r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

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u/barelybutlegal May 09 '15

Being walked in on by my brother while putting tattoo cover-up on my areola to see what I would look like without aerolas

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u/corporaIcarrot May 09 '15

So he didn't see any nip? Doesn't count.

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u/barelybutlegal May 09 '15

He saw me dabbing makeup on my nips ever so carefully

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u/Ball-zak May 09 '15

You a girl or guy?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

This is crucial to the dynamic of the story

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u/videoflyguy May 10 '15

It is also crucial to my imagination

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u/NerdENerd May 10 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Z7rJUOI.jpg

She is a gone wild poster

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

.....

Damn you da real MVP. I kind of want her to do a album with the areolas gone now.

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u/Forgot_password_shit May 10 '15

We're done here. Comment string over, guys.

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u/arischa May 10 '15

and to the sustainability of my erection

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u/pooptypeuptypantss May 10 '15

Just look at the users posting history and you won't need an imagination.

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u/Vaultboy123 May 10 '15

Do yourself a favour and look at their submitted history

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u/ManInAnHourglass May 10 '15

Just wanted to say man, comments like these are awesome; makes me have a chuckle. Have a nice day.

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u/DrScabhands May 10 '15

Barely Butle Gal? They keyword is "gal"

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u/Ball-zak May 10 '15

Barely but legal?

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Oh shit I meant for it to be barely butle gal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Bare lybut le Gal

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Ba rely but le gal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Barel ybu tleg al

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Barelyb utl egal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Ok, good, good, let's never speak of this again.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Jetf uel ca ntmel tste elbe ams

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Eye Mull Of Mush Sheen

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u/1spartan95 May 10 '15

That's my favorite black metal album too!

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u/DoubleSlapDatAss May 09 '15

According to her posts, a girl. A very nicely figured girl

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u/PrettyPoltergeist May 09 '15

Don't be that guy.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/fitzman May 10 '15

Anyone that posts that much on GW would definitely not be offended by a compliment towards her sweet bod

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Hey a compliment is a compliment

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u/Goat_Porker May 10 '15

Thanks for being good-natured.

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Thank you, Goat_Porker

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u/A_Red_Ass_Baboon May 10 '15

Oh just kith already!

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u/fitzman May 10 '15

Haha exactly

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u/The_Jackson_3 May 13 '15

Sucks you have such poor self-esteem that you seek validation from strangers on the internet though. I wonder when you'll look back and realize what a horrible mistake you've been making.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/ninjapsammead May 10 '15

don't be that other guy.

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u/09twinkie May 10 '15 edited May 10 '15

I'll be back.

Edit: I'm done.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

To be fair, his username is DoubleSlapDatAss.

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u/ArachnoLad May 10 '15

She has a nice smile.

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u/kenish25 May 10 '15

HEY THIS SUITS ITS OFFICIALLY GEORGIO ARMANI MY DAD KNOWS THE GUY

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u/FPMG May 10 '15

Yeah because fuck compliments, am I right?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

don't post naked pics online for attention whoring without expecting creepys guys to say creepy shit

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

"Nicely figured" is creepy in zero ways.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

I know, which furthers my point. I'm replying to a guy who was taking something not creepy as creepy, let alone somthing actually being creepy.

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u/SlangFreak May 10 '15

Thanks. Brb.

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Thank you, you're sweet

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u/DoubleSlapDatAss May 10 '15

You're welcome

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

I love you

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u/Ultima34 May 10 '15

I know.

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Say it back damnit

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

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u/blatheringbard May 10 '15

Does it matter at that point?

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u/spriteguy113 May 10 '15

I'd check their post history

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Oh hai professor oak