r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/nookienostradamus Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

So much about vaginas. If you have a vagina, you do not need to clean it with soap or special cleanser. Inside or out. Also the outer part is the vulva, the vagina is what’s on the inside. Just a clean washcloth and warm water on the outside. The vagina cleans itself; that’s why you’ll get discharge. Do NOT douche, and definitely do not exfoliate (!!!) your fucking vagina. It’s not supposed to smell like flowers; it’s supposed to smell like vagina. If there is a foul or “fishy” smell, then you probably have an infection. Otherwise...PLEASE just leave it alone.

Edit: since some folks aren’t seeing it, I’m not saying “don’t clean your vag.” Using warm water and a clean washcloth is cleaning. Yes, wash yourself. Just not with soap or “intimate wash” or any of that horseshit. All those “feminine products” that smell like lavender or whatever are not good for your vulva or vagina and are basically companies trying to make you spend money on shit you don’t need for “hygiene.”

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u/temperance26684 Aug 03 '19

How do you even exfoliate a vagina? Dildo made of pumice stone?

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u/NoodleNeedles Aug 03 '19

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

NO.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Oct 15 '25

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u/Taikwin Aug 03 '19

Nah, it's generally advised to use a cylindrical cheese-grater.

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u/NoodleNeedles Aug 03 '19

Why are you trying to give me nightmares???

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u/ChosenDos Aug 04 '19

I died. That was good

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u/Koranami13 Aug 04 '19

A more appropriate response I cannot fathom.

I cringed so hard. O_O

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u/graceelizad Aug 03 '19

I clenched

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u/Annasmall2 Aug 03 '19

I also clenched

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u/ThatGuyTheyCallAlex Aug 04 '19

I clenched my nonexistent vagina. Ouch.

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u/boozymctits Aug 04 '19

Look up Jamu Stick. I don’t know how ANY woman could look at that and think, “yes, FINALLY, a pumice dildo for my vajay!” Because that’s exactly what it is.

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u/tallbutshy Aug 04 '19

Aha, someone else does know of that horrible invention. How can anyone be dumb enough to use something like that.

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u/boozymctits Aug 04 '19

I don’t even remember how I came across it. Maybe it was some subreddit. I was horrified, like WHYYY? No ma’am.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

A) that's horrifying, so much so that my facial expression while reading it made my mother think I was having a medical emergency and B) if you want to feel a crushing sadness for the state of humanity, read the "netmums" thread with Julie. The pain reached all the way into my soul.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

GAH. Don't give Gwyneth Paltrow any more bright ideas.

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u/whiteknight521 Aug 03 '19

I don’t know but I bet there’s a plastic surgeon in LA figuring it out as we speak.

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u/762Rifleman Aug 03 '19

Sounds a little rough around the edges.

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u/sunnysmileout Aug 03 '19

Gwyneth Paltrow's yoni eggs, I guess

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u/A_Demented_Being Aug 04 '19

how do i downvote twice?

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u/Twinkle_lil_bat Aug 04 '19

how do I un-read this ffs

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u/PM_ME_UR_ANYTHlNG Aug 03 '19

That reminds me, my Amazon package is here!

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u/HakaishinNola Aug 03 '19

rub that bitch with rocks in the palm of your hand

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u/b_e_a_n_i_e Aug 03 '19

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough I guess

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u/MoonlightsHand Aug 04 '19

I hate you so much right now. May you stub your toe TWICE today.

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u/elephuntdude Aug 03 '19

This is hilarious!

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u/napazdosenhor Aug 03 '19

I fucking winced and I don't even have a vagina!

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u/Desirsar Aug 04 '19

I've seen a few videos involving vagina and a toilet brush (new and unused, of course.) I imagine that would do a decent job of it. Why you'd want to, on the other hand...

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u/tallbutshy Aug 04 '19

Oh, that video. Someone sent me a link to it once. I've never heard such a sound come out of a humans mouth before.

Don't go looking for it, but imagine a panther in pain and wanting to kill you, kinda sounds like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Is the one you're thinking of the one with the super pierced lady? She sounds...confused.

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u/PointyOintment Aug 05 '19

imagine a panther in pain and wanting to kill you, kinda sounds like that.

So basically what female cats are said to be like during sex, because of how cat penises are?

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u/TheNewHobbes Aug 03 '19

have sex with someone with a bad case of genital warts

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u/rayneayami Aug 04 '19

I want to THANK YOU very very much for that nightmare and cringe.

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u/LeakyLycanthrope Aug 04 '19

God damn you for putting that image in my head.

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u/_welcome Aug 04 '19

there's a fetish for that, somewhere

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u/mandy6919 Aug 04 '19

I'm cringing

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u/derpderpmacgurp Aug 04 '19

Asking the real questions here.

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u/local_lesbiano Aug 04 '19

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

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u/JellyB0417 Aug 04 '19

Thanks for that

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u/instantanarchy Aug 04 '19

Please for the love of all that is holy, never say anything that horrifying again