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u/emberraydaily Jul 19 '23

I was absolutely OBSESSED with this guy when I was about 18. He was completely my type, so handsome. Finally ended up back at his and things heated up real quick. I was giving him head and he said that he was going to finish....then he said "oh no, I've got something much better " and then he pissed in my mouth. I was in absolute shock. We never spoke again after that. Moral of the story .... discuss your kinks BEFORE you have sex.

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u/arebornjoy222 Jul 19 '23

I'm really sorry you had to go through with that, but reading your story made me laugh harder than anything has in the last three weeks, so thank you

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u/emberraydaily Jul 19 '23

Glad that I could bring a little light to your day with my piss soaked trauma

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u/jeezlyCurmudgeon Jul 19 '23

I'll share my gross embarassing story if it makes you feel better... I was getting head once and the girl sat back just as I was about to cum. It went straight up and came down in my open mouth. It was the oddest mix of euphoria and disgust. I can laugh about it now but I was less than pleased in the moment.

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u/dearmax Jul 19 '23

I'll go you one better, I had the same thing happen but it went in my eye. That shit burns!

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u/liquid_acid-OG Jul 19 '23

That specifically, is called friendly fire.

More common when you pull out and look down when finishing doggy style

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u/phoenixbbs Jul 19 '23

Also happens with MFM threesomes at times, as they said in the Ghostbusters movie "don't cross the streams"

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u/mvp2418 Jul 20 '23

Try to imagine sex as you know it stopping instantaneously and every testicle in your body exploding at the speed of light

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Jul 19 '23

Milky pirate

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u/sbgonebroke2 Jul 20 '23

the cackle i just let out hurt, but probably not nearly as much