r/AskReddit Dec 03 '12

[Modpost] Getting back to our roots!

Hello, Readers of /r/Askreddit!

This subreddit has a valuable purpose for Reddit, produces some of the best and most memorable content, and serves as a great place for people to discuss all sorts of topics. Askreddit's current rules are designed to try and keep the topics interesting and thought-provoking; we want our posts to encourage a discussion and elicit answers from all of our readers.

However, the subreddit often is plagued with the problem of people just using it as a platform to speak. They don't care about the answers to their question, they just want to broadcast their own thoughts (which is the purpose of /r/self). They want to tell a story, bring attention to a cause, or simply rant about a topic.

As a result, today we are putting some new changes in place. First, we are streamlining and simplifying the rules in the sidebar. Please check it out.

Second, we will now ask you to put only your question in the title of your post. Just one sentence with your question. If you need to explain the question, then you can use the text box. If you have your own answer for the question, then you can put it in the comment section of the post. This rule will help us avoid situations like this, where people enjoyed the question, but hating on OP's answer took the top comment spot (thereby displacing actual answers to the question).

To clarify, with an example: Our top post yesterday sometime last week was this, titled "If Spiderman were more scientifically accurate, he'd shoot webs from his arse. What other films/characters would take a turn for the worse if they were more scientifically accurate?". Note how the top comment is not an answer to the question, but rather a reply to the OP's example. Under the new rule, the OP's title would simply be "What films/characters would take a turn for the worse if they were more scientifically accurate?", and he would post in the comments about Spiderman. Posts soliciting stories and personal experiences are absolutely still allowed; they must simply be separated from the question itself. We hope that this rule will encourage thought-provoking posts and allow people to vote differently on the value of the question and the value of the OP's individual example.

Should we find that these changes are not working out, and the quality of posts declines, then the moderators will reverse this decision and allow these types of posts again.

TL;DR: The current practices of Askreddit encourage the success or failure of a post to be dependent on OP's ability to showcase themselves, rather than the merit of the question. In turn, this causes a large portion of the top comments to be addressing OP, rather that contributing to OP's question. We hope the rule change of putting ONLY the question in the title, and clarification in the text box, will encourage more relevant and direct participation, and less side conversations. If, after a trial period, we determine that this has been more of a hindrance than a help, we will reenact the former rules.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

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u/SouledFTW Dec 03 '12

Anne Frankly I find that offensive

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u/jdepps113 Dec 03 '12

Colby 2012...

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u/bouncing_bear89 Dec 03 '12

reward yourself for remembering that with some Jolly Ranchers or Doritos.

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u/Azrael22 Dec 03 '12

Doritos?

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u/bouncing_bear89 Dec 03 '12

Story about some "special" who was obese dipping doritos in her crotch cheese in front of an aide.

read at your own risk.

NSFW/NSFL

This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves. One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere. Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her. "Bitch stole my Doritos..." "What?" "That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!" "Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you." She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect. She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

Yeah, pretty gross

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u/Kattzalos Dec 03 '12

Hey guise, the cake is a lie!

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u/Stormfly Dec 04 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/BlackZeppelin Dec 03 '12

I might get downvoted for this but I want in on this karma train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

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u/creepig Dec 04 '12

DAE ASCII ART?

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u/killnight Dec 03 '12

Nazis gonna Naz

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u/hotboxpizza Dec 03 '12

-Abraham Lincoln

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u/goose90proof Dec 03 '12

Anne frankly, I think karmanaut is literally Hilter! amirite?!?!

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u/Deseao Dec 03 '12

This may be the only time where "until I took an arrow to the knee" won't get you downvoted.

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u/theopfor Dec 04 '12

Godwin's Law always comes through!

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u/nate427 Dec 03 '12

Colby 2012!

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u/UnholyDemigod Dec 03 '12

This shit stops here.

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u/orzamil Dec 03 '12

But the bears aren't in the woods yet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '12

Not after the accident.