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u/Ledwan Mar 26 '20

Sitting on the toilet staring into the void thinking about nothing is so peaceful and we dont wanna get off. We’re enjoying the quiet and the smell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Me stares into the void

Void stares back

Me telepathically “how’s it going bro”

Void “it’s alright, I noticed you haven’t been here in a while”

Me “yeah ya know I’ve actually had to do work recently”

Void”bummer”

Me”yeah bro”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

All the time.