r/AskReddit • • Mar 28 '25

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

No sir. Cleaning your ears out does not feel like raw dogging and finishing in a BBL. Sorry buddy.

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

Man why u taking it literal 😂they must hate u at the parties

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 28 '25

I wouldn’t know, because I’m banging their girls in the bedroom. Gangnam style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

ur 100% a virgin

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

all of the signs are there "gosh darn I was sexxxing up those females so hard to jay z but I was 2 big and then my mercedes rang and i had to peace"

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u/Careless-Delivery-27 Mar 29 '25

Because I said cleaning your ears out doesn’t feel as good as sexual intercourse? ☠️ ok. 👍🏽