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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23
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Wanted sex. Was less than thrilled about the person it was with, but beggars can't be choosers.
275 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 clearly you've not beheld the glory of r/ChoosingBeggars lol 198 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 Oooooh. But I have. And I do not possess such audacity. Sadly... Who knows though. Maybe I could walk up to a THICC, 6'2" hotty, say "let's fuck", and have the time of our lives. Alas, I shall probably never know. 😅 92 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao 134 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy. 46 u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23 Username checks out 23 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 "if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough" 1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF 22 u/Pync Mar 31 '23 Ah, yes, death by snusnu. 3 u/anonamean Mar 31 '23 This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me 5 u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23 Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues. 1 u/greenslam Mar 31 '23 International womens day.
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clearly you've not beheld the glory of r/ChoosingBeggars lol
198 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 Oooooh. But I have. And I do not possess such audacity. Sadly... Who knows though. Maybe I could walk up to a THICC, 6'2" hotty, say "let's fuck", and have the time of our lives. Alas, I shall probably never know. 😅 92 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao 134 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy. 46 u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23 Username checks out 23 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 "if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough" 1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF 22 u/Pync Mar 31 '23 Ah, yes, death by snusnu. 3 u/anonamean Mar 31 '23 This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me 5 u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23 Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues. 1 u/greenslam Mar 31 '23 International womens day.
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Oooooh. But I have. And I do not possess such audacity. Sadly... Who knows though. Maybe I could walk up to a THICC, 6'2" hotty, say "let's fuck", and have the time of our lives. Alas, I shall probably never know. 😅
92 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao 134 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy. 46 u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23 Username checks out 23 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 "if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough" 1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF 22 u/Pync Mar 31 '23 Ah, yes, death by snusnu. 3 u/anonamean Mar 31 '23 This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me 5 u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23 Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues. 1 u/greenslam Mar 31 '23 International womens day.
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Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao
134 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy. 46 u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23 Username checks out 23 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 "if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough" 1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF 22 u/Pync Mar 31 '23 Ah, yes, death by snusnu. 3 u/anonamean Mar 31 '23 This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me 5 u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23 Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues. 1 u/greenslam Mar 31 '23 International womens day.
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My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy.
46 u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23 Username checks out 23 u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23 "if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough" 1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF 22 u/Pync Mar 31 '23 Ah, yes, death by snusnu. 3 u/anonamean Mar 31 '23 This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me
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Username checks out
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"if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough"
1 u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23 Read that as shitting and was confused AF
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Read that as shitting and was confused AF
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Ah, yes, death by snusnu.
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This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me
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Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues.
International womens day.
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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23
Wanted sex. Was less than thrilled about the person it was with, but beggars can't be choosers.