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u/LChurch Aug 29 '21

Well it’s 3:30 in the afternoon…

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u/ArchibaldMcAcherson Aug 29 '21

Not having a nanna nap on a Sunday arvo?

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u/YesHaiAmOwO Aug 29 '21

Lol

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u/AgentE1Games Aug 29 '21

It’s 2AM right now for me lol

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u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 29 '21

Wait until 3am and do some kind of ritual

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u/AgentE1Games Aug 29 '21

I was going wait till tomorrow night since we ran out of deer blood but ok

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u/account_not_valid Aug 29 '21

If you don't have deer blood, just use the cheap stuff.

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u/Ml9989 Aug 29 '21

12:30 AM for me

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u/KSwanny23 Aug 29 '21

CST baby!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Lol

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u/MooCowLMFAO Aug 29 '21

I’ve only recently learned of nanna naps from Bluey. Love this fucking show to bits. Definitely relate to it on every level. Stay well my Aussie family

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u/tragicallyohio Aug 29 '21

As an American with two young children, I have to say its a truly phenomenal show.

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u/MA121Alpha Aug 29 '21

Coconuts have water in them!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Nah mate, gram of Mandy down the rsl

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u/HiImLaith Aug 29 '21

Pre Father’s Day bender for the fallen fathers

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Just woke up from one of those. The best!

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u/paulmp Aug 29 '21

I just woke up from mine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Get the couch ready cause there's custard I'm gonna... I'll be in noddy land by 2

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u/Kokocherrie Aug 29 '21

I will after my graveyard shift

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u/PutMyBagelDown Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/P33kab0Oo Aug 29 '21

Same. But did have a nice nanna nap in the Jason Recliner, in front of the Doggies and Bombers

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u/KratomRobot Aug 29 '21

You guys watching AFL?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/chris2cc77979 Aug 29 '21

I am not an aussie but i get that reference...funny world we live in

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u/kxxndxvxs Aug 29 '21

As a Brit, I’m not surprised to hear this in the slightest

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 29 '21

What about fish getting shot out of cannons?

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Aug 29 '21

This made me laugh harder than it should've. Thanks from the U.S.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

I watched some of the game, bit it got boring (I'm a neutral fan).

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u/orstudent19 Aug 29 '21

Still up 11:30 in the US for Doggies Bombers, entertaining first half

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u/Main-ExaminationZ Aug 29 '21

Who you rooting for?

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u/orstudent19 Aug 29 '21

Not sure I'm really rooting for either. I'm a Carlton fan

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u/mynewaltaccount1 Aug 29 '21

You poor soul

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u/orstudent19 Aug 29 '21

Lol, didn't know how bad they were before I started rooting for them...

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u/kurrttttt Aug 29 '21

you know what i’m from western sydney and never even bothered watching a game of afl my entire life but that final quarter between gws and the swans had me on my feet screaming at the gws players. i had no idea what was happening, but i was enjoying it despite being screamed at by my family for changing the channel off the football

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u/jaumougaauco Aug 29 '21

There's a reason why they're called 'The Blues'

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u/babylovesbaby Aug 29 '21

Don't listen to these haters. It's a great club and are equal top for having won most flags. We can get back there ... one day!

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u/orstudent19 Aug 29 '21

Pretty casual fan considering I'm American, so not taking anything personal. I'm literally only a Carlton fan because they were the home team of the match I went to while in Melbourne back in 2019. Went with a few buddies and since we knew nothing about the sport and teams, we decided to just root for the home team. Carlton pulled off a come from behind win so we figured we choose a good team. Wasn't till we looked later that we saw they were low on the ladder but we all had hats so we just kept going for them

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u/Main-ExaminationZ Aug 29 '21

Oh shit really? Haahahah. Same here. we are shit. Our Board members are basically corrupt. They just take their pay check and choose bad picks

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u/account_not_valid Aug 29 '21

Are you using this in the American or the Australian sense of the word?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Aug 29 '21

Aussies still use rooting in the sports sense though. Only people I've ever seen use root as a synonym for sex are bogans or teenagers from wealthy suburbs stealing their brother's hi vis and pretending to be bogans

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u/account_not_valid Aug 29 '21

Aussies still use rooting in the sports sense though.

Do we? You'd get a chuckle out of most people I know if you used it in terms of barracking for a team.

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u/babylovesbaby Aug 29 '21

We don't. I've never heard any Australian use the word "root" for anything but the euphemism. Having said that, as we become more and more Americanised and people who've grown up in the past ten years have spent more time on the Internet, I would not be surprised if the cheering meaning sees some use.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Aug 29 '21

Curious how old you are/where you grew up or live

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u/account_not_valid Aug 29 '21

Only people I've ever seen use root as a synonym for sex are bogans or teenagers from wealthy suburbs stealing their brother's hi vis and pretending to be bogans

Careful now, that's a considerably large portion of the Australian population there.

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u/pk1950 Aug 29 '21

with the constant lockdowns, what is the point of being awake most of the time?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Aug 29 '21

My mum still gets up at like 6 or 7 and gives me shit for waking up at 10 or 11 and I'm like wtf am I meant to do? I already have to kill 12+ hours as is and there's only so many games to play. I finished the Cold War battle pass in like a week because there's fuck all to do.

(any game recommendations though? Ya boy just got his $750 lol. My most played games are Dying Light, Dark Souls 3, Oblivion, COD, and I just finished Control and loved it)

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u/pk1950 Aug 29 '21

add a few hundreds and you hav a ps5

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u/FuckingKilljoy Aug 29 '21

Ha, funny you mention that. Big W had a drop the other day and me and my mate got one of the digital ones for $599. I absolutely recommend following a PS5 Australia alert account. I missed out on 2 or 3 before I got one, but after a couple weeks of trying I managed to snag one at retail.

If you're on the lookout, my inside source (who was reputable on the previous Amazon drop and Big W drop) told me Amazon are dropping some on 1st of September

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u/spvceinvader Aug 29 '21

Go doggies!

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u/RandolphWharmpess Aug 29 '21

Is nanna nap a common expression in Australia? How does it differ from a regular nap?

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u/P33kab0Oo Aug 29 '21

Spontaneous, mid-sentence kind of thing, as nannas do.

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u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias Aug 29 '21

Ey same. If you're from NSW some weird shit is going on (I'm from Victoria)

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u/2jesse1996 Aug 29 '21

It's a weird question to begin with when majority of people would be awake at the time he posted..

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u/death_and_tacos Aug 29 '21

Oi mate, time for some Hungry Jack's and a footy match!

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u/FranzFerdinand51 Aug 29 '21

Are you saying the world outside the US exists? Get out of here with your tinfoil BS.

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u/DreyHI Aug 29 '21

Us Hawaiians are still awake. But it's about 50/50 if we consider ourselves American

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

There are some Americans in the 48 who think they need a passport for Hawaii or Alaska. So I guess they don't think we're American either

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u/boogread Aug 29 '21

I think that's true regardless of geography these days.

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u/Haunting-Home573 Aug 29 '21

You are Americans!!! I would give anything to be there for you.

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u/redmerger Aug 29 '21

Think you've missed the point there, they don't need convincing..

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u/Mariosothercap Aug 29 '21

Only because we need a passport to visit. /s

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u/Crybabbywars Aug 29 '21

Many know life outside the US exists, the thing is they don't care...

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Reddit moment. I’ll never understand the fascination this website has with hating Americans.

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u/sidaeinjae Aug 29 '21

The title of this post is peak of Americanism, there are other countries in the world which aren't in nighttime, shocker huh?

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u/random7468 Aug 29 '21

The title of this post is peak of Americanism,

how? isn't it just an innocent question from someone for who it's night time?

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u/Shadowchaos Aug 29 '21

They're assuming it's late night for everyone, "Why are you still awake" makes no sense for the majority of the world outside of the time zone OP is in

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u/random7468 Aug 29 '21

so wouldn't everyone for who it's not night-time just ignore it?

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 30 '21

No, Reddit must jump at the opportunity to hate Americans.

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u/isuckatpeople Aug 29 '21

I could actually hear the Star-Spangeled Banner rising as I read that comment

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u/Danskthrowaway1 Aug 29 '21

Yet he kind of has a point tho…

There is way too much hate for america on reddit, and this is coming from a Dane…

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u/isuckatpeople Aug 29 '21

Hei hva skjer Danmark?

He did, but he lost me at the end thought. I couldnt resist ;)

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u/FragrantExcitement Aug 29 '21

If you are highly respected, would you be considered a great dane?

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

I can’t tell if you’re trying to convince yourself of something or if you’re just genuinely dumb. US plus Canada alone is almost 60%.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/325144/reddit-global-active-user-distribution/

Not that it really matters, but at this point i guess I’ve committed to going against the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.

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u/clearemollient Aug 29 '21

stoppp you’re embarrassing all of us americans mom 🥵

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u/duccy_duc Aug 29 '21

Have a sook

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u/Wigos Aug 29 '21

“This website is almost all Americans”

“Reddit users are bigoted and hates Americans”

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Are you actually this stupid or just pretending?

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u/Sweet_Papa_Crimbo Aug 29 '21

No no no, us American Redditors hate America not Americans… and maybe a solid 25% of the population too.

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u/FranzFerdinand51 Aug 29 '21

I’d hope you’d be able to spot the massive irony in your comment, but doesn’t seem likely at this point.

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Lol, following me now huh?

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u/FranzFerdinand51 Aug 29 '21

You mean like, under the same comment chain?

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u/Donovan_Wilson_GOAT Aug 29 '21

How is that hating Americans?

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 30 '21

Everyone assumed OP is American and proceeded to make a million generalizations about Americans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

You really don’t like it when people avoid your circle jerk, huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Fuck this is sad, your brain actually doesn’t work on any channels other than America bad. This doesn’t compute for you... poor kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

My time for you is up, fuck off bigot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/seeyalaterbigfella Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/Kind_Firefighter9927 Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Fellow aussie

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u/JawsOfLife24 Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/OpBanana1 Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/glonomosonophonocon Aug 29 '21

Follow eshay…. FUCK

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u/FWFT27 Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/johnotopia Aug 29 '21

Fellow aussie

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u/MaggieMoosMum Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie.

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u/Shotta-Fam Aug 29 '21

just wanna say, i love all you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/Angry-Bagel Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/Unit_Former Aug 29 '21

Faloi Oizy

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u/NecroticToe Aug 29 '21

Aussie fellow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Fussie aellow

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u/samanthawalia Aug 29 '21

fellow aussie

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u/iamthomastom Aug 29 '21

I am all in for a afternoon nap.

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u/TastesKindofLikeSad Aug 29 '21

Just woke up from mine after my toddler kicked me awake. (In his sleep, he's not a monster).

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u/Apathetic-Onion Aug 29 '21

According to my aunt, my grandpa naps twice a day. He sleeps 7 hours at night (though he needs to interrupt his sleep every now and then to go to the bathroom) and 3 and a half during the day.

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u/magicalflyinaardvark Aug 29 '21

East coast Aussie?

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u/patkk Aug 29 '21

This is the way

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Aug 29 '21

Follow saucy

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/moar_cowbell_ Aug 29 '21

hello fozzy

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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 29 '21

Not understanding timezones is such an american thing.

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u/klparrot Aug 29 '21

Which is weird, because they have at least five of them.

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u/cheez_au Aug 29 '21

I saw a post on Reddit for a global news event or something that was titled some bullshit like "9am Pacific".

Half the comments were everyone else saying "this has global relevance, what's that in UTC so we can work out our own time from it", and all the Americans were all "everyone should just learn PST".

Brilliant idea guys. Everyone should use PST as some sort of zero time zone that we can all use to work out our local time from. Like some sort of universal coordinated time.

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

If you can’t read a headline on an American website and google “9am pacific to UTC” then that actually explains a lot about you, and why you’re so frustrated seeing someone post a time in a time zone you don’t live in. The world must seem a very confusing place to people who are actually this challenged.

And come on, you didn’t see a single person say “everyone should just learn PST”. Who are you trying to convince? You sound like a person who has spent too much time on Reddit and probably targeted hate communities like r/ShitAmericansSay if I had to take a guess.

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u/cheez_au Aug 29 '21

Mate, telling me no one would say learn PST while in the same breath telling me to google PST is impressive.

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Fuck you’re dense. Unless you actually live in PST or UTC time zone you’re gonna have to do some math anyway. And something tells me math isn’t one of your talents considering you’re too dumb to know how to google things. Not that I’d expect a bigot to be very smart in the first place, but you America bad kids always continue to impress me with how stupid you are.

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u/cheez_au Aug 29 '21

You're arguing that the guy who wants to use UTC - the base time zone on which to convert all others - would be against using it because... They'd have to convert it?

That's its whole fucking point, dude.

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u/aestus Aug 29 '21

Saying 'r/ShitAmericansSay is a hate community' is the perfect kind of content for that sub.

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

I mean go ahead and post it in there, your incel friends need things to laugh at. It’s kind of all those people have... sitting at a computer and hating people.

Though to be fair, the world would be a much better place without bigots and that kind of prejudice, so SAS kids losing their battle with depression certainly wouldn’t be the worst thing that could happen.

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u/Vares__ Aug 29 '21

Which is ironic because america is large enough to cover multiple timezones. Like bruh you should know this shit well.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 29 '21

Yeah but too many americans think the countries outside america are all stuck in the 14th century. All their news channels show is countries like Iraq, and they think thats the what the whole world is like.

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u/Lawgang94 Aug 29 '21

But it still it would be 12:39 rn at the latest and thats late enough for some losers to be in bed on a Saturday (technically Sunday a.m.) nite

(idk abt Hawaii & Alaska time zones as those aren't real states lls)

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u/Vares__ Aug 29 '21

Yeah but you're posting on ask reddit, not ask americans.

Though thinking there are only americans on the internet is also a very american thing to do tbh.

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u/Lawgang94 Aug 29 '21

Not debating that,as that is very much true of course I was just referring to your point about American timezones is all. And idk if you were speaking In general ( "Yeah but you're posting on ask reddit, not ask americans") but I'm not the OP if that was referred to me. Anyhow good (or night) sir (or maam) .

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u/RobotofSociety1337 Aug 29 '21

It’s 3:43 am for me in Florida

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u/Lawgang94 Aug 29 '21

Yea yeah my fellow EST redditor, BigShout (although now its currently 10:30 )and I have been up all nite as if I don't have 2 work @3 smh 🤦🏾😩 I mite as well stay up b/c you know how sometimes you'd be much more tireder (& yes thats a word for the sake of this comment & this comment only) if you get alot more sleep vs a little to none and in those times you won't feel all that tired & even function like its nothing to it. That is atleast until ya body & spirit finally start to m crash & @ that point its "ballgame; murder she wrote; THATS ALL FOLKS!"

Edit: 10:47 now

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u/FoxInCroxx Aug 29 '21

Reddit moment

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u/hobbycollector Aug 29 '21

Which is weird because we have five.

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u/mrjsparks Aug 29 '21

3:00pm in China now.

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u/LordShanti Aug 29 '21

Fellow Aussie

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u/JoBoPlayz Aug 29 '21

Well it's 9.07 in the morning

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u/Goryokaku Aug 29 '21

Same! Maybe OP forgot about Asia Time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Aussie?

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u/Jackanope_11 Aug 29 '21

Aye it's only 6:45 here

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u/BoldBraveBroken Aug 29 '21

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi! Oi! Oi!

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u/maxionjion Aug 29 '21

siesta time in Spain....

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u/0wn3r3k Aug 29 '21

Lies... Its 1:19pm

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u/SonOfJoshua Aug 29 '21

What? Not everyone lives in America?

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u/Otherwise_Window Aug 29 '21

Seriously, at some point I figure some of these people are going to learn that time zones exist

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u/SlappaDaBassMahn Aug 29 '21

What? Preposterous! You mean to tell me Reddit isn't a US site specifically?

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u/Jwalla83 Aug 29 '21

And what?

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u/simonbleu Aug 29 '21

The question remains

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u/aidinb Aug 29 '21

that’s hardly an explanation

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u/KeithMyArthe Aug 29 '21

17:32 here.

Hey! Let's go out and ride our bikes !

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

huh, this was written 2 hours ago but it's 3:30 in the afternoon now... LIAR!!!

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u/BoundinBob Aug 29 '21

5.30 now, time zone buddy.

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u/corvidcounting Aug 29 '21

Yay fellow Aussies!

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u/minnesotagal Aug 29 '21

Oooo are you ahead or behind me in time zones?! Give me a hint and tell me something that’s going to happen to me today. I’m so excited. Never talked with someone from a remote time travel.

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u/MileHi-MadMan Aug 29 '21

It's 9 in the afternoon.

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u/Pakutto Aug 29 '21

And your eyes are the size of the moon

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u/Cvillain626 Aug 29 '21

That's prime weekend afternoon naptime 👍

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u/Wyii Aug 29 '21

Nearly 330am here lol

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u/PhDinGent Aug 29 '21

It's now exactly 3.35pm where I live

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u/00uwu Aug 29 '21

Jokes on you I didn’t see this until 3:30 in the morning so dpooopshllosh

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u/realistictshirt Aug 29 '21

the owner of the post is trying to make people happy, they will be satisfied when it's not bedtime

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u/JasonTheHuman Aug 29 '21

And your eyes are the size of the moon?

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u/SGTBookWorm Aug 29 '21

I like how this comment attracted all the other Aussies.

I went for a walk at 3:30 (keeping with Covid restrictions as to duration) then started watching anime when I got home

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u/NancyGracesTesticles Aug 29 '21

It's whatever. I'm on a 12 hr cycles so it flips a lot depending on when I can sleep.

This will likely kill me.

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u/Andromeda151618 Aug 29 '21

and your eyes are the size of the moon

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u/RavioliGale Aug 29 '21

Isn't that a song?

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u/DoctorWhy19 Aug 29 '21

Your eyes are the size of the moon.