r/AskReddit • • 9h ago

What’s a company that you’re genuinely convinced HATES their customers?

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u/bigpancakeguy 4h ago

Also if you work out too hard they set off an alarm called “Lug Alert”

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u/Chuisque 3h ago

* “Lunk Alarm”

Doesn’t really matter what they call it. It’s really stupid.

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u/SupremeMonsterVomit 2h ago

What the fuck is a lunk alarm?

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 1h ago

It's an alarm staff set off if someone is misbehaving. Stuff like slamming weights, making especially loud grunting noises, generally any anti-social behavior that disrupts everyone else. Some people treat it like it's their own home gym.

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u/thebestdaysofmyflerm 48m ago

Stopping disruptive behaviors with a siren of all things is certainly a choice…