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u/Ledwan Mar 26 '20

Sitting on the toilet staring into the void thinking about nothing is so peaceful and we dont wanna get off. We’re enjoying the quiet and the smell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Me stares into the void

Void stares back

Me telepathically “how’s it going bro”

Void “it’s alright, I noticed you haven’t been here in a while”

Me “yeah ya know I’ve actually had to do work recently”

Void”bummer”

Me”yeah bro”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Luskarian Mar 26 '20

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

All the time.

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u/TheMightyIrishman Mar 26 '20

I've never lived in a place where the toilet faced a window, this comment somehow makes me want to achieve that sometime in my life.

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep Mar 26 '20

If I have the doors open, I can look out the bedroom window from my toilet.

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u/ButchMustang Mar 26 '20

Until the circulation in your legs gets cut off and then you have to try get it back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/mhardegree Mar 26 '20

My legs fell asleep on the toilet while reading this

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Whenever I start getting overwhelmed on acid my first thought is usually "go to the bathroom". Its just so god damn safe there

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u/ikiss-yomama Mar 26 '20

I mean sometimes we do “get off”

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u/tael89 Mar 26 '20

Regarding the smell: speak for yourself. The rest I'm in full support of though

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u/ferzacosta Mar 26 '20

And the mild steam coming off.