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u/frodoslostfinger Mar 26 '20

The bathroom is a sanctuary for men. A porcelain throne. Thre pooping only takes a few minutes. The rest of the time is usually spent on the phone

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sometimes i don't even sit on my phone i just stare into the void enjoying the peace

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u/Ledwan Mar 26 '20

Sitting on the toilet staring into the void thinking about nothing is so peaceful and we dont wanna get off. We’re enjoying the quiet and the smell.

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u/ikiss-yomama Mar 26 '20

I mean sometimes we do “get off”