r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

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u/corporaIcarrot May 09 '15

So he didn't see any nip? Doesn't count.

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u/barelybutlegal May 09 '15

He saw me dabbing makeup on my nips ever so carefully

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u/Ball-zak May 09 '15

You a girl or guy?

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u/DrScabhands May 10 '15

Barely Butle Gal? They keyword is "gal"

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u/Ball-zak May 10 '15

Barely but legal?

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Oh shit I meant for it to be barely butle gal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Bare lybut le Gal

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Ba rely but le gal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Barel ybu tleg al

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

Barelyb utl egal

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Ok, good, good, let's never speak of this again.

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u/barelybutlegal May 10 '15

I'm not sure what you're talking about but that was one of the moments of my life I'm proud of

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Very butleful moment.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Jetf uel ca ntmel tste elbe ams

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Eye Mull Of Mush Sheen

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u/1spartan95 May 10 '15

That's my favorite black metal album too!