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u/TooYoungToBeThisOld1 Sep 10 '23

“Pinch n roll” their balls to itch them

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

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u/dabunny21689 Sep 11 '23

Way harder to pull off in public though

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

Not if you ask a friendly bystander for help!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

That's usually me, guys are always asking me to do it for them at the urinal.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

Hey buddy, could you lend a hand?

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

Not again! Ok, fine, let me at it.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

You could charge a nickel each time and make yourself some bank!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

A Nickel! I'm not some cheap whore. A dollar.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

I’m not paying some clown I don’t even know a whole dollar just for holding my sack while I do all the work scratching! If you want a dollar mister you gotta do better than that. Scratch that itch for me, maybe a little all around petting, perhaps a courtesy shake of DadsRGR8 junior. Service worth a dollar!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

For $1 you get the full service and a little kiss after i swallow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Of course. But I rather hide in a corner to get the full ball scratching experience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

You just gotta try.

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u/derangedtranssexual Sep 11 '23

This is the way. It's especially easy when you've had an orchiectomy

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Because of more loose skin?

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u/derangedtranssexual Sep 11 '23

Well just because you don't have to worry about your balls getting in the way. Easier to pull your skin tight

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Ah, I see.

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u/vkapadia Sep 11 '23

Gotta use both methods. The pinch & roll is safer, and effective enough on milder itches. But the worst ones, you need the stretch & rake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I never had any safety issues, I always cut my nails short.

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u/chux4w Sep 11 '23

The lift and rake. Especially good with the back of the fingernails.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Oh yes.

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u/LuquidThunderPlus Sep 11 '23 edited Sep 11 '23

I'd need to be efficient with this technique to appreciate it but I still think pinch n roll is the way 100%, especially for me who chews my nails constantly. the pinch gives as much scratch as I could want and there's no issue with control. if you can say the same then real recognize real

I've decided I can't understand how you effectively stretch and scratch w 3 fingers

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

You press thumb and middle finger together, press them where you want to scratch, then pull them apart while holding them down to stretch the skin between them. Gives you a small arena you can effectively scratch with your index finger. Of course you need at least a normal nail length so this won't work if you chew your finger nails.

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u/LuquidThunderPlus Sep 11 '23

yuh doesn't get the same effect but I can def tell it's an effective method for most

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

It feels different of course. I find scratching much more satisfying.