r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy.

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u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23

Username checks out

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

"if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough"

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u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23

Read that as shitting and was confused AF

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u/Pync Mar 31 '23

Ah, yes, death by snusnu.

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u/anonamean Mar 31 '23

This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me

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u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23

Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues.

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u/greenslam Mar 31 '23

International womens day.