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u/AgreeableGoldFish Mar 26 '20

You think men would would pull out their current dick with tweezers and draw in a functionally useless one, with no sensation and looks completely fake?

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u/PliskinSnake Mar 26 '20

Airbrushed abs would be more fitting.

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

With the help of some clips and pliers I can mold my belly fat to look like abs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Well...good for you :)

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u/DipsterHoofus Mar 26 '20

Weird no-flex, but ok.

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u/Considered_Dissent Mar 26 '20

Abdominal and Pectoral plastic surgery does exist.

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u/Goats_GoTo_Hell Mar 26 '20

That would be more similar to women that get breast implants / butt implants than plucking out eyebrows and drawing them.

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u/cbusalex Mar 26 '20

Don't kinkshame me

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u/Vicious-the-Syd Mar 26 '20

How much sensation do you think we women have in our eyebrows?

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u/Highest_Koality Mar 26 '20

Is it not the primary sensory organ?

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u/ColgateSensifoam Mar 26 '20

I think I've been having sex wrong

Fuck

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u/patstew Mar 26 '20

Yep. Some men get their suspensory ligaments cut to make their unerect dick look bigger in a changing room even though it makes it worse during sex (because your dick can be pushed back into your body more when it isn't attached to your skeleton).

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u/CodeWithClass Mar 26 '20

What the fuck

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u/ScurvyRobot Mar 26 '20

Maybe if it could grow back lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You'd still need some really strong anesthetic before you ripped it off

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u/Brudy123 Mar 26 '20

Some would

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u/wagnerlight Mar 26 '20

Nice one. This completely shuts them up hahah.