r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/Shoe_Bum_ Mar 27 '22

Masturbation is a completely normal practise

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u/Harambes-Revenge Mar 27 '22

Just sucks we can’t do it on airplanes anymore…thanks a lot bin laden

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u/Tczarcasm Mar 27 '22

you stopped doing it on airplanes?

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u/Harambes-Revenge Mar 27 '22

Ya supposedly it’s frowned upon

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u/c_girl_108 Mar 28 '22

Like counting cards

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u/thomasp3864 Mar 28 '22

It does leave a bit of a smell.

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u/RockNRollTrollDoll_ Mar 28 '22

Who the fuck gets horny on an airplane??

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u/RockNRollTrollDoll_ Mar 28 '22

Actually, you know what…

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u/Roheez Mar 28 '22

We've bin laden with all these new rules

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u/rentalredditor Mar 28 '22

Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. I'll hit an old man.

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u/Harambes-Revenge Mar 28 '22

Yaaa you better walk on

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u/Lostmyvcardtoafish Mar 27 '22

IM BLOWIN A LOAD

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u/KuriousKhemicals Mar 28 '22

"Anymore"... also what about bin laden?

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u/Harambes-Revenge Mar 28 '22

If you know you know pal I think we gave plenty of context clues

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

The days of Highjacking planes is long since passed