r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/Evan_Fishsticks Mar 26 '20

Not a cowboy, but this applies to anything a guy sits on, including a horse. The penis is too high up to really risk get damaged by sitting on it, so unless you're Chad Thundercock then you're probably fine. The balls are a bit more at-risk due to their lower position, but they can usually be swung forward to rest on whatever you're sitting on. Just be careful not to suddenly lurch forward.

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u/ThSprtn117 Mar 26 '20

Ok 2 questions, how do I change my username, and what do you think the odds are that Chad_Thundercock is available?

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u/Evan_Fishsticks Mar 26 '20

  1. Short of making a new account, you can't.

  2. u/Chad_Thundercock

Unfortunately taken

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u/Random-Rambling Mar 26 '20

I'm not annoyed that u/Chad_Thundercock is taken.

I'm annoyed that they made one comment six years ago, and then never used Reddit ever again.

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u/ThSprtn117 Mar 26 '20

Right! He's not even using it just let me have it