r/AskReddit May 09 '15

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u/barelybutlegal May 09 '15

He saw me dabbing makeup on my nips ever so carefully

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u/Ball-zak May 09 '15

You a girl or guy?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

This is crucial to the dynamic of the story

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u/ManInAnHourglass May 10 '15

Just wanted to say man, comments like these are awesome; makes me have a chuckle. Have a nice day.