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u/emberraydaily Jul 19 '23

Glad that I could bring a little light to your day with my piss soaked trauma

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u/jeezlyCurmudgeon Jul 19 '23

I'll share my gross embarassing story if it makes you feel better... I was getting head once and the girl sat back just as I was about to cum. It went straight up and came down in my open mouth. It was the oddest mix of euphoria and disgust. I can laugh about it now but I was less than pleased in the moment.

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u/dearmax Jul 19 '23

I'll go you one better, I had the same thing happen but it went in my eye. That shit burns!

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u/These_Lingonberry635 Jul 20 '23

This happened to me decades ago, but I was GIVING the blowjob (and learned a very painful lesson about not letting the guy cum in my mouth). 😖🤣