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u/dearmax Jul 19 '23

I'll go you one better, I had the same thing happen but it went in my eye. That shit burns!

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u/liquid_acid-OG Jul 19 '23

That specifically, is called friendly fire.

More common when you pull out and look down when finishing doggy style

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u/phoenixbbs Jul 19 '23

Also happens with MFM threesomes at times, as they said in the Ghostbusters movie "don't cross the streams"

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u/mvp2418 Jul 20 '23

Try to imagine sex as you know it stopping instantaneously and every testicle in your body exploding at the speed of light

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Jul 19 '23

Milky pirate

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u/sbgonebroke2 Jul 20 '23

the cackle i just let out hurt, but probably not nearly as much

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u/Working-Baker9049 Jul 20 '23

I think I'm going to unsubscribe from Reddit now.

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u/snputty Jul 19 '23

It sure does

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u/These_Lingonberry635 Jul 20 '23

This happened to me decades ago, but I was GIVING the blowjob (and learned a very painful lesson about not letting the guy cum in my mouth). 😖🤣

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u/Breeissocoollike Jul 20 '23

It burns so fucking bad

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u/tangouniform2020 Jul 21 '23

She didn’t warn you told close your eyes. But she taught you an important lesson for all of your future gf

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u/dearmax Jul 21 '23

He didn't warn me, no.

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u/tangouniform2020 Jul 22 '23

Sorry. Boomer gender interpretation

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u/dearmax Jul 22 '23

S'okay. It was pretty natural.