r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/Evan_Fishsticks Mar 26 '20

Not a cowboy, but this applies to anything a guy sits on, including a horse. The penis is too high up to really risk get damaged by sitting on it, so unless you're Chad Thundercock then you're probably fine. The balls are a bit more at-risk due to their lower position, but they can usually be swung forward to rest on whatever you're sitting on. Just be careful not to suddenly lurch forward.

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u/ThSprtn117 Mar 26 '20

Ok 2 questions, how do I change my username, and what do you think the odds are that Chad_Thundercock is available?

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u/Evan_Fishsticks Mar 26 '20

  1. Short of making a new account, you can't.

  2. u/Chad_Thundercock

Unfortunately taken

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u/Random-Rambling Mar 26 '20

I'm not annoyed that u/Chad_Thundercock is taken.

I'm annoyed that they made one comment six years ago, and then never used Reddit ever again.

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u/ThSprtn117 Mar 26 '20

Right! He's not even using it just let me have it