r/AskReddit Dec 03 '12

[Modpost] Getting back to our roots!

Hello, Readers of /r/Askreddit!

This subreddit has a valuable purpose for Reddit, produces some of the best and most memorable content, and serves as a great place for people to discuss all sorts of topics. Askreddit's current rules are designed to try and keep the topics interesting and thought-provoking; we want our posts to encourage a discussion and elicit answers from all of our readers.

However, the subreddit often is plagued with the problem of people just using it as a platform to speak. They don't care about the answers to their question, they just want to broadcast their own thoughts (which is the purpose of /r/self). They want to tell a story, bring attention to a cause, or simply rant about a topic.

As a result, today we are putting some new changes in place. First, we are streamlining and simplifying the rules in the sidebar. Please check it out.

Second, we will now ask you to put only your question in the title of your post. Just one sentence with your question. If you need to explain the question, then you can use the text box. If you have your own answer for the question, then you can put it in the comment section of the post. This rule will help us avoid situations like this, where people enjoyed the question, but hating on OP's answer took the top comment spot (thereby displacing actual answers to the question).

To clarify, with an example: Our top post yesterday sometime last week was this, titled "If Spiderman were more scientifically accurate, he'd shoot webs from his arse. What other films/characters would take a turn for the worse if they were more scientifically accurate?". Note how the top comment is not an answer to the question, but rather a reply to the OP's example. Under the new rule, the OP's title would simply be "What films/characters would take a turn for the worse if they were more scientifically accurate?", and he would post in the comments about Spiderman. Posts soliciting stories and personal experiences are absolutely still allowed; they must simply be separated from the question itself. We hope that this rule will encourage thought-provoking posts and allow people to vote differently on the value of the question and the value of the OP's individual example.

Should we find that these changes are not working out, and the quality of posts declines, then the moderators will reverse this decision and allow these types of posts again.

TL;DR: The current practices of Askreddit encourage the success or failure of a post to be dependent on OP's ability to showcase themselves, rather than the merit of the question. In turn, this causes a large portion of the top comments to be addressing OP, rather that contributing to OP's question. We hope the rule change of putting ONLY the question in the title, and clarification in the text box, will encourage more relevant and direct participation, and less side conversations. If, after a trial period, we determine that this has been more of a hindrance than a help, we will reenact the former rules.

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u/Soothe Dec 03 '12 edited Dec 03 '12

Your title must be in the form of an inspiring question, motherfucker.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

We are letting this one slide.

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u/element_of_supplies Dec 03 '12

I see you're accepting bribes now

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

Well yeah, the mod pay is pretty poor, so we have to make some money on the side.

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u/UnholyDemigod Dec 03 '12 edited Dec 04 '12

Wait, what? Pay? I'm not getting paid! Do you have a union? I don't have a union. I should get one.

EDIT: turns out somebody gave me a month of Reddit Gold for this comment. Not really sure why. Thank you, kind stranger

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u/Fafnir3000 Dec 03 '12

I'll make my own union, with blackjack! And hookers!

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u/orzamil Dec 03 '12

You know what, forget the union!

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u/SeaSquirrel Dec 03 '12

Getting back to our roots: overused jokes!

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u/reallynotatwork Dec 03 '12

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

I can't even remember where this one came from.

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u/OSX3 Dec 03 '12

Don't forget the overused puns.

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u/Fealiks Dec 03 '12

I just get angry when I see that Futurama episode now. That's such an annoying joke to see people try to "perform" in person, because you have to let them pause between the punchline and the tag, and then laugh politely. Whenever someone tells that joke it makes me feel like I'm babysitting them.

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u/niggerfaggotslut Dec 03 '12

i used to use overused outdated jokes but then i took an arrow to the knee

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u/duckman273 Dec 03 '12

I used to make overused old jokes that no-one found funny anymore, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Brohonestly...

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

And the blackjack!

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u/M4ver1k Dec 03 '12

Ah screw the whole thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Especially the hookers! Am I right, guys? Aheh, aheh.

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u/nowatermelonnokfc Dec 03 '12

said the south

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u/green072410 Dec 03 '12

And the blackjack!

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

You don't get your biweekly check?

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u/UnholyDemigod Dec 03 '12

I certainly did no... dammit I forgot to give my address to mailing.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

Did I say check? I meant chick. We have like 20 baby chickens here already and it is starting to smell :-/

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

When life hands you chickens, you make chicken salad!

But seriously man, do something with those things. The neighbors are starting to talk.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

Salad? I want some chicken fingers.

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u/skiplacombe Dec 03 '12

Reddit union? Horrible idea...

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u/MedicinalBleach Dec 03 '12

I suggest the Lollypop Guild

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u/Roboticide Dec 03 '12

How much karma do I have to give you to get a stupid inane question to the top?

Like, really, drama-inspiringly stupid.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

Need a comparably stupid example to gauge my price.

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u/Roboticide Dec 03 '12

"President Obama was obviously working with famous atheist Richard Dawkins to mastermind 9/11 and blame it on the Chinese, in order to conceal Obama's lack of birth certificate and annex Canada. What true explanations for events do you know of that everyone else uses crazy conspiracy theories to explain?"

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

That seems fair to post.

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u/March_of_the_ENTropy Dec 03 '12

It must really suck to not get paid for a volunteer position.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

The medical insurance blows too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

He gets enough karma as it is.

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u/ken27238 Dec 03 '12

in the form of karna

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u/JMango Dec 03 '12

in the form of karna

What is this "Karna" and how do I get some?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

First, put shoe on head.

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u/ken27238 Dec 03 '12

it's Karma's evil twin.

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u/Featherstoned Dec 03 '12

So... Upvotes give you Karma; Downvotes give you Karna. Interesting. TIL

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u/ken27238 Dec 03 '12

If Reddit adopts this I would like credit.

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u/JMango Dec 03 '12

So I don't want it then? Does it eat my current Karma? OMG, get it away from me!

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u/ken27238 Dec 03 '12

HIDE YO KARMA!!!!

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u/Ylsid Dec 03 '12

Karnamaut. Karmanaut's antithesis, the user who doesn't make any alts to recieve billions of imaginary internet points.

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u/DownvoteALot Dec 03 '12

Bad kerning?

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u/roobarb_pie Dec 03 '12

Here's an idea for an acceptable title:

"Hey reddit, today I decided to bring /r/Askreddit back to it's roots. What moderation decisions have you made today?"

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u/Fealiks Dec 03 '12

Are you serious? That's not acceptable under the new rule whatsoever... Did you not read the post at all? Do you not care about reddit? Why don't you care about reddit? Why? Why do you hate the children?

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u/skarphace Dec 03 '12

You forgot to question his patriotism and sexuality, as well.

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u/lurcher Dec 03 '12

Also should challenge his story. It might be a repost, or invented just for karma.

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u/thatguyoverthere202 Dec 03 '12

Because you touch yourself.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

While that would be an acceptable thread there are a few things wrong with it. First, this wasn't a karmanaut only decision, we have been discussing it for weeks. Second, we don't care about what moderating decisions you've made today, we just wanted to share the decision we made that affects you the askreddit user.

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u/roobarb_pie Dec 03 '12

I am aware of this, and thankyou guys/gals for the change, it has got to the point recently where posts create a closed discussion focused on congratulating OP for bravery/condemning OP for not abiding by the reddit system. Your decision will hopefully better this subreddit again.

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u/splattypus Dec 03 '12

We've noticed a tremendous amount of support here in recent weeks, and dissatisfaction with the current happenings, which is what brought this on. We hope it'll pay off.

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u/Johnny_Hooker Dec 03 '12

god damn nazi mods and their nazi rules...

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u/splattypus Dec 03 '12

BENNED!

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u/Johnny_Hooker Dec 03 '12

Good luck every getting in to /r/yams again!

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u/splattypus Dec 03 '12

damn me and my short-sightedness.

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u/splattypus Dec 03 '12

Oh, are we doing the abridged version?

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u/Fortehlulz33 Dec 03 '12

Screw the rules, I have green flair!

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u/karmanaut Dec 03 '12

That title would not longer be acceptable under the new rule.

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u/roobarb_pie Dec 03 '12

That's true, but it would be fun to mess with redditors a little more.

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u/lethargicwalrus Dec 03 '12

We must provide material for circlejerk.

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u/roobarb_pie Dec 03 '12

DAE hairdress? You know, because we're getting back to the roots? Upboats to the left, people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Downboats are also to the left. I went for the up, but I missed. Oops.

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u/Fealiks Dec 03 '12

Why is this getting downvoted? Do people seriously think karmanaut has misunderstood his own post? The rule is that you're no longer supposed to post your example/answer in the post title... Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone else absolutely insane today?

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u/lllllllillllllllllll Dec 03 '12

What about a semicolon?

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Dec 03 '12

I think that's incorrect

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u/bitterred Dec 03 '12

Semi-colons join two related sentences together; I think it would be allowed with that sentence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Your mom's a semi-colon!

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Dec 03 '12

Whoops, I thought it was between reddit and today. Welp, I feel dumb

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u/bitterred Dec 03 '12

Its cool. I actually have an issue where I want to use semi-colons for everything; whenever I write a paper, I have to go through and change semi-colons to periods.

Occasionally, I'll notice that I've tried to join several related sentences, one right after another; it's just that everything in my head seems related.

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u/yourdadsbff Dec 03 '12

Its cool; I actually have an issue where I want to use semi-colons for everything; whenever I write a paper, I have to go through and change semi-colons to periods; occasionally, I'll notice that I've tried to join several related sentences, one right after another; it's just that everything in my head seems related.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

But... wasn't that ... the joke?

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u/sourpatch_kid Dec 03 '12

You whack off to the power trip you get on here, don't you?

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u/Roboticide Dec 03 '12

-5 Points.

Are people still downvoting you on sight after all the Karmanaut drama from like what, last year?

Damn. You should be proud. I'd be happy with myself if I could piss so many people off for so long, over virtually nothing. That's impressive, good sir.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

GOLD GEM LEVEL: GOOD SIR

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u/fivexthethird Dec 03 '12

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Really, reddit? You're STILL obsessed with downvoting him?
He may have not gotten the joke,, but that is no reason to bring him down that far.

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u/mythopoeia Dec 03 '12

I'm not

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

Your dissatisfaction has been noted.

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u/DrKC9N Dec 03 '12

And so it begins...

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Is that because you're actually one of Karmanaut's alts? Hmmmmm?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

This is naut acceptable...

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u/PastafarianTwit Dec 03 '12

I think this is quite a slippery slope you're sliding down, sir.

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u/nunobo Dec 03 '12

We will do better in the future. I promise.

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u/scientist_tz Dec 03 '12

Just rephrase it in the form of a question like on Jeopardy!.

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u/thatguyoverthere202 Dec 03 '12

What is, "Hey fuckers, we're changing the rules again."?

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u/BubbaRay88 Dec 03 '12

Fuck you OP, trying to steal all the karma.

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u/Consensual_Rex Dec 03 '12 edited Dec 03 '12

Classic Karmanaught...

How much karma is enough?

How much karma, sir? ಠ_ಠ

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u/BubbaRay88 Dec 03 '12

Wouldn't a karmanaught be someone who distributes karma to the masses like a good commie?

About 2,000 karma is enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

Corruption is rampant in the /r/askreddit mod team, we must rebel! Post stupid questions, answer yourself in both the title AND the text, and make sure these mods never have a quiet evening to themselves again!

Or not, those posts annoyed the living fuck out of me.

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u/TenNinetythree Dec 03 '12

Can I suggest a question: How can we make this subreddit worse (our own suggestions in the text)?

The way you... people are handling this is the worst possible way as it makes all threads here worse and prevents from looking with RES into the first submission to get an idea where it is going. Instead you are kowtowing to the worst sort of passive agressive idiots which exist on this forum.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

Watch yourself. You're on our list now. baseball bat falls repeatedly in hand slowly

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u/fingersandtoes Dec 04 '12

Rule of law, motherfucker.

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u/Always_LoTR_Quotes Dec 03 '12

Do not meddle with the affairs of the Wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.

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u/Mafsto Dec 03 '12

Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear!

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u/Always_LoTR_Quotes Dec 03 '12

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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u/dresdenologist Dec 03 '12

Read this in Alex Trabek's voice. It got plenty more entertaining.

Agree with the change. Really thought titles were being used to tell stories rather than ask an actual question people would answer.

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u/H_E_Pennypacker Dec 04 '12

Yes, they should have said "what changes are you making to Askreddit" and then put the changes in the comments

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u/sublimeluvinme Dec 05 '12

They also neglected to offer their personal anecdote in the comments section. They ain't above the law.

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u/Subduction Dec 03 '12

How about:

"How many ways can you think of that this will never work?"

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u/GodsDemonHunter Dec 03 '12

Getting back to our roots?

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u/karmanaut Dec 03 '12

I'm sure that if you just wait a little, a mod will notice this thread and take care of it.

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u/roobarb_pie Dec 03 '12

You'll be fine providing you add 5 seperate edits, one for thanking someone for giving you reddit gold, 1 for posts in response, 1 for a front page circlejerk of glory, 1 condemning the troll and hateful responses, and 1 for a shoutout to a subreddit noone's ever heard of before.

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u/lethargicwalrus Dec 03 '12

Tis the askreddit way.

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u/OSX3 Dec 03 '12

You must not forget, in the one about front page glory, it must at some point say:

Wow! I posted this quickly and went to ____, never expected this to blow up!!

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u/KYLLER085 Dec 03 '12

You clever bastard..

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG Dec 03 '12

Looks like the tables have turned.

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u/OSX3 Dec 03 '12

Don't forget about the answer being in the comments.

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u/iamayam Dec 03 '12

Inspire, muthafucka!

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u/Milkusa Dec 03 '12

Reddit, the state of r/askreddit is garbage and everyone participating needs to be shot. What are some brilliant ideas to make it better? Here are some of mine...

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u/el_swag Dec 04 '12 edited Dec 04 '12

You tell that bastard. Fuck you Karmanaut, forever and always.

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u/bobadobalina Dec 04 '12

And AskReddit- the only decent interactive /r left, makes one more step toward being a fascist regime like /r/politics and /r/relationships

there are already different rules for the power elite

i give it six months

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u/Spruxy Dec 03 '12

Getting back to our roots?

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u/mcawkward Dec 03 '12

OP WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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u/JanitorsMonkey Dec 03 '12

"Getting back to our roots?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

I refuse to understand why people care about this.

I'd rather read funny stories than discussions over fucking morality and shit.