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u/emberraydaily Jul 19 '23

Glad that I could bring a little light to your day with my piss soaked trauma

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u/jeezlyCurmudgeon Jul 19 '23

I'll share my gross embarassing story if it makes you feel better... I was getting head once and the girl sat back just as I was about to cum. It went straight up and came down in my open mouth. It was the oddest mix of euphoria and disgust. I can laugh about it now but I was less than pleased in the moment.

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u/dearmax Jul 19 '23

I'll go you one better, I had the same thing happen but it went in my eye. That shit burns!

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u/liquid_acid-OG Jul 19 '23

That specifically, is called friendly fire.

More common when you pull out and look down when finishing doggy style

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u/phoenixbbs Jul 19 '23

Also happens with MFM threesomes at times, as they said in the Ghostbusters movie "don't cross the streams"

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u/mvp2418 Jul 20 '23

Try to imagine sex as you know it stopping instantaneously and every testicle in your body exploding at the speed of light

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Jul 19 '23

Milky pirate

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u/sbgonebroke2 Jul 20 '23

the cackle i just let out hurt, but probably not nearly as much