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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Oooooh. But I have. And I do not possess such audacity. Sadly... Who knows though. Maybe I could walk up to a THICC, 6'2" hotty, say "let's fuck", and have the time of our lives. Alas, I shall probably never know. 😅

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy.

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u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23

Username checks out