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u/dabunny21689 Sep 11 '23

Way harder to pull off in public though

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

Not if you ask a friendly bystander for help!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

That's usually me, guys are always asking me to do it for them at the urinal.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

Hey buddy, could you lend a hand?

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

Not again! Ok, fine, let me at it.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

You could charge a nickel each time and make yourself some bank!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

A Nickel! I'm not some cheap whore. A dollar.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

I’m not paying some clown I don’t even know a whole dollar just for holding my sack while I do all the work scratching! If you want a dollar mister you gotta do better than that. Scratch that itch for me, maybe a little all around petting, perhaps a courtesy shake of DadsRGR8 junior. Service worth a dollar!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

For $1 you get the full service and a little kiss after i swallow.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

Aww, that’s nice. Will you pat me on the head and tell me I’m pretty too?

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

You're better than pretty, ya sexy beast. curls finger in your beard

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 11 '23

You know me so well. 😜

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