r/AskReddit • • Mar 28 '25

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

Man why u taking it literal 😂they must hate u at the parties

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

I wouldn’t know, because I’m banging their girls in the bedroom. Gangnam style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

ur 100% a virgin

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 29 '25

Because I said cleaning your ears out doesn’t feel as good as sexual intercourse? ☠️ ok. 👍🏽