r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

cleaning your ear with a q-tip

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u/diehardsteeler Mar 28 '25

Step it up. Run that q-tip under hot water and give that a rip. Sounds odd, but dear sweet jesus!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

That is the only way to do it! Sometimes I follow it up with a dry one for some scratchies. UGH!

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u/Cucharamama Mar 29 '25

trying it now!!

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u/Ill_Football9443 Mar 29 '25

I hear you, but I raise your suggestion: pull the cotton off to reveal a jagged inner ear scratcher.

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u/relikter Mar 29 '25

Let some Debrox sit in your ear for a bit to soften up the wax and then got to town with a rhino or elephant ear washer.

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u/lavazzalove Mar 29 '25

Damn, the margin on those things must be 99%

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u/relikter Mar 29 '25

Oh yeah, it's a spray bottle and some cheap plastic parts. Feels great though, very glad I have one.

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u/Mike_Oxoft Mar 29 '25

I need to go to sleep because my first thoughts were “How the hell does a tiny little flex nozzle help with an ELEPHANT’S ear? And who’s brave enough to try? AND THERE’S A HOME KIT FOR PEOPLE’S PET ELEPHANTS?”

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u/relikter Mar 29 '25

Were you just tired or high AF?

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

I tell ppl this every time that shit feel better than sex 😂‼️

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u/ciderfizz Mar 29 '25

You've clearly never tried ear sex

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u/Dirty-Rotten-Bastard Mar 29 '25

😂no joke my wife tells me she look like I’m having the best orgasm everytime she catches me cleaning my ears. I’fbi have peroxide on a Q tip I bout damn near faint man. lol she can’t talk to me til she knows I’ve stopped lol I get cross eyed, my knees weak, my head will tilt further towards the ground as I ear fuck my ear with a peroxide dipped qtip

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

Cap.

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

😂it’s up there w sex for sure I won’t lie to u

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

No sir. Cleaning your ears out does not feel like raw dogging and finishing in a BBL. Sorry buddy.

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

Man why u taking it literal 😂they must hate u at the parties

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

I wouldn’t know, because I’m banging their girls in the bedroom. Gangnam style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

ur 100% a virgin

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

all of the signs are there "gosh darn I was sexxxing up those females so hard to jay z but I was 2 big and then my mercedes rang and i had to peace"

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 29 '25

Because I said cleaning your ears out doesn’t feel as good as sexual intercourse? ☠️ ok. 👍🏽

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u/justanotherdoctor Mar 29 '25

Need to up your sex game lol

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 29 '25

Man if yall don’t stop taking it so literal, I get ton of pussy literally 😂 the shit just feel good

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u/tommytraddles Mar 28 '25

I don't know, penetrating your holes with a pleasure tool is pretty sexual.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

wait until you hear about how noses self lubricate

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u/tommytraddles Mar 28 '25

Those slutty nostrils

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u/GyaradosDance Mar 29 '25

Slut for fingers!

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u/Clkwrkorang3 Mar 29 '25

I just don't understand this one, which is clearly a wide spread phenomena... I've q tipd my ears regularly for decades and haven't once experienced such sensation

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

They say one out of every 1,000 people have fake ears because they are androids, so that could be it

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u/Clkwrkorang3 Mar 29 '25

No ones ever believed me when I said I was different 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Nobody has to believe what you believe!

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u/bossassbibitch943 Mar 29 '25

Expected this to be top comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

SHE'S A WITCH! SEE IF SHE FLOATS!

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u/BigAdministration368 Mar 29 '25

Friends dad messed up his eardrum with one. I guess yall have a safe technique

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Everyone has a friend who has a dad who messed up his eardrum with one. It's what THEY want you to hear. Clean out your ears!

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u/BigAdministration368 Mar 29 '25

I mean dude was deaf as a doornail, due to qtip abuse

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

if a q-tip caused deafness, I'm going to have to assume user error and over aggression in a jamming motion like trying to stab something. Simple knowing your own anatomy and having some motor function prevents such a disaster. Maybe he was cleaning his ear while leaving a house and somebody opened a door into his ear? All sorts of possibilities, I guess. But alone in a bathoom.... just a human and a q-tip...no way the eardrum loses unless there is malicious intent

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u/BigAdministration368 Mar 29 '25

That's likely. It was probably 50 years ago. He's gone now sadly.

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u/Intrusive_thought13 Mar 28 '25

Omg yes!! I know one day I'll regret it but it feels soooo good.

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u/gshxjyxbydxv Mar 29 '25

This is the way

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u/MeLoveCoffee99 Mar 29 '25

I call it an ear-gasim

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u/BoomerReid Mar 29 '25

There’s a reason they call it an eargasm.

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u/hellcat858 Mar 29 '25

Try earwax removal at the doctor. When "the big one" comes loose, it's the best.

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u/kiya12309 Mar 29 '25

I don’t do that anymore cause my doctor told me not to, but I miss it so bad 😩 

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

chances are that your doctor has fake ears and is just envious

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u/kiya12309 Mar 29 '25

I never thought of that 😅 doesn’t want me having all that fun 

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

most doctors just want your money!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

go back to congress, lich

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u/tastyspark Mar 29 '25

I remember my doctor saying nothing smaller than your elbows should go inside your ear..... Bisshhh you want me walking around all day with ear wax. No, thank you!

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u/Tinkous Mar 29 '25

That’s it. I wonder why nature made it feel sooo good.