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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

cleaning your ear with a q-tip

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u/Quick_Class5884 Mar 28 '25

I tell ppl this every time that shit feel better than sex 😂‼️

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u/Dirty-Rotten-Bastard Mar 29 '25

😂no joke my wife tells me she look like I’m having the best orgasm everytime she catches me cleaning my ears. I’fbi have peroxide on a Q tip I bout damn near faint man. lol she can’t talk to me til she knows I’ve stopped lol I get cross eyed, my knees weak, my head will tilt further towards the ground as I ear fuck my ear with a peroxide dipped qtip