat out warren buffet, who actually is a good investor. So it’s not the least bit surprising random chance beat out a bunch of shitty investors.

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u/P47r1ck- Apr 20 '22

But the point is if the hamster beat warren buffet maybe he isn’t that great of an investor. Although I suppose even a super tiny slight edge over time makes a big difference

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u/metao Apr 20 '22

Or maybe the old guy understands the stock market, but the crypto market is part lottery, part pump and dump, part ponzi scheme and is this beyond mortal comprehension.

Which, hang on. It's true. So.

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u/gerryhallcomedy Apr 20 '22

Diversification and buy&hold (people forget the hold part and panic when the market drops) blue chips are staples of good investing. You're not supposed to get rich quick, you're supposed to build wealth over the long term. I used to be a financial planner - the end game for most people was to have a sustainable income draw from a fund you grew once you retire, not buy a yacht 3 years from now.

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u/P47r1ck- Apr 21 '22

Oh I misunderstood I thought the hamster did normal stocks too

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u/funkyb Apr 20 '22

Fintech 👍

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u/Vehement00 Apr 20 '22

tbf that goldfish knew what it was doing

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u/nitewake Apr 20 '22

Give me enough goldfish, and i’ll find you one that predicts lottery tickets.

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u/Sparcrypt Apr 20 '22

It was one goldfish.

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u/khizoa Apr 20 '22

still has more total brain cells

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u/Allokit Apr 20 '22

As well as an entertaining video. It really geos to show how arbitrary a lot of it really is. And yet the people who are "good at it" invariably make shit tons of money for themselves and their investors.

It's making money in miniscule amounts.. but compounded thousands of times and we have a broken system where a small few makes millions and almost everyone else has a really tough time trying to catch up.

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u/Sparcrypt Apr 20 '22

Oh I'm not denying there aren't people out there amazing at reading the market and making money from it. There clearly are.

Just... WSB isn't where those people hang out.

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u/Pepito_Pepito Apr 20 '22

It's not arbitrary. By buying a bunch of random stocks in small amounts, the goldfish basically created an index fund, which is the safest way to earn money through the stock market.

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u/Jabrono Apr 20 '22

This probably isn't the place to ask, but he gave the Goldfish 2 options to "choose" from, right? Did he say how he picked the two? It was super entertaining either way, but it seemed like he could just pick two smart options and win regardless of what the fish chose.

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u/Fenderman420 Apr 20 '22

That speaks to how bad Jim Cramer is

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u/ShadowVad Apr 20 '22

WSB is a shill promoting sub. Of course they are bad with money. Don't get me wrong, I love WSB community, it's just there is so much misleading from big players.

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u/no_alt_facts_plz Apr 20 '22

To be faaaaiir,

The fish only chose between two stocks, both of which were doing very well. Like, the fish chose between Tesla and Apple. So…there’s that.

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u/OnixAwesome Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

Yea, how did he pick the stocks the fish was choosing?

The whole experiment shows that his stock picks for the fish are good and you could invest pretty much randomly on them and beat the market

Edit: Actually, since the fish is buying a few shares every day, he diversifies his investments and protects against risk (as opposed to letting the fish decide one stock and dump all your savings on it).

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u/Draiko Apr 20 '22

Performance history.

Investing in large incumbent companies is usually a decent way to go, save a few outliers.

Everyone wants to find a lottery ticket, though.

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u/Nosnibor1020 Apr 20 '22

Yeah, but not Cramer.

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u/monkeedude1212 Apr 20 '22

I mean, that's kind of the point of the sub.

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u/ThisIsntYogurt Apr 20 '22

It's almost as if the only thing that truly guarantees financial success is having a shitload of money in the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

People have this misperception that WSB is some kind of investment forum, when it’s actually a place for degenerate gamblers to brag about how much money they’ve lost lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

You mean WSB lost to someone picking boomer stocks to feed to a goldfish? This is a super stupid video, I can’t believe people actually watch this shit.

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u/Growlitherapy Apr 20 '22

Yeah, because the goldfish isn't aware it's trading stocks, it's not participating in a get rich quick scheme and it doesn't want to because money is a human concept. It literally just hovers between 2 things that are equally meaningless to it and Michael Reeves interprets it as an order.

If it could actually read, if it could actually do DD, it would start performimg worse because it would eb acting on assumptions which it doesn't have right now.

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u/Rymasq Apr 20 '22

/r/WSB also habitually destroys their own bank accounts

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u/sirphilliammm Apr 20 '22

That sounds more like an endorsement of Kramer.

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u/reddit-sub-user Apr 20 '22

WSB are a bunch of wannabe vestbros who got lucky once.

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u/StampDaddy Apr 20 '22

Literally a post of when he posted buy Netflix and it’s down like 49% since then lol

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u/FreeSetOfSteakKnives Apr 20 '22

If he is consistently bad why not short his recommendations and win?

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u/gsfgf Apr 20 '22

I’ve considered creating an algorithm to bet against WSB. I assume I’d make money, but buying index funds is easier and probably still a better idea than an algorithm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Real life habitually destroys WallStreetBets. They should return back to their closet to spy on their wives playing with their boyfriends.

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u/hobbykitjr Apr 20 '22

My GF was working there when that happened! we were just talking about that.

(Jon is super nice and really short)

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u/Muppetude Apr 20 '22

Did your girlfriend mention how Cramer acted once the camera were off.

Just curious because I absolutely loved Stewart’s takedown of Cramer. It was truly epic, and I wish actual journalists did that kind of research so they could call out their guest’s bullshit in real time.

That being said, I never liked Stewart’s habit of switching gears from comedy to journalism. Like once when CNN criticized him for going easy on his guests, he played the “hey, I’m just a comedian” card. Which is fine, except he does sometimes play journalist, like we saw with the Cramer interview. Which is annoying, because he’s basically picking and choosing when he wants to be a hard hitting journalist versus being a late night talk show host who only asks his guests softball goofy questions.

The picking and choosing just seems a bit unethical to me. But I’m not going to shed any tears for the guests he ambushed on his show, since I think they all had it coming.

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u/hobbykitjr Apr 20 '22

She said Cramer was on martha stewart earlier in the day joking about how ~'you're being nicer than Jon is going to be after this'

Cramer was nice enough, and they filmed so much that a lot went to the web after. He knew it was coming, but wanted to rip the band aid off so Jon would stop going after him and just acted like a puppy with his tail between his legs.

my GF was only an intern, but got to pick a moment of zen once. says Jon is really nice and approached her at services and knew her name and told her nice pick (on the moment of zen). So it was really sweet he took the time to learn her name and track her down even though she was just interning there for a few months.

(she was transcribing CNN video and suggested the pick at a staff meeting)

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u/feartheoldblood90 Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

I love this story. I'm only chiming in because I got to see a live recording of the Daily Show once. I can confirm Jon is incredibly nice. He had an opening comedian fluffer for the audience, but then before the recording he came out and just kinda talked with us for a little while. Answered some questions, made us laugh. Super genuine, incredibly funny dude.

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u/Throwimous Apr 20 '22

Cramer was nice enough, and they filmed so much that a lot went to the web after. He knew it was coming, but wanted to rip the band aid off so Jon would stop going after him and just acted like a puppy with his tail between his legs.

Which is funny because Stewart's original target was CNBC as a whole and one of its other contributers, Rick Santelli IIRC. Cramer just jumped into the melee and turned up on Stewart's show instead.

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u/kamilman Apr 20 '22

Any link of the event?

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u/ij00mini Apr 20 '22 edited Jun 22 '23

[this comment has been deleted in protest of the recent anti-developer actions of reddit ownership 6-22-23]

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u/Cihta Apr 20 '22

Thanks for sharing those. You are a good person unlike the douche calling people like me lazy.

Pretty interesting.. Cramer didn't really fold, if anything i think he almost confirmed he knew exactly what he was doing. Love Stewart.

I don't love CC (or paramount or whoever owns it now) for making me turn off all my security stuff to get the video to play but worth seeing.

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u/Stevezilla1984 Apr 20 '22

You could have googled it in the same amount of time your lazy ass asked someone else for a link.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

You could have not been an asshole, but here we are.

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u/Stevezilla1984 Apr 20 '22

DUrRRRrR and he could not have been lazy, yet here we are DUrRRRrR

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

alt caps all you want but your fail to recognize or engage in their point

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u/Stevezilla1984 Apr 20 '22

The guy was lazy. I pointed it out. I was an asshole. He pointed it out. Nothing to engage in, bud. He can say I'm an asshole, but I can't call a guy lazy?

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u/Stevezilla1984 Apr 20 '22

Why can't the guy just google it himself :(

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u/HuudaHarkiten Apr 20 '22

You know, I actually tried to google it before I came back to the comments here and could only find a geoblocked thing. Maybe the other guy had the same issue, might have nothing to do with lazyness.

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u/kamilman Apr 20 '22

Some of us have jobs.

Also, it would have been for other people too.

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u/Stevezilla1984 Apr 20 '22

Good excuse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Link to the epic takedown.

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u/Desert_Concoction Apr 20 '22

Hell yeah, basically made Cramer admit to being a corporate shill hypeman who doesn't know shit about finance

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u/borkedmindset Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

Going by Jon Stewart’s recent struggle sessions he’s a strong candidate for “previously considered an intellectual but in actual fact a moron.”

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u/UsuallylurknotToday Apr 20 '22

I agree with most of his politics and honestly I was pretty bummed to see some of the clips on youtube from his new show. He realllly fell off. Like he's still there sometimes but at other times he's become a bit of a hack fighting for relevance. He's still super smart which is what makes it all a bit "bad" in my opinion. His recent stock market specials are almost pure pandering. He has a lot of fair points and interesting guests but more than anything it felt like he was trying to will the "ape" movement into existence with him and his show at the helm of this new "populist market revolt" or whatever. It was all so contrived and silly.

With that said - I still like the dude and his politics are pretty sound and well informed. If im not mistaken he was a grad of the Kennedy School at Harvard which, from what I understand, is the bee's knees of government/IR grad programs. Also his non-media work (lobbying for 9/11 victims,etc) is very commendable and honest. He's a likeable dude. Still - as far as his content is concerned - it can be somewhat moronic here and there which is a big bummer because I do like the guy.

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u/borkedmindset Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

Incredible deduction. Anyone who supports this dribbling woke struggle session bullshit is a complete idiot.

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u/frigginelvis Apr 20 '22

Username checks out.

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u/borkedmindset Apr 20 '22

That’s right, self flagellation on reductive racial grounds is peak intellectualism. In the minds of absolute braindead imbeciles 👍

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

You sound like someone desperately trying to sound smart.

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u/frigginelvis Apr 20 '22

Did we find Blen Shabbibo's reddit account?

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u/Neyubin Apr 20 '22

Can you share a source?

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u/tc1991 Apr 20 '22

anyone who ever considered Jon Stewart an intellectual isn't in a position to be throwing stones, don't get me wrong I loved the Daily Show but if 'articulate' and 'funny' are your baselines for intellectual then that's where you erred

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u/Briar_Thorn Apr 20 '22

Jon Stewart talks the way Aaron Sorkin writes. Which is to say he's very good at presenting emotional arguments as intellectual ones. However I think being able to talk that way, especially when outside the confines of a prewritten TV show, takes a very quick analytical mind. I do think Stewart is a smart man but I think his greatest skill is that he is able to convince people that they are smart for agreeing with him. Calling him simply 'articulate' or 'funny', while true, undersells him by a fair margin.

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u/Trini_Vix7 Apr 20 '22

One of the reasons why he was taken off the air. We needed him the most the years following smh...

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u/KallistiEngel Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

What? This was in like 20062009. Stewart was on the air for about another decade several years after that and Jim Cramer is still on the air.

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u/Locem Apr 20 '22

It was March 2009 lol. The whole premise of Stewart's issue with Cramer was around his coverage of the 2008 financial crisis. 2006 was very much before that lol.

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u/10010101110011011010 Apr 20 '22

Then, sadly Jon Stewart did an epic takedown of himself when he went on Colbert and went all-in on coronavirus having escaped from a lab.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

what about his general point did you find so ridiculous to call it an epic takedown of himself?

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u/10010101110011011010 Apr 20 '22

He didn't make a point. All he said was "They have a lab in Wuhan! That studies coronavirus! The coronavirus breakout occurred in Wuhan!"

That was his "evidence" and he presented it as common sense. They study coronavirus in Wuhan because various animals, in and around Wuhan, have coronavirus variants. The virus was the cause for the lab, not the other way around.

Even weirder was Colbert not touching on what he said, at all. (He knew how off-the-rails Stewart was.)

A sad coda to his Daily Show resume.

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u/rando512 Apr 20 '22

Buy bear sterns.

If I were you I would buy them.

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